Another clueless dancer...

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Clubber

Just read a review local to me. The writer ended it this way...

"Anyway, I was going to keep working my way through the ladies, but when I went into the men's room I noticed the whole fromt of my white shirt and suit was spray on tan from the blonde I just had dancing for me. Is she serious? How many guys has she sent home brown?? And she wanted to take me upstairs?

From now on my first question when a girl wants to dance for me is - do you have any of that spray on tan?"

Do these "ladies" never learn? Oh, sorry, they are dancers, of course they don't learn, our present company of intellectual dancers. :)

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crazyjoe
12 yrs ago

I had that happen with a white t shirt, fortunately just a t shirt. The dancer told me it will wash out don't worry. It did wash out…

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deogol
12 yrs ago

Lucky you. I came home with spots of menstruation blood on my pants and shit. Last time I ever went there. Should have written a…

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motorhead
12 yrs ago

Ewwww....

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sclvr5005
12 yrs ago

yeah I have had that stuff happen to me too. One of the many risks you take when clubbing.

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crazyjoe
12 yrs ago

@ deogol watch it if you see a string down there. One dancer told me most either tuck the string in or cut it off and dance anyway.…

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Papi_Chulo
12 yrs ago

I guess this would be a biggie if you have a SO at home. If no SO, then it’s not that much of a problem IMO –…

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shadowcat
12 yrs ago

I used to have thst problem with lip stick on my underware. I fixed that problem. I always go commando now.:)

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JackKash
12 yrs ago

I've been fortunate. Its been a long time since I've had any residual of a lap like make-up, lipstick, perfume and even glitter back in the day. Almost…

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gatorfan
12 yrs ago

I guess it is better than having skid marks on his dockers.

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jester214
12 yrs ago

Glitter is the worst.

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Cheo_D
12 yrs ago

Hmm... I, too, have found apply-tan on my clothes in the past, and last year twice to a very noticeable degree, both times after a night that included…

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crazyjoe
12 yrs ago

If you want to k now how to keep a stripper busy for hours read the next comment

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crazyjoe
12 yrs ago

If you want to know how to keep a stripper busy for hours read the previous comment

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Otto22
12 yrs ago

whether one has a SO or not, this can be an issue for those who stop into a club between sales calls or business meetings.

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lopaw
12 yrs ago

I leave virtually every visit covered in stuff that either came off of or out of strippers. What can ya do. I just hose myself down as best…

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deogol
12 yrs ago

LOL, lopaw!

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mrrock
12 yrs ago

Yeah I've had that too. All white shirt then brown when you leave. Not cool.

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sharkhunter
12 yrs ago

I don't want to get any dances from a dancer that is going to have all kinds of crap coming off of her onto me whether that is…

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Clackport
12 yrs ago

Whenever I get that spray tan shit on me, I make a mental note in my head to never get a dance from that dancer again. It's happened…

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lovemetiddys
12 yrs ago

stains and glitter isnt as bad as perfume

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looneylarry
12 yrs ago

Tiddys, good to see you are alive and kicking. You are right, perfume isn't so bad unless you get caught at the door as you get home.…

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georgmicrodong
12 yrs ago

I am so glad I can go home explain the glitter by saying "I rubbed my face in a girl's boobs."

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Papi_Chulo
12 yrs ago

If you get LDs from black dancers like I do, then you won’t have to deal with that spray on tan stuff :)

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