Comments by JohnBuford (page 3)

I'm guessing 75%

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If I were a club owner I would offer a punctuality/attendance bonus. Show up X straight days on time and you get a cash bonus, a gift card or week of no house fees.

@Dominic77:Right on my man. If a dancer has a "built-in" tip,than that's it for me. Zero tip and she is now dead to me. Last time I got LD's the dancer reminded me that I could tip. It pissed me off. I gave her less than I was going to and told her.

Well played. My jaw was dropping and I was mouthing "WTF" until...duh.

@Cashman1234,Subraman: That's hilarious. :) And all this time I thought I was the only who enjoyed the schadenfreude. God love 'em,they are a hot mess.

All good posts guys, keep 'em coming.I need to to re-think about what is out and out lying vs what is SS.I realize now that I lumped them together and that is clearly a mistake.And I like the clear divide of ITC/OTC.

I'm thinking something in sales would work.You already have good people skills. That's first and foremost. Product knowledge can be learned. You work where/when you want to and so long as you are making your numbers your boss will let you do your thing.

What's a female ?

IMO $175,plus hotel/motel, say another $75 is worth the investment. Bring extra cash, a bottle of wine,have a pizza delivered to the room and maybe more happens.

"The difference between free sex and paying for sex is that free sex costs way more."... Woody Allen

"Gentlemen you can't fight in here, it's the War Room."... Drop the mic.

I can help you out John:rambling it is. I might add mindless as well.

If they ask,the answer is no. If we have been chatting for a few minutes and I like their company, I'll offer.

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All good responses. I'm pleased this thread generated this kind of interest.

@subraman:"fucking retarded "...lol. @ Motorhead: sleeve tats and black lipstick. I hear you man. NOTHING turns me off quicker than that look.

I say good on you my man. It sounds like you did a decent thing and in an ideal world good karma will follow. But sadly, my experience has been these girls live " hand to mouth " for so much of their lives that even if she would want to "reward" you in some way, she won't be able to. I hope I'm wrong.

@Motorhead: right on man.I'm 60 and find tats/ piercings a real turn off. It's not a right/wrong thing,simply what is appealing, but it cuts down on the supply side of things for me.

I would advise to move slowly, cautiously.I'd meet at a hotel/motel,I wouldn't go to her place or have her to mine. If you both feel the same in say,six months you can " raise the stakes. " If you don't, it cost you $ for the room, meals etc. Treat that as an investment, not an expense.

I hear you man. I've been in a rut lately. Discouraged by the ss I've been subject to. It does wear on you after awhile, no doubt.

While I think 10 years would be a stretch, he does have some things in his favor. He keeps himself in excellent condition. His training and diet are the best. Never athletic to begin with, he's not relying on his legs ( hello there RGIII) for his success. He gets rid of the ball very quickly and seldom takes the crunching hit.Lastly, he has a first ballot HC in Belichick. So long as BB is running things, the Pats will be a contender every year

In the words of Ronald Reagan:" Trust, but verify." Put me down for a "Have her show you a note from a doctor."

Call the motel and make sure she is staying there. Get the room # and find out what the nightly rate is. Scout it out a bit to make sure a line of guys and/or a bf/pimp isn't going in/out.Assuming all looks good, ask what her rate is. If she tells you what you already learned from the motel,then you know she's being truthful.

Wait..I can go online and look at pictures of naked girls ?? Wow. And neither my mom, boss or therapist will know ? I think you guys are on to something.My last investment in trying to help that Nigerian Princess escape her unlawful imprisonment and flee the country with $26 million didn't work out too well,but this sounds promising.