Comments by Club_Goer_Seattle (page 28)

All of the above comments are good and accurate. The short answer is don't give her any money unless you get something in return that you feel is worth the money you pay her.

@ Trixxi: Then you're a kid, finding someone else's porn at home is just part of growing up. I recall finding my dad's stash of Playboy magazines at about age 8, and then seeing my mother's reaction when she found them months later. Also, as the mediums for porn advanced, around age 14 I found an 8mm reel of porn that was also my dad's. I had to go to the trouble to set up the movie projector and screen to watch it, and all that when I hoped my parents wouldn't be home!

@ Sinclair: And the Amish actually get takers for this? Sounds like a real boner killer to me.

Look at the third photo, down, in the ad. I can't believe that as crowded as NY subway trains are, that people actually notice the ads.

@ deogol: Apparently that one didn't "stay in Vegas."

Can you imagine what Kenneth Herold will now think every time he looks at his watch?

I concur with Ranukam, GoV, and Shadow. To elaborate on the slow and sensual dance style: A dancer once explained to me that her philosophy in dancing for customers was that the older the customer, the slower the dance is what is generally appreciated. For me, these days, a dancer only has to move fast enough so I know she's awake.

Slick, At least you played second base. I played left out.

Slic, I'm with you. I love it when a dancer just plops herself down on my lap. I find it is usually an indicator of good things to come. However, I have also had just a couple of dancers in my club-going career use it to their advantage to extract a tip from me when I decline dances with them. They feel that for all the extra effort and time they put into their solicitation, that they should be paid something for it.

When it comes to April 15th, remember that it's better to give than to deceive.

I didn't realize how tall she is. According to Boobpedia, she's 5'10" tall. 30-G (for GOLLY) is her bra size: http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Kate_Upton @ Doc: For some nearly topless footage of her see: http://vimeo.com/68116854 Go to 0:05 to 0:18

I'd say Papi. He and I have similar likes in the dancers we prefer and we conduct ourselves similarly while clubbing. (We've discussed this at great length!)

I've never seen amateur contestants give lap dances, only go on stage. And I've been to several contests. I doubt if the club would allow it even if a contestant wanted to. I'm in Washington state. Comparing your situation to how it works here with city of Seattle clubs (and maybe other local cities), an amateur contestant wouldn't be allowed to come in bodily contact with a customer without an entertainer's license. (That's in addition to a business license). Contestants here, aren't even allowed to go topless on stage during an amateur contest without that license, but that doesn't always stop them. You can certainly ask the club. And, you can check the license requirements yourself.

There's now only one Hooters left in the Puget Sound region. There were as many as five at one time. The remaining one is on my way to a strip club I seldom go to. So, when I go to that club, I sometimes will have dinner at Hooters first. Like others have said, the food isn't as good as at other comparable restaurants, but hey, this is breastaurant, so you get what you pay for. There isn't a Tilted Kilt or any of the other Hooters' competitors elsewhere in Washington state.

It rains enough here in Seattle. I don't need any more rain when I'm indoors.

There are definitely not enough strippers.

I've only lived in L.A. and Seattle, and done most of my clubbing there. Of the other cities I've clubbed in Las Vegas is my favorite, just for the shear number of dancers there. The larger clubs are so big there that there's a tremendous variety of dancers. I recall an early '90s trip there where I was sitting at the bar in the Crazy Horse Too admiring all the talent walking by. A waitress came up to me and took my drink order, and then asked me, "What type of girls do you like?" I described my preference. She said, "I'll send one over to you." There's no place elsewhere where I've clubbed that I could get that kind of choice.

Why limit the question to MALE TUSCL members?

Being a skilled and seasoned boobologist, I use a different unit of measurement to determine whether or not a woman is overweight: The "boob to belly ratio (BBR)." If a woman's boobs project further than her belly, she'll probably be acceptable in my opinion of her figure. In technical terms, that means a BBR of greater than 1.0 will be okay. Right at 1.0, the two project evenly. A negative BBR means the belly projects further--a definite deal-breaker for me. Greater, is usually acceptable.

This was a related thread from 2011: https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=16461

GoV, It's unfortunate that some dancers have their cell phone as their first priority in life. That was just plain rude and ignorant of her to conduct herself like that. It's good you didn't get dances from her. She probably would have paid more attention to her phone than you during that time. I had a similar experience recently of wondering "what is that dancer thinking?" I was one of only three customers in the club (Dreamgirls at Ricks, Seattle), about 4 p.m. on a Saturday afternoon. There were about eight dancers on shift. The fourth of those that went on stage finally appealed to me. I was sitting a couple of rows away from the stage. As she ascended the stage, I moved up to the stage, tipped her, and even complimented her when she came over to schmush her boobs in my face. Another patron got up from his seat in the back of the club, walked up to the stage, and left a tip for her that was obviously a lot more than mine. After her set she went to his seat and they chatted for maybe ten minutes. But, he didn't get any dances from her. She then headed to manager's desk off the main floor. She never came over to me. I realize that with the tip he left, she'd approach him first. But after no sale, why did she just leave the floor without coming over to me? I then headed out of the club. She was still chatting with the manager as I passed by her. I mentioned to her that I would have gotten dances from her, had she come over to me, but now I have to leave; she just said, "Oh, I'm sorry." I'm thinking that she had to notice that I might be interested in her, yet she didn't even have the sense to approach me for dances. She lost a sale.

I concur with all of you above, who decline dancers with rocks for boobs. Boob jobs vary tremendously. Even a good boob job can take a year to "settle down" and "smooth out." I had two long-time faves (neither is no longer dancing), that had great boob jobs. It was absolutely impossible to feel their implants. I knew them both for many years. One told me that she paid $10,000 for hers (around 2004), when a cheap price was $4,500 at the time. Dancers that don't have their quality don't get dances from me.

Bones went straight to my ignore list (now around 50 members), as soon as I saw his post the other day. I don't have the patience for those who continually post off-topic material and mostly perpetuate flame wars.

During finger banging I would have been okay with it. It happens with some women. Not much you can do about it. During sex, it's a huge turn-off for me. Maybe I would have said something witty to relieve her of any embarrassment. (I don't have a prepared line for that like I do many other common instances it strip clubs.)