Another clueless dancer...
Clubber
Florida
"Anyway, I was going to keep working my way through the ladies, but when I went into the men's room I noticed the whole fromt of my white shirt and suit was spray on tan from the blonde I just had dancing for me. Is she serious? How many guys has she sent home brown?? And she wanted to take me upstairs?
From now on my first question when a girl wants to dance for me is - do you have any of that spray on tan?"
Do these "ladies" never learn? Oh, sorry, they are dancers, of course they don't learn, our present company of intellectual dancers. :)
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Motor is tight ewwwwwwwwwwww
The good news is yes, it does wash off relatively easily (probably the same reason why it rubbed off so readily onto us); but meanwhile your clothes look like you rolled in the dirt.
Talking about it with other ladies I have detected a consensus though that serious lap dancers should avoid both cheap spray-tan and glitter.
whether one has a SO or not, this can be an issue for those who stop into a club between sales calls or business meetings.
Many a time I've had to make a secret trip to the washing machine and get the load in before anybody knows anything different. Smelling the clothes before they go in the wash--with no smokey smell and no splashed-on perfume, just a subtle scent and some feminine perspiration and lovely juices--IS a great little reminder of a fun night, JackKash. Worth a couple more whiffs before starting the machine.