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Comments by umissedaspot (page 8)

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    12 years ago
    Clackport
    Washington
    What is so wrong with dating a stripper?
    All strippers have issues. Heavy heavy issues. Some just don't come up until you've known them for a while.
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    12 years ago
    TUSCL slogan: More than a list. It's the evocation of a culture.
    "More than a list. It's also a board with a bunch of horny old dudes chattering endlessly about the list plus some other shit. But basically, it's just a list."
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    12 years ago
    Raffle, dancer rejects my $25 dollar lap-dance request and $2 "tip-out" asked fo
    "This would be like if I owned a gas station and told people I'll only accept gas purchases of $20 bucks or more, and then turned down the rest of the people who were willingly ready to pay for $10 bucks of gas." The difference is that gas station owners aren't selling their bodies. Some strippers won't give it up for any amount. I've never known one who viewed it as purely money for her time.
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    12 years ago
    Great Movie on Netflix for TUSCLers
    Boys and Girls Guide seconded. A couple of others streaming that both show a cute young college girl trying to earn a little extra money, then gradually descending into the dark side of the sex trade. Both movies are depressing but kind of erotic, too, in a seamy way: Sleeping Beauty (Australian) Student Services (French)
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    12 years ago
    Picking the Least Attractive Girl
    To fully apply this theory, do you wait to see a full stage rotation before choosing? You never know when you might be missing out on that fugliest of the fuglies.
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    12 years ago
    mjx01
    Aspiring Global Hound
    'Completing the Cycle'
    "Hi Sweetie, would you like some company?" "Not yet. I'm still looking." "Oh, you just got here?" "Yeah, about two hours ago."
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    12 years ago
    Crappy SC Music In My Head
    ^ Yeah, totally, or to "Planet Claire" or "Strobe Light": "I'm gonna kiss your pineapple!!"
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    12 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    How do you respond to a dancer that asks "Why are you sitting all alone"?
    "Because standing all alone would get tiring."
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    12 years ago
    Wait for it...
    LensCrafters
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    12 years ago
    Hottie v. Hottie # 7: Quest for the Perfect 10
    A lot of girls look good from the neck down. I can't rate rfcookie without seeing her face.
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    12 years ago
    Hottie v. Hottie # 7: Quest for the Perfect 10
    Photoshop city. Prefer real.
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    12 years ago
    Hottie v. Hottie: Search for the perfect 10
    "I just crunched some quick numbers. If 1.6 million customers are served a day, that would mean the average club has 5,333 customers per day (based on 3,000 clubs)." Too quick. lol 1.6 million / 3,000 clubs = 533 per day, not 5,333. Still seems a little high. Many small clubs would do well to average a few dozen. And 1.6 million means one in 50 adult men going to a club EVERY DAY?
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    12 years ago
    bang69
    North Carolina
    age or boardum
    ...or boring clubs?
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    12 years ago
    Single Moms
    Don't you follow the news? Women who use birth control are the real sluts.
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    12 years ago
    headhunter03
    Colorado
    Extras in Montreal
    I believe you need to try the clubs south of Montreal. The one I know of where extras were easy to get is closed now. Most clubs in the city are no touch, so extras would be out of the question. Some forms of prostitution are legal in Canada. ITC extras are not, although courts in Ontario have recently ruled that they should be.
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    12 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    Exhabition BbHjcih : )
    That's the point. Why call it a BBHJ? LOL!
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    12 years ago
    An arrangement....
    Can you say too good to be true? Here's how this can play out: You pay her bills, which are closer to $500. You get one session, then she becomes impossible to reach for any more dates. She finally contacts you to say that she'll need you to pay her rent (or car repair, DUI ticket, whatever) before you can see her again. And so on...
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    12 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    Exhabition BbHjcih : )
    So much better than a covered hand job. Don't you just hate it when she requires that?
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    12 years ago
    What acts define a PL?
    ^ Finally, we have a winner!
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    12 years ago
    10inches
    Florida
    DRUNK STRIPPER
    If giving a stripper money isn't enough to get her to put out, I'm not interested in also having her incapacitated. I just move on to another stripper.
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    12 years ago
    My GirlFund..
    Whoa! Touchy much? lol I'm just another strip club goin' PL, in it for the fun.
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    12 years ago
    My GirlFund..
    It's for PLs who think going to strip clubs isn't quite pathetic enough.
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    12 years ago
    motorhead
    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
    RIP Levon Helm
    Penultimate? How so? Then why isn't it called "The Next-to-Last Waltz"?
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    13 years ago
    deogol
    Michigan
    Fap fap fap fap fap
    This may alarm British people, who probably take FAP to mean a friendly invitation to a pub: "Fancy a pint?"
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    14 years ago
    Book Guy
    I write it like I mean it, but mostly they just want my money.
    Wondering how to find strippers and porn-performers who escort
    For porn star/escorts, it's hard to beat TER (http://www.theeroticreview.com). You can search for reviews of escorts who do porn, along with other criteria. There is also a very active discussion board there all about porn star/escorts. Nothing for strippers, though.