Dancing Nude to PG-13/Censored Music and Disney Songs
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I went back to my other club this past weekend after almost two months away and there's a new DJ system as well as other new changes (firing of long time staff for dumb shit).
The club is a corporate run club.
Anywayyy, the new dj system has us put in our names and select songs to add to our "file". It will randomly select from that file when we go up, so we have no idea what the songs will be before going up. We still have a human dj, but he's basically just announcing and maintaining stage rotation for two stages since the dj system is set up for listing only one stage.
I really wanted to dance to "Whore" by In This Moment and a popular rap song "King's Dead".
Can somebody here please help me understand the logic behind why the fuck I'm baring my vagina to an 18+ crowd and being butt ass naked on stage, but the music is basically PG-13?! The dj system only contains "pre-approved" songs selected by corporate and they are all clean edits. Some are even live versions of songs. There are even fucking Disney songs in there. If there are too many swear words in the songs, such as the two I wanted to play, they just aren't available for us to choose.
*I'm not saying which club because I don't want to get into trouble, but most of you probably know.*
Oh, also, the volume in the vip area is down very, very low now so that you can hear those next to you talking. They did this so the staff counting dances can better hear what's going on in curtained rooms and to listen for dancers possibly overcharging. It was awkward dancing to almost silence in there.
Anyway, I just wanted to rant about the utter stupidity of why ever the fuck corporate decided this would add to the "party vibe" they now want depicted on the weekends.
The club is a corporate run club.
Anywayyy, the new dj system has us put in our names and select songs to add to our "file". It will randomly select from that file when we go up, so we have no idea what the songs will be before going up. We still have a human dj, but he's basically just announcing and maintaining stage rotation for two stages since the dj system is set up for listing only one stage.
I really wanted to dance to "Whore" by In This Moment and a popular rap song "King's Dead".
Can somebody here please help me understand the logic behind why the fuck I'm baring my vagina to an 18+ crowd and being butt ass naked on stage, but the music is basically PG-13?! The dj system only contains "pre-approved" songs selected by corporate and they are all clean edits. Some are even live versions of songs. There are even fucking Disney songs in there. If there are too many swear words in the songs, such as the two I wanted to play, they just aren't available for us to choose.
*I'm not saying which club because I don't want to get into trouble, but most of you probably know.*
Oh, also, the volume in the vip area is down very, very low now so that you can hear those next to you talking. They did this so the staff counting dances can better hear what's going on in curtained rooms and to listen for dancers possibly overcharging. It was awkward dancing to almost silence in there.
Anyway, I just wanted to rant about the utter stupidity of why ever the fuck corporate decided this would add to the "party vibe" they now want depicted on the weekends.
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My guess is you dance at a Deja Vu/Hustler type of place.
"Under the sea
Under the sea
Darling it's better
Down where it's wetter
Take it from me
Up on the shore they work all day
Out in the sun they slave away
While we devotin'
Full time to floatin'
Under the sea"
My pet peeve is when songs are censored. LOL not needed in a fucking strip club!
I think I know which club you’re talking about. I haven’t been there in over a year.
It would be cool if dancers had an app where they could see live where they are in the upcoming stage lineup. Even bid or pay to move up and down.
Somebody's stage set had some dumb shit from the Disney movi 'Frozen' and her second song was sone pitiful whiney country garbage. I considered walking out and going to my other club in downtown Detroit instead.
And yes, somebody guessed the club above.
https://youtu.be/sjkW2SEXFvs
has to be deja vu (probably Ypsi)
I never go there any more as the dancers have organized and all refuse to allow any touching unless you pay extra $20/song
But just think: dancers are no longer expected to tip the DJ!
https://thoughtcatalog.com/maya-kachroo-…
The Mermaid nekkid? Sorry I missed that show....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GurkREc-…
Lyrics
http://www.bing.com/search?q=lyrics+%22W…
Good strip club song indeed!
SJG
Baker Gurwitz Army Live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7GXbGPN…
San Jose underground, thanks to Jackslash for finding this:
https://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2015/1…
Howlin' Wolf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpKB6OZ_…
FIAT Nuevo 500 Abarth
https://c.slashgear.com/wp-content/uploa…
I never have understood why it matters what specific songs play when you go on stage. It’s like going to Starbucks. It’s something you’re going to do often. It’s not going to be memorable, ever. If you don’t like what you get, it’s ok, it will probably turn out alright the next time.
Unless the “drink” is awful, doesn’t really matter too much.