Dancers seem to give better sex because they practice more than average girls, you see them in various stages of undress, you may be a little drunk when you have sex with them, dancers are part of a sexual fantasy for most of us.
Having kids is the result of having unprotected sex, whether you are a dancer or not.
Enjoyable sex depends on the girl, not the job.
I'm not sure that having a kid indicates a stripper is a better fuck. Maybe a more forgetful fuck when it comes to birth control? Good sex, it seems to me, is a product of technique and enthusiasm. A 30-year-old stripper may have more experience and better technique, but a 20-year-old stripper may have more enthusiasm. So the best fuck must be a 25-year-old.
Pablo, all three of your paragraphs are correct, however I am only talking about stripper.
Responsible single strippers don't have kids.
Irresponsible strippers who are bad in bed don't have kids (mostly).
Strippers who've made some mistakes but fuck like mad, will always have a kid!
That's a logically sound statement right? I'm under the influence and this is in no way scientific, but all mom's agreed with me tonight!
If this is a true statement then Octomom should be the best fuck in the world.
I think I'll call her - but I'll just close my eyes when we're doin' the nasty
Single moms need their paychecks so that they can feed their children. Strippers who have children can't afford to have a bad night, just like strippers who are on drugs can't afford to have a bad night. They NEED to earn enough money to pay the bills every night, so they're more willing to have sex and they're better at it because they need you to come back next week.
Empirical, albeit anecdotal, evidence suggests that strippers with kids are in fact better in bed than those without. Whether this is causative or correlative is another question, however.
The only correlation that I've come to realize is: Single mommies (a higher percentage) make better SB's or girls to make regular arrangements with. They like to have a regular flow of money coming in, that they can count on. They usually don't suffer from the GPS as bad.
Just because a stripper is a single mother certainly doesn't mean she is a great fuck. It points more to her stupidity for screwing some young guy (who wouldn't know a good piece of ass if it bit him in the nose.) She probably has children because she wants someone to love her 'cause her parents were pieces of crap or she wants to hang on to her young "stud." The best stripper fuck that I ever had was a divorced mother who was married to her son's father.
This started as a joke to curb favor with a couple single moms I was getting smashed with on a slow night. One of them pulled some Freud shit and said I probably connect with single moms due the perceived inadequacies I have of my own mother.
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