Comments by umissedaspot (page 9)

"Try to be interesting but don't lay on the BS" So said the DJ? ROTFL!!!

Some Bodily Functions - Chapter 1

I hardly ever ask those questions, because strippers are always giving me the answers first: "I like that girl's pussy. And I like eating that other girl's pussy" "I wanna sit on your dick. Do you like cowgirl?" "You should've seen the crazy shit that went down here last night…" "These shoes are crap. I fell down on stage the other day. See where I got bruised?" "Can you order me a Jager? I'm not supposed to be seen drinking shots. Being 19 sucks." "Robyn is my stripper name, but my real name is Angel." Blah blah blah...

You called them "things that will make me mad for the rest of the night". Sounds like a pretty bad time.

As for the OP's rant, I see his 10 complaints as simply the way things are in many clubs, not something to get worked up over. None of it is ever going to change, so why not find something good to enjoy instead of letting the dumb stuff ruin your night?

Dating black men is a lot more common among white strippers I've known than among non-strippers. However, even many of these strippers avoid dancing for black customers for the reasons Carolynne described. So, if you're looking to date a stripper, it might help to be a brother. But if you're looking to buy lap dances from her, ehh not so much.

Settle down, boys. All of her pics are of different girls, copied from various websites. And don't you know it's rude to flirt with her here for free. She's working!

Under normal job circumstances, retaining IC status would obviously be bad for workers. However, a strip club is not a normal business, and trying to make it into one would be bad for everyone. I'd rather keep paying dancers directly, and probably the only dancers who want to regulate that are the ugly ones.