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6 years ago
@Nixur68, you are only partially correct about Detroit. The clubs that have a Detroit address have been affected by the city’s crackdown, but the clubs in the nearby suburbs have not been affected. Even though the clubs in the suburbs are not technically in Detroit, they get classified as Detroit because it is a city people recognize, and it gives them an idea where these clubs are located. Plenty of fun to be had at the clubs near DTW, so your comment suggesting Detroit might as well not have any clubs is complete bullshit.
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6 years ago
1) Inkster, MI
2) Dearborn, MI
3) Romulus, MI
4) Southgate, MI
5) Detroit, MI
Yes, I do need to travel more
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6 years ago
My experiences are that at Walmart and comparable stores, there are some hot young college age girls that work there, but they are in the minority. The majority of the female employees at most retail establishments are old, fat, ugly, or a combination of the three.
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6 years ago
From what I understand, you’re not likely to get extras at any of the clubs that are actually in Toronto. It seems Mississauga is where you need to go for extras.
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6 years ago
I think the percentage is much higher than that, probably around 85-90%.
If I had to guess, stress is probably the #1 reason why a lot of them smoke. Then again, stress is also a contributing factor to why a lot people (not just strippers) smoke.
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6 years ago
When I visited Toronto last summer, I went to a club and there was a group of customers, both male and female. One of the females in the group (a petite hottie) put a US dollar bill in her mouth, crawled up onto the stage and then cat crawled towards a dancer to give her her tip. Before she could reach a dancer, bouncers came over and pulled her off the stage and then escorted her out of the club.
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6 years ago
^^ LOL. They were all Magnums, including the one we used
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6 years ago
^ The irony is this happened the one time I forgot to bring my own.
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6 years ago
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gammanu95My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning.
I’m not. I shaved yesterday, so I can’t participate. Aside from that, my employer will not allow going an entire month without shaving. Beards are allowed, but they have to be neat and trimmed. Even if I could, I don’t think I would participate since for me, it begins to feel itchy after just a couple days’ growth.
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6 years ago
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NeverEnuf"That's why it's so great: People have to pay attention to you because you're naked," says dancer Breauna with a laugh.
Wow, that is just awful
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6 years ago
There are also a few clubs in the Detroit area that have an Ancient Rome theme, Coliseum and Pantheon.
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6 years ago
Air travel seems to be the most common theme for strip clubs, especially since quite a few end up being located near airports. A few examples in the Detroit area are Landing Strip and Flight Club.
2001 Odyssey in Tampa has a spaceship theme.
When I lived in WI, I lived close to WI Dells, which has a club that looks a lot like a hunting lodge. Cruisin’ Chubby’s is the name of the club.
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6 years ago
I have a lot on my bucket list which quite a few TUSCLers have already accomplished. I’m not really in too much of a hurry to fulfill my bucket list right now because I am perfectly satisfied with my local clubs. I should be able to fulfill this list over the next 25 years or so as I accumulate more disposable income.
In no particular order
- Miami
- Follies
- COI
- TJ
- FKK’s
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6 years ago
Reese’s
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6 years ago
I really don’t pay much attention to how many cars are in the lot. As it is, the clubs I go to have mandatory valet parking.
When I do go to a club where you can self park, I don’t pay much attention to how many cars are there. As long as there are other cars parked in the lot, I will go into the club. I can always leave if the club is dead, or I find the selection of dancers to be Underwhelming.
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6 years ago
I almost always get extras from a dancer the first time I meet her. Then again, the club I frequent is one where the majority of the dancers on shift do extras.
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6 years ago
@Warrior, I am fairly confident that you will like the Flight Club, should you choose to visit. Yes, there has been a decline in both quantity and quality of dancers the past few months, but I still manage to find what I like and have no problem negotiating a fair price. Part of the decline may be due in part to the recent price increases, but I also think a lot of it has to do with the fact that the summer is over. Based on experience, Friday nights are really good, but I must admit all my visits thus far have been on Friday nights. As always, YMMV.
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6 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Alabama
Clemson
Norte Dame
Michigan
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6 years ago
Censored music makes no sense at a strip club.
I think I know which club you’re talking about. I haven’t been there in over a year.
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6 years ago
Deja Vu has the most clubs
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6 years ago
100% agree with what daddyfatstack said about Michigan outside of Detroit. But, the worst city in all of Michigan is Grand Rapids, which does have 2 bikini bars. If you’ve ever heard people refer to Grand Rapids as the “no titty city” it is because the city ordinance has put a ban on nudity in its strip clubs. I grew up in Grand Rapids, but never visited the clubs there. The current laws went into effect about 10 years ago, shortly after I graduated from college. When I do go back and visit friends and family, I see no reason why I should waste my time at either of the clubs.
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6 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Beatles
Tom Petty
Pink Floyd
Nirvana
Soundgarden
Billy Joel
“Under Pressure” by Queen & David Bowie edges out “Super Freak” by Rick James
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6 years ago
I agree with jackslash’s pick for best club in Michigan.
I highly doubt that every state has a club that has hot dancers and/or extras. Some states have only a handful of clubs, while other states have plenty to choose from, and in those states that have a lot of clubs, it is usually specific metro areas that will have clubs that fit the criteria.
Those who read and post daily on TUSCL pretty much have an idea which cities in which states have the best clubs for hot dancers and/or extras. When it comes to naming specific clubs, it is subject to one’s opinion, but reading reviews is a good way to determine which ones are best.
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6 years ago
When it comes to what happens in the Champagne Room, Chris Rock explains it best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9yBPcn8IqU
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6 years ago
^ what wallanon said, clubs will treat it as $1 USD equals $1 CAD