Comments by jc8891

I had my pocket picked by a danc.er at The Showpalace. I was getting a lapdance and she pulled my shorts down to play with Jr. It took her 5 dances to finish me off. When I went to square up with her, she told me it was only 2 songs. She told me that she would meet me at the bar to square up. When I reached into my pocket, I realized that I'd been picked.I spoke with the manager and even admitted to breaking a few club rules. She went over the cameras and couldn't actually see her grab my money, but since she had under reported her number of dances, she got fired on the spot. The manager asked me how much I was missing. I told her about $260 in consecutive numbered twenty's (I had gone to the ATM before going to the club). The manager went in the back and came out with $260 to pay me back and then bought me a couple of beers.

If the Democrats can have their way, they will run their fear tactics and regulations all the way to election day. I live in Illinois and our fat assed Governor is an asshole. I'm lucky that I'm near the Wisconsin border where they are open for business.

I went up to Wisconsin yesterday. The state is open. I went into the Show Palace and it was business as usual. They limited the numbers of dancers due to a regulation that limits the number of customers. No social distancing or air dances.

Even with the payoffs, the pussy was pretty cheap.

I have found the opposite to be true. With the cost of dances going up, the girls are doing fewer dances and they seem to be more receptive to go the extra mile.

About the only thing that I don't miss from years ago is glitter. It seems like almost all the girls wised up and figured out that guys don't want to leave the place with that crap all over themselves.

Arnie's is all right if you go early enough. With the days getting longer you can stay a little later. I certainly would not even consider going there late at night.

Go ahead and get your red wings.

Women have to love it. 25 years ago you called it a fat ass. Now it's a juicy booty.

If you like big booty AA women who are sure to leave you with a smile on your face, check out Arnie's in Harvey. It is just south of the city and in an iffy area. If you go, the earlier the better. If you are willing to drop $100, you will be very happy.

If you like black girls, take a ride down to Harvey and check out Arnies. Not too bad of a neighborhood if you go early.

The best stuff for dry skin is Bag Balm. It is for use on cow udders. It comes in a little green can. I get it from a feed store. It is greasy and not the nicest smelling. Put it on at night and wear some cheap gardening gloves when you go to bed. Your hands will be a lot softer after 2 or 3 days. Also works great on cracked elbows and feet.

How can you listen to any of that left wing shit on NPR.

If you are going to any of the East St. Louis clubs, you should know that the area is very sketchy at best. The clubs that offer the most mileage are in even worse neighborhoods. You will be better off if you can do your club tour during the daytime.

I agree that back in the 90's there seemed to be a lot more hotties. But thank God that the dancers today don't wear that damn stripper glitter as much.

A guy goes to the cathouse for the first time. The madame asks him what he would like. He was nervous and said that he wasn't sure what was available. The madame told him that she had just the girl for him. The girl led him to the room and they both undressed. She told him that he would just love 69. They started to go at it when the girl rips a fart right in his face. She apologized and blamed it on the Mexican food she just had. They go back at it and she lets go with the nastiest fart ever. Again she apologized and said that this had never happened to her before. The guy got up and started putting his clothes back on while gagging and told her I don't think that I can take 67 more of those.

I love the black ladies. Being a white guy it kind of seems like the forbidden fruit. I have also found that more of the black girls are agreeable to higher mileage dances, ITC and OTC for less money.

Go check out Dollies. Go during the afternoon,the neighborhood is not the greatest. You should leave the place a happy man.

They passed the same idiotic law here in Illinois.

Go during the daylight hours. They are all in bad neighborhoods.

She is kind of cute. Definitely not #1. I agree there are better looking girls at the local clubs.

The city of Chicago is a waste of time and money. If you are into thick black girls, Arnies is your place for a guaranteed good time.

I often get compliments for being clean shaven. The ladies really appreciate no rug burn when shoving their tits in your face.

My first trip was in the late 70's to Big Al's in Peoria. They had the girl that used to run out on baseball fields to kiss the players. Her name was Morgana. She motioned for me to come up to the stage and almost smothered me with her huge boobs and then gave me a big kiss. Needless to say, I was hooked.

Did you guys forget about Beaver?