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annoying or not... use of the word "boobies" by a dancer

cnyknight
New York
Wednesday, September 19, 2012 12:17 PM
I have noticed a trend in the different clubs ive been going to as i travel... im a relatively new clubber but have a few years now under my belt.

Strippers during lap dances using the word "boobies" usually right when they are putting them in my face or jiggling them around.

Im a boob guy... i love them big and natural... but i like them all

Has anyone else noticed this?

I think they are trying to be cute or funny... but i dont think its either... personally i find this kind of annoying. I know what they are, you dont need to use a middle school word to point it out.

21 comments

  • cnyknight
    12 years ago
    I was recently at a club and a very chesty girl gave me a few lappers and she knew i was staring at her tits... she called me on it and said "your a boob man... ". I smiled and she said "how do u like my tits" while pulling her top down lower (it was only gogo there) but fuck i thought that was a hell lot more sexy
  • shadowcat
    12 years ago
    Maybe I shouldn't wear the t-shirt that I have, that reads "Boobies make me smile".
  • Raincoat
    12 years ago
    I prefer the word "tits". A dancer that calls them boobies is probably all about the tease.
  • dtek
    12 years ago
    It's not (just) a stripper thing. Young women everywhere these days call their tits "boobies." There's a breast cancer awareness campaign going on called "Save the Boobies."
  • jester214
    12 years ago
    I agree, kind of childish ring to it.
  • motorhead
    12 years ago
    One dancer I always get a dance or two from does it every time. Sad thing is - she's 43.
  • Club_Goer_Seattle
    12 years ago
    "Boobies" is probably the least offensive, least vulgar term in the vernacular to substitute for "breasts." As a skilled and seasoned boobologist, I find that dancers use that term, much more so than "boobs" or "tits" (knockers, hooters, funbags, etc.). It's just their way of being a little more civil when discussing specific body parts. I wouldn't think much of it. If you're a boob connoisseur, how they use their boobage, rather than how they talk about it(them) is what should matter to you.
  • Dougster
    12 years ago
    I find it amusing and don't mind at all.
  • jackslash
    12 years ago
    Tits, boobies, melons--these are all offensive, sexist terms. You should only the the proper word: hooters.
  • georgmicrodong
    12 years ago
    Really? Who gives a shit what they call them, as long as they let me play with them.

    Seriously. I have more pressing concerns. Like pressing my face into them.
  • 59
    12 years ago
    Not my favorite term for them but doesn't bother me.
  • looneylarry
    12 years ago
    I think "boobies" is kind of stupid. Sounds like a dumb blonde. Not all that sexy. But I also don't like the use of "the girls". Most of the time it comes when I am not expecting it and I think they are really talking about their daughters or something.
  • Alucard
    12 years ago
    I don't care what a dancer calls her tits. It is the Woman BEHIND the breasts that is MOST important to me!!!
  • smokeshopjoe
    12 years ago
    Shadowcat man do i have a story about what happened to me when i wore a shirt like that!
    So I routinely gave a 10% per booby discount, so much so that a coworker of mine gave me a boobies make me smile t shirt. now one day i am wearing it and this lady comes in and is looking for a particular type of screen which i later glean is for her meth pipe :( well unfortunately they are all mixed together so she says I will give you $20 if you can get me a hand full so I was going to round up $5 worth and give my self a $15 tip so I start going through them and she asks if she could help I say naah she then asks if she could go and come back later. Cool by me! She Blurts out good I got to go to fascinations(adult book store) and buy some lube! I say all right then 10 min later I am done 30 min later she comes back i hander the bag of screens she gives me the 20 she says i just spent 500 at the porn store shocked I say What did you get she retorts EVERYTHING! quickly fallowed by hey you want do do a 3way with me and my old man. Now she was pretty haggard and the dude that was sitting in the car didnt look to savory either so I pulled the No I cant I am the only one here and cant just lock up the store. She says well is there anything else I can do for you. I point to my shirt and say well boobies make me smile! She smiled and started to lift up her shirt I knew i wan in trouble when i realized those titties didnt move one bit and she wasnt wearing a bra. When the bottom of her shirt started to clear the bottom of her boobs I knew it wasnt good it was that puckered scared rippled skin over salad bowls type fake tits on a haggard meth whore. THOSE BOOBIES DID NOT MAKE ME SMILE THEY MADE ME CRINGE. But being a good little trooper I forced a smile and said good luck and gave myself a $20 tip for dealing with that. I am socked I wasn't fired from that store, i guess 8 cameras dont do you any good if no one watches them.


    and to answer the question I dont give a shit what she says or calls them as long as I get to feel and suck on them!
  • samsung1
    12 years ago
    it doesn't matter to me what they call them i'm not too picky
  • Estafador
    12 years ago
    I couldn't understand that story one bit.
  • gatorfan
    12 years ago
    What a boobie
  • crazyjoe
    12 years ago
    Who cares they are awesome
  • lopaw
    12 years ago
    I refer to my own pair as "boobies" from time to time, so if a dancer uses that word it doesn't bother me a bit. Like many here have said- who cares what you call them as long as they are readily available for nibbling.
  • Alucard
    12 years ago
    It is still the woman behind them that is MOST important.
  • DandyDan
    12 years ago
    I don't mind if they call them boobies, even if it sounds juvenile. That's my current ATF's term for them, and she's all right by me.
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