Comments by umissedaspot (page 8)

All strippers have issues. Heavy heavy issues. Some just don't come up until you've known them for a while.

"More than a list. It's also a board with a bunch of horny old dudes chattering endlessly about the list plus some other shit. But basically, it's just a list."

"This would be like if I owned a gas station and told people I'll only accept gas purchases of $20 bucks or more, and then turned down the rest of the people who were willingly ready to pay for $10 bucks of gas." The difference is that gas station owners aren't selling their bodies. Some strippers won't give it up for any amount. I've never known one who viewed it as purely money for her time.

Boys and Girls Guide seconded. A couple of others streaming that both show a cute young college girl trying to earn a little extra money, then gradually descending into the dark side of the sex trade. Both movies are depressing but kind of erotic, too, in a seamy way: Sleeping Beauty (Australian) Student Services (French)

To fully apply this theory, do you wait to see a full stage rotation before choosing? You never know when you might be missing out on that fugliest of the fuglies.

"Hi Sweetie, would you like some company?" "Not yet. I'm still looking." "Oh, you just got here?" "Yeah, about two hours ago."

^ Yeah, totally, or to "Planet Claire" or "Strobe Light": "I'm gonna kiss your pineapple!!"

"Because standing all alone would get tiring."

LensCrafters

A lot of girls look good from the neck down. I can't rate rfcookie without seeing her face.

Photoshop city. Prefer real.

"I just crunched some quick numbers. If 1.6 million customers are served a day, that would mean the average club has 5,333 customers per day (based on 3,000 clubs)." Too quick. lol 1.6 million / 3,000 clubs = 533 per day, not 5,333. Still seems a little high. Many small clubs would do well to average a few dozen. And 1.6 million means one in 50 adult men going to a club EVERY DAY?

...or boring clubs?

Don't you follow the news? Women who use birth control are the real sluts.

I believe you need to try the clubs south of Montreal. The one I know of where extras were easy to get is closed now. Most clubs in the city are no touch, so extras would be out of the question. Some forms of prostitution are legal in Canada. ITC extras are not, although courts in Ontario have recently ruled that they should be.

That's the point. Why call it a BBHJ? LOL!

Can you say too good to be true? Here's how this can play out: You pay her bills, which are closer to $500. You get one session, then she becomes impossible to reach for any more dates. She finally contacts you to say that she'll need you to pay her rent (or car repair, DUI ticket, whatever) before you can see her again. And so on...

So much better than a covered hand job. Don't you just hate it when she requires that?

^ Finally, we have a winner!

If giving a stripper money isn't enough to get her to put out, I'm not interested in also having her incapacitated. I just move on to another stripper.

Whoa! Touchy much? lol I'm just another strip club goin' PL, in it for the fun.

It's for PLs who think going to strip clubs isn't quite pathetic enough.

Penultimate? How so? Then why isn't it called "The Next-to-Last Waltz"?

This may alarm British people, who probably take FAP to mean a friendly invitation to a pub: "Fancy a pint?"

For porn star/escorts, it's hard to beat TER (http://www.theeroticreview.com). You can search for reviews of escorts who do porn, along with other criteria. There is also a very active discussion board there all about porn star/escorts. Nothing for strippers, though.