Comments by looneylarry

With Missouri clamping down, it was only a matter of time before Kansas followed suit. Shadowcat, more bad news on top of more bad news. Just about ready to turn in my clubber card.

jerickson, just the fact that a guy walks into the bathroom right after a dance shouldn't indicate an extra. I used to do that all the time, just to get straightened up and tucked in and all. I didn't want to look disheveled as I walked through the bright lights of the entrance on my way out. I also needed some time to get rid of the raging wood.

PASS. The bottom line is she likes the pot too much. If it was the typical situation with the shit-head baby-daddy, you could make it work. But she will never leave him or even jeopardize her situation because she likes the pot too much

Okay, I hate to be the skunk at the garden party here, but these new characters all seem to me to be more creations from somebody's fevered imagination. About as much substance as popcorn. A jilted lover who exacts revenge on tussle, I mean TUSCL? It is all multiple layers of horse shit interspersed with bullshit.

My experience is that if you show some interest in AA girls and treat them well (with respect), they are very appreciative. I think they get more than their share of rejection for all the wrong reasons. I think most white guys think that they will, at some point, bring the crazy, nasty, shrieking drama, so they are intimidated by the stereotype. Actual experience has been another thing altogether.

gmd, if Barry Goldwater was still around, he'd want to strangle Louie Gohmert, and I'd cheer him on.

Unfortunately, too many sound like chain smokers. . .because they are.

I got it. Good video. Clever.

Many years ago at Rick's in NO, a hot brunette was dancing on one of those hard little ottoman stages in from of my chair in the back and she took my hand and inserted my finger in her while she was on the little stage and I was sitting in the chair. Right out in the open. Pretty blatant.

It just struck me that there are common themes running through all of our comments, yet there are few dancers that actually do these things. Hell, there have been dancers that really looked pretty plain but carried themselves well and were flirty and smart and sensual and graceful and became favorites of mine. Is it really all that tough? Girls just need to talk to customers and other dancers and notice what works, then keep doing it and they will make bank. How many dancers are wildly off the mark, walking around in a self-contained daze. I have seen bucket guys at the car wash with more enthusiasm for their jobs than a lot of these dancers.

The few times that I have seen it, the dancers will bring it up first, and usually in an indirect way, like talking about how they are accomplished knob polishers. That usually starts the ball rolling. The times that I have brought it up, even indirectly, have almost always been met with the disgusted walk-off or the slippery vague answer.

Hey, if she had been running around, jumping fences, going through booking, probably high, and took that mug shot--I'd do her! Think about when you looked your shittiest--how good would you look? She looks surprisingly good.

The only time I lapse into self-loathing is when I get lured into reading an LMN thread or one that gets hijacked. This one was both.

I agree. I think they are trying to find out if you are married--that way they will know that you won't create any entanglements, no drama, and provide large, infrequent cash infusions. If anything happens on the side, less chance of STD. But mostly the chance for hitting larger wads of cash on a semi-regular basis. A single guy trolling SCs may be a red flag, a social misfit, a perv. But a married guy occasionally showing up probably means that he is looking for an outlet, probably clean fun, every so often. And it is a conversation starter.

Whether it is all true or not, I don't really care. Can't relate to it. Is a whole different world. Don't care about your problems. Must be horrible to just have all the money you need, and more. Can't muster much sympathy.

Saw one a few years ago. She was the best dancer by far in the club. Great pole tricks. Had long dark hair and a single feather dangling. Very flat, great abs, and little thick and muscly in the hips and thighs. Wanted to pursue OYC, but that was not the right club.

Interesting delivery. Kind of like Sgt. Joe Friday. You may have something there.

Such imagination. Actually, very inspired. I see a franchise brewing here. The man-hours that went into this epic must have been FF-cup sized. These archetypes are spot on. You captured so well how these characters see themselves. Alucard as the sanctimonious knight. Dougster as the magnificent, brooding, manipulative malevolence. GMD as the enigmatic sage. And the hint of a sequel. A huge amount of work. With musical accompaniment to set moods. But it might be pearls before swine, Stax. I enjoyed it, and its evocation of a culture, or at least a distant, warlike future.

$1K to $1.5K per movie? I don't think she's getting rich.

Had it done because the wife was complaining about worrying and didn't like the pill. They told me it wouldn't affect my libido. The sperm is produced then reabsorbed since it doesn't have anyplace else to go, the pipeline is pinched off. But I'll be damned, it seemed like my libido jumped UP! But be forewarned: they tell you that you need to shoot off up to 70-80 times before they can start to pronounce you sterile, so there's a whole lotta spanking going on. Also, they say that it doesn't hurt, but it sure seemed like that cord reached through my whole body as they tugged and pulled. One cord was okay, the other hurt like hell. Afterwards, just felt like sitting in the recliner for a few days with frozen veggies on my crotch. All that crazy monkey love that was promised for after? Another empty promise from the wife.

Sometimes I cringe when a dancer picks some thrash metal mess. I would think some good R&B standard would get the juices flowing. Art, have you done a post yet about thus loonie toss? I have never seen it. Do the girls actually spread it and the guys try to wing a coin at their snatch? Doesn't it sound like hell, all the clattering? Are there some ass swipes that throw it at the girl just a little too hard? On the other hand, here in the States, I always wonder about the odds that a one dollar bill has passed through a strip club at some point. Probably pretty good odds.

Huh?

Ha, Papi. Don't stir up those rednecks. They may love their car more than their girl.

The guy asked the driver why the Huskers haven't been in a BCS bowl lately. Seriously. Fucked up. Even if the passenger had one other friend with him, would have been a different story.

Well, I guess we have all staked out our positions. Some better than others. Some with a head-scratching animus. I may disagree with some of you but I don't smear your name or try to mock you. No, I am not a blithering idiot. Nor are many others that share my views. And since none of you know me, you really don't know whether I know what I am talking about. I see the need for unions and organized labor. The fact that there has been corruption in the boardroom and in the union hierarchy speaks against corporations and unions alike. If we use that standard then we ought to run organized. . .religion out of town, eh? Or do you want to say that there has not been any corruption in any of our churches? And Che, I have to snicker about your name and your virulent hatred for organized labor and your apologist stance for our one-percent friends. Not enough to bash you, but enough to snicker over the little ironies in life. Clubber, I respect your years of clubbing and fine reviews and words of wisdom on mongering. But we disagree here. And I respect you enough to not take a potshot at you. Evidently it is not reciprocal. The unions have been nearly beaten into submission and these small skirmishes are fought on the fringes with union pop guns. Yet your anger is still directed at the Evil Empire.