Another clueless dancer...

23 comments

• crazyjoe

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  11 years ago

  I had that happen with a white t shirt, fortunately just a t shirt. The dancer told me it will wash out don't worry. It did wash out fine but next time I saw her I chewed her out saying it didnt wash out and she owed me a shirt. Her reaction was funny lil. I did end up telling her the truth after I got her all worked up. Should have taught her a leason
• deogol

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  11 years ago

  Lucky you. I came home with spots of menstruation blood on my pants and shit. Last time I ever went there. Should have written a review I guess.
• motorhead

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  11 years ago

  Ewwww....
• sclvr5005

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  11 years ago

  yeah I have had that stuff happen to me too. One of the many risks you take when clubbing.
• crazyjoe

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  11 years ago

  @ deogol watch it if you see a string down there. One dancer told me most either tuck the string in or cut it off and dance anyway. Motor is tight ewwwwwwwwwwww
• Papi_Chulo

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  11 years ago

  I guess this would be a biggie if you have a SO at home. If no SO, then it’s not that much of a problem IMO – SCing *is* a contact sport :)
• shadowcat

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  11 years ago

  I used to have thst problem with lip stick on my underware. I fixed that problem. I always go commando now.:)
• JackKash

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  11 years ago

  I've been fortunate. Its been a long time since I've had any residual of a lap like make-up, lipstick, perfume and even glitter back in the day. Almost miss those reminders to have a short nostalgic moment before the clothes go in the wash. Girls have told me mgmt had told them to tone it down for their customers who wish to maintain descretion.
• gatorfan

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  11 years ago

  I guess it is better than having skid marks on his dockers.
• jester214

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  11 years ago

  Glitter is the worst.
• Cheo_D

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  11 years ago

  Hmm... I, too, have found apply-tan on my clothes in the past, and last year twice to a very noticeable degree, both times after a night that included a stop at the location in the quoted review. So this may be a trend at that venue/town. The good news is yes, it does wash off relatively easily (probably the same reason why it rubbed off so readily onto us); but meanwhile your clothes look like you rolled in the dirt. Talking about it with other ladies I have detected a consensus though that serious lap dancers should avoid both cheap spray-tan and glitter.
• crazyjoe

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  11 years ago

  If you want to k now how to keep a stripper busy for hours read the next comment
• crazyjoe

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  11 years ago

  If you want to know how to keep a stripper busy for hours read the previous comment
• Otto22

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  11 years ago

  whether one has a SO or not, this can be an issue for those who stop into a club between sales calls or business meetings.
• lopaw

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  11 years ago

  I leave virtually every visit covered in stuff that either came off of or out of strippers. What can ya do. I just hose myself down as best I can before going home, and figure that it is just another cost of doing business. I can't even remember how many white jeans & white wife beaters that I've tossed in the trash due to spray-on tan & facial foundation. Sheesh.
• deogol

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  11 years ago

  LOL, lopaw!
• mrrock

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  11 years ago

  Yeah I've had that too. All white shirt then brown when you leave. Not cool.
• sharkhunter

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  11 years ago

  I don't want to get any dances from a dancer that is going to have all kinds of crap coming off of her onto me whether that is body lotion or whatever. I might make an exception for lipstick if it feels real good in the process of putting it on me. I once had a feature entertainer turn my shorts completely red with lipstick. It washed right off.
• Clackport

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  11 years ago

  Whenever I get that spray tan shit on me, I make a mental note in my head to never get a dance from that dancer again. It's happened to me a few times.
• lovemetiddys

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  11 years ago

  stains and glitter isnt as bad as perfume
• looneylarry

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  11 years ago

  Tiddys, good to see you are alive and kicking. You are right, perfume isn't so bad unless you get caught at the door as you get home. It is hard to explain that away. Stains on dark slacks is hide-able. Glitter is stupid and gets everywhere, should be outright banned. How do you explain glitter that is in the recesses of your car seat? In folds of your clothes? Many a time I've had to make a secret trip to the washing machine and get the load in before anybody knows anything different. Smelling the clothes before they go in the wash--with no smokey smell and no splashed-on perfume, just a subtle scent and some feminine perspiration and lovely juices--IS a great little reminder of a fun night, JackKash. Worth a couple more whiffs before starting the machine.
• georgmicrodong

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  11 years ago

  I am *so* glad I can go home explain the glitter by saying "I rubbed my face in a girl's boobs."
• Papi_Chulo

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  11 years ago

  If you get LDs from black dancers like I do, then you won’t have to deal with that spray on tan stuff :)