I was in LV last week so I hit up one of my local faves. This smokin' brunette with natural Ds invited me back and proceeded to ride me insanely hard for a few songs. It has been nearly a week and I'm STILL sore in the pelvis area.
I'm not sure if I'm bragging or complaining because she obviously had a good time, but yeowch! next time I'm going to slow it down.
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I celebrated my 62nd birthday by getting 62 lap dances over two days. Talk about dick rash. Never again. :)
I don't understand why men allow that type of rough Lap Dance. Why didn't you say something to her? Doesn't sound like you liked it.
I'd say it was bittersweet. Great visuals and she was really working it in, but yeah she was pressing hard and left a mark.
Honestly, I'd prefer hard full contact with some soreness to something wimpy and airy.
Any 90 year olds doing 90 dances?
some patrons like rough dances... especially if they "deserve to be punished" for going to strip clubs
More years ago than I want to admit I had an unexpected evening of pleasure with a gorgeous woman I worked with. I spent an hour orally pleasuring her then at least another hour banging her in every position we think of. The nex,t morning I could not taste or feel anything in my mouth. I spoke with her and she laughedl saying she had used a spermicides, but her problem was the rash on her thighs from my facial whiskers. It hurt her to walk. Ah, memories. Where would we be without t Hem?
I still can't figure out why a dancer would think all of the hard stuff would feel good. Even more, I can't understand how they endure all that punishment to the cootch. I'd think for their own health and welfare, they back off a little bit.
I hate fast/hard dances
I've had a few dancers grind on me super hard in a misguided effort to ensure that they made contact with the little button. But sometimes they go too far and bruise me pretty badly before I can pry them off of me. Sometimes my screams of "DEAR GOD STOP IT ALREADY!!!" falls on deaf ears.
I forget who it was, but someone on tuscl calls this "lap dick." I think that's a great term.
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