Favorite Sayings from Dancers

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A dancer said to me, while riding me vigorously: "I love you inside me!"
I think that must be my new favorite saying from a dancer.
What are some of the things dancers have said to you that you really enjoyed hearing?
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last comment"I'm just a dirty little whore".
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"My boyfriend is back in jail AGAIN, and I need money.....baaaad"
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Ok, how, we get it. You are another big TUSCL stud but who has to pay them nevertheless.
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"this ones on me"
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motorhead since when would this jailbird BF actually be providing money to a Dancer, unless he was robbing places! They're usually a leech on the Dancer's income. The Dancer is better of with this questionable BF in jail.
"I love you inside me!"
Second to that statement IMHO is, "I NEED you inside me NOW!" ;) ;) :)
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"I want to suck your cock.", has been a favorite.
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"It'll just be me and you and a condom."
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"I love your touch. It's so soft and gentle. Most guys are so rough."
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What Shadowcat and Clubber commented, are things I've heard before. But, the funniest thing any dancer ever said to me once wasn't necessarily an attempt to get me to buy dances from her. Being a boobologist, there wasn't much to admire on this one girl, so, I actually looked at her legs. They were gorgeous. I told her so. Her response: "Yeah, I know. I got more leg than a bucket o' chicken."
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wanna fuck is one of my favorites !!!!
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"Her response: "Yeah, I know. I got more leg than a bucket o' chicken."
Was she Southern born Club_Goer? LOL
That's a great line!
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"You're cute"
"You really know how to touch a woman"
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"I bet it's not as small as you say it is."
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do you have a condom
under one condition don't cum in side me i'm not on birth control
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The one I normally like to hear is "you smell good".
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"I don't normally do this, but I like you."
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I'm with London. "This one's on me."
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I asked are they real. she said, real expensive and real fun to play with.
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@ Alucard: I only saw her that one time. She was probably from San Francisco. The phone number she gave me was a (415) area code, Not anything near Seattle.
@ COclubber: As I was reading your response, I was hoping it would be,
"Oh, by the way, they're real...and they're spectacular."
If you're not a Seinfeld fan, see:
en.wikipedia.org
Read the sentence under "Production."
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Dancer -> “Wow – you are so bigâ€
Me -> “Yeah – and I really like you for your mindâ€
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Bob works hard and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Bob! How ya doin?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh no," says Bob. "He's on my bowling team."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Bob if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?" "She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Bob and starts to rub herself all over him and says, "Hi Bobbie. Want your usual table dance, big boy?" Bob's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Bob follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. Bob tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it.
She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every four letter word in the book. The cabby turns around and says, "Geez Bob, you picked up a real bitch this time."
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Damn, Bang69 took both of my favorites. My others favorites are
"If you see the bouncer come by, pull out"
"Oh shit, I'm gonna cum..."
@Dougster, you don't have to be a stud to get this because I certainly am not. Just be a good guy, smell nice, and be at the right place at the right time with the right dancer... Oh... YMMV!
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Me: "How are you today?"
Stripper: "Doing good but will feel much better with you inside me."
A little later, I made her feel better.
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@GMD - you might appreciate this one
"Smack it like you mean it"
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@steve229: I do appreciate that one. Unfortunately, those who say that type of thing seldom really mean it. :)
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STOP !! You are hurting me, it's too big !! LOL
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"those who say that type of thing seldom really mean it."
That's probably true of most of the comments here, lol
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If we can keep things private, I want to be your nasty little 'ho, doing anything you want.
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"@ Alucard: I only saw her that one time. She was probably from San Francisco. The phone number she gave me was a (415) area code, Not anything near Seattle."
Too bad Club_Goer, In was hoping she was a real Southern Belle! LOL
Hey GREAT legs are a turn on for me. I've got cousins in Frisco. If I ever get to San Francisco I'll ask for her number!!
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Same stripper "I want to be your puppet. I'll do anything you want me to."
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"The Bible tells us what we're doing is sinful, but I stopped going to Church when I was 7"
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"The Torah tells us what we're doing is sinful, but I stopped going to Synagogue when I was 7"
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"The Quran tells us what we're doing is sinful, but I stopped going to Mosque when I was 7"
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"My mother told me what we're doing is wrong, but fuck it - I need a new pair of shoes"
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"I havent been fucked like that since grade school" admittedly a fight club ref but she got more props for that not less and I doubled over laughing in the vip
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Skinny dancer -> "wanna dance?"
Skinny me -> "they wont let two skinny people back there we might start a fire"
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"I'm going to fuck the shit out of you."
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magic,
Interesting how some "sayings" we use would be a disaster if true. Anyone think of others?
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Clubber - Yeah. I am gonna go take a shit. I never take one. I leave one. :)
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sc,
Exactly! I'm going to fuck your brains out! Which would be worse, shit or brains? Maybe that's where "shit for brains" originated. :)
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"oops"
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The stripper with the puppet, she'd do anything saying wasn't 100% truthful.
No anal. Too painful.
No CIM. Allergic, upsets her stomach.
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59,
Next time you see her, bring along some Pepto-Bismol.
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Went to a club today. Greeted by dancer thus: "Hi! Do you feel like fucking?"
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^^^i would love intros too clubs like that 😂😂😂
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