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LostinFLA

Evil Sheldon!

joined Oct 2016last seen Dec 2023

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Reviews by LostinFLA

501 E Sample Rd Pompano Beach, FL 33064

reviewed

a year ago

limited options not what i was expecting.

Ok the PortHole Pub I've been here before so i had some expectations going in. You can catch it on a good day and there is a party vibe in the place other times...

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Diamond Dolls Gentleman's Club

16361 US Hwy 19 N Clearwater, FL 33764

reviewed

3 years ago

is hate-grinding a thing?

So a few weeks ago I found myself in Clearwater late on a Monday night so I fire up google maps to see what’s close and I get hits from Oz & Diamond Dolls....

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3650 Fowler St Fort Myers, FL 33901

reviewed

3 years ago

groundhog day all over again.

I did a lengthy review of this place back in 12/20. So if you are looking for descriptions and layouts check out that review. This is the Delta Variant review. I got there about 5 on...

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3650 Fowler St Fort Myers, FL 33901

reviewed

4 years ago

they really need to figure out how to energize the day shift.

Vixens! A long time club in town changes name, well i had to check it out. I had been there when it was Scarlett's a few month's before covid hit and i was less...

3650 Fowler St Fort Myers, FL 33901

reviewed

5 years ago

too much cinnamon

As a point i usually don't visit local clubs, but i had a few hours to kill and this place hadn't been reviewed in a while. i thought i would do my investigative duty...

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Discussions started by LostinFLA

discussion started

4 years ago

Clubs with no booze due to Covid

What's it like getting a dance from sober dancer?...

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6 years ago

The Priest and the Inmate

A priest walks into the cell of a death row inmate and says "The warden asked me to come down and spend your last day with you. I am a good listener and while...

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6 years ago

A man runs into a church and hops into the confession booth. A priest sees this and joins him in the booth. “My son what is it you would like to confess?” “I had sex with...

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strippercutie404

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6 years ago

The Priest and the Flat

A priest is driving along and has a blow out. He calls for road side assistance and a bit later a tow truck pulls up. The priest reads the sign on the truck “Fastest...

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strippercutie404

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6 years ago

2 priests are driving home from dinner one night when all of the sudden they are pulled over by a police car. The officer runs up to the drivers window and looks in “Sorry...

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Comments made by LostinFLA

review comment

2 years ago

Typical Porthole Night

Last time i was there these was a big girl dancing, i think she went by Jess. Is she still around?

discussion comment

2 years ago

How long do you stick around a bad club before bailing and walking out

I’ve got a 3 song rule. I’ll set my phone timer for 15 minutes, that way if I’m getting chatted up by someone I am not interested in I give them the old “I gotta take this call” routine and pull a Houdini.

review comment

3 years ago

I remember DD back in the day(15-20 years ago) there were plenty of Eastern European dancers. When he says 100% white I believe that is what he is lamenting. Sounds like my man has yet to discover that variety is the spice of life.

review comment

3 years ago

Great experience at this place.

Papi, are you saying that if I don’t have the $$ the dancers won’t be interested in me, even though I have a great personality? Say it ain’t so Papi!

review comment

3 years ago

Surprisingly good time

Something tells me was not really happy with you, but happy to see you go.

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year	reviews	discussions	articles	media
2017	1	0	0	0
2018	4	16	0	0
2019	2	0	0	0
2020	2	1	0	0
2021	2	0	0	0
2023	1	0	0	0
totals	12	17	0	0