Hottie v. Hottie #7 will feature the "Search for the perfect 10" by pitting dancers selected by TUSCLers. Here is what I need from you (yes, YOU!):
Search the web for a picture (or pictures) of a dancer who most closely reaches your ideal of a "perfect 10" (whatever that means to you), then use private messaging on TUSCL to send me a link to the page with the photo(s). When I have received a fair number of submissions, I will post them, then you can see how your lady "stacks up".
To be clear, I will post the photos in a survey . . . I will not identify who submitted the selected dancer. Also, photos must be of dancers (not supermodels, etc.). Feature dancers are OK (though HVH 6 suggests they won't rate too highly).
Haven't found her yet but I'm having fun looking.
To get you started on your search:
Club websites with dancer pictures: clubvolcano.net thefurnacebham.com theponyclubs.com akbushcompany.com thecandystoretoplessbar.com centerfoldscabaret.me southwestattractions.com legirlscabaret.net Feature Dancers: continentalagency.com
two entries already . . .
Completely off-topic but this is an interesting tidbit from that last link:
"Gentlemen’s clubs represent the highest-grossing segment of the nightclub industry. There are more than 3,000 adult nightclubs in North America which employ over 500,000 dancers and support staff, and serve 1.6 million customers a day. Adult nightclubs lead the industry in alcohol sales; they are a multi-billion-dollar industry."
I gotta question some of those stats, but even if grossly inflated, yeah still interesting.
I don't doubt 3000 clubs. I just quickly in my head (so I could be far off) added up the number of clubs listed here on TUSCL and got about 2500. Assuming not every club is on .here, 3000 could be right.
The statement about leading in alcohol sakes I do question. Since regular bars still vastly outnumber strip clubs, that doesn't seem correct.
Once we find a handful of Perfect 10's maybe we could send them on a shopping trip to Costco?
"Once we find a handful of Perfect 10's maybe we could send them on a shopping trip to Costco?"
That made me laugh - Thanks
There is no way that strip clubs outsell regular clubs in alcohol or gross receipts for that matter. I guess it might depend on how they break down the segments of night clubs.
"Gentlemen’s clubs represent the highest-grossing segment of the nightclub industry. There are more than 3,000 adult nightclubs in North America which employ over 500,000 dancers and support staff, and serve 1.6 million customers a day. Adult nightclubs lead the industry in alcohol sales; they are a multi-billion-dollar industry."
I just crunched some quick numbers. If 1.6 million customers are served a day, that would mean the average club has 5,333 customers per day (based on 3,000 clubs). I would like to see one club that has that many patrons on any given day. I have to ask where these figures came from.
Mo'Head.....lmfao
Jack, the quote likely should have been 1.6 million customer's per YEAR....The rest of it is plausible...
I saw none on those sites worthy. Other local sites I checked, likewise. When I have some time, I'll extend my search.
"I just crunched some quick numbers. If 1.6 million customers are served a day, that would mean the average club has 5,333 customers per day (based on 3,000 clubs)."
Too quick. lol
1.6 million / 3,000 clubs = 533 per day, not 5,333.
Still seems a little high. Many small clubs would do well to average a few dozen. And 1.6 million means one in 50 adult men going to a club EVERY DAY?
For entries so far . . . I will begin preparing the survey and will post when entries reach 8 or more. If more entries are received after the survey begins, I will post these to a second survey so that those who have voted already can also vote for the late entrants.
I spent many hours searching, as I consider this an important responsibility to my fellow tuscl members. Kind of like voting for President.
There is one difference between voting for president and voting for a perfect 10 dancer . . . we know that regardless of who wins the presidency we will get royally screwed . . . no such guarantee with picking a hot dancer :-D
Three hours invested, yet to find a photo of a 10!
There were some 10's in the PR but narry a single 10 on the dancer pages. All the 10's are tending bar or waiting tables!
six entries so far. Scotty . . . if you see a ten waitress or barkeep, send her in . . .
GUYS - FYI - DON'T CLICK INTO thecontinentalagency website....it kicked off a virus
Sorry, I gave up searching. Nothing I found was even close.
Good idea