What's the funniest thing you've seen in a strip club?

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• April9424

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  6 years ago

  Chubby female comes in with her hot friend and the hot friends sugar daddy. Chubby girl is fucked up on Molly and gets annoyed that she isn’t getting attention so she strips down to her underwear and tries to get on stage. Bouncer comes after her so she starts running around, darting through tables while he chases her. People are yelling and cheering her on. Finally he catches her and she tries to make out with him as he carries her nearly naked body away. Me and some other dancers got to finish off their bottle of alcohol
• Subraman

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  6 years ago

  I'd have to think about THE funniest thing. But, I know the most consistent funniest things: At one of the strip clubs I go to, there are some small steps here and there -- very easy to miss in the dark, especially if you're an over-excited customer who already has tunnel vision. In addition, a couple of strip clubs I go to have a ramp leading down to the dancers' dressing room. So two things that I always enjoy: - Drunk customers tripping on or falling off the short steps - Drunk strippers falling off their heels, going down the ramp. This is usually preceded by some ankle wobble and flailing arms, making it even funnier when she inevitably falls off her heels I've never seen anyone get hurt doing this, or it wouldn't be so funny. But people falling (and not getting hurt) gets me laughing every time, especially when the girls are trying so hard to be sexy and the guys trying so hard to act alpha male
• Subraman

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  6 years ago

  And yes, I have fallen off the step once, and tripped on it going the other way once :)
• nicespice

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  6 years ago

  Crazyjoe heading to the restroom.
• s275ironman

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  6 years ago

  When I visited Toronto last summer, I went to a club and there was a group of customers, both male and female. One of the females in the group (a petite hottie) put a US dollar bill in her mouth, crawled up onto the stage and then cat crawled towards a dancer to give her her tip. Before she could reach a dancer, bouncers came over and pulled her off the stage and then escorted her out of the club.
• JohnSmith69

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  6 years ago

  The funniest was when the club had a male midget shot guy with facial hair. I posted the story at the time. Second funniest was at Follies. Drunk guy is going nuts with his stripper on the floor, they are dancing and carrying on. So the guy goes to sit down and his chair is not where he thinks it is. He falls on his ass. And he was holding onto his stripper as he fell so she fell with him.
• Vantablack

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  6 years ago

  @DC9428 They do that to spite the dancers and waste their time. It was unbelievably funny watching a grown ass man argue with the waitress over a $5 drink
• Vantablack

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  6 years ago

  @April That sounds amazing, wish I could witness a spectacle like that
• eyeofodin

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  6 years ago

  The place had free standing, only floor mounted poles, around the edges of the stage. This little refrigerator with a head gets a running start to swing on one of the poles. She jumps, makes good connection and starts to spin. As her sizable heft starts to get her over perverts row, you could hear the bolts snapping and see the bolt heads fly into the air. Three young guys , early twenties, are sitting in the landing zone with looks of terror as the she-hippo and pole are falling in their direction. All three, independent of each other, push their chairs backwards and the dancer and pole land where the lads where sitting. Unfazed the bouncing bowling ball climbs back on stage and finishes her set. The look on the faces of the potential landing pads was priceless and she didn’t seem to hurt herself
• MackTruck

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  6 years ago

  One slow night at a club some guy stripped down to his boxers and pole danced like a little girl. The bouncers let it go on for a while because all the dancers were laughing hard.
• whodey

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  6 years ago

  In a communal vip room and watched an obviously intoxicated and likely under 21 yo stripper giving a customer head. Suddenly she tried to get up but instead ended up puking all over the guys bare lap. It was her first and last night at the club.
• TheeOSU

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  6 years ago

  I might have mentioned it in a previous review but I was sitting at the bar in a now closed dive and there was this old guy at least mid 70s in sweat pants sitting at a table with his hand in his pants obviously jacking off. I looked around and it was obvious that strippers and other customers also saw what he was doing. He was making eye contact with people and didn't seem to care that he was the featured attraction. It was both funny and a little bit disconcerting and repellent.
• blahblahblah23

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  6 years ago

  "This little refrigerator with a head gets a running start to swing on one of the poles. " LOL. I am always amused when some really biiiiig girl gets on the pole
• Vantablack

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  6 years ago

  You guys ever watch fights between dancers? Those are very entertaining to watch
• April9424

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  6 years ago

  Watching strippers fight never gets old
• Book Guy

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  6 years ago

  Ybor Strip (Tampa) a young-ish couple comes in, guy is a typical frat-moron with buzz-cut hair, backwards baseball cap, dockers, polo shirt, girlfriend is typical too-fat-already Middle American fake-blonde, could have been hot about twenty pounds ago, high cheekbones so her weight makes her eyes into small slits, causes her face to look piggy. They were with about four other people same age. When it's time, the next stripper comes on stage, and she's wearing pig mask. Boyfriend instantly gets the joke, takes his girlfriend's hand and walks out. Amid EXCELLENT laughter all 'round, girlfriend returns without him to get the rest of the group to leave, too (maybe he explained to her that the mask was referring to her, when they were outside?). Rest of group refuses to leave. Girlfriend therefore stays as well. Boyfriend? Never seen again. Laughs laughs laughs. Also, fights between dancers (or between one dancer and any number of staff members, usually males) are entertaining.
• NJBalla

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  6 years ago

  The only chuckles I get in strip clubs are when a guy emerges from the VIP or LD Room to go use the club's ATM. This has to be a low point for every guy. You came in with a budget in mind and now are being forced to exceed it. I've seen a few dancers stand near the door to prevent any guys from running which always is half funny and half buzzkill
• BigPoppa99

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  6 years ago

  1. Dancer fell off the stage. 2. Group of guys all come in to the club, and all make a beeline straight to the men’s room, all together.
• Vantablack

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  6 years ago

  @BigPoppa99 Hahahahaha they all went straight to the restroom that's hilarious. I once came to a club in my Corvette and I ended up staying outside the entire time talking cars with other customers. Another guy brought his modded Infiniti and another guy came in his Lamborghini Huracan. We ended up having a mini car meet and the girls were all standing around near the door wondering why we weren't going in
• Muddy

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  6 years ago

  Damn there’s a lot of stuff. I got one. Me and two buddies at The Clubhouse in Dallas. One of my buddies whaling in VIP. The other one kept knocking out on those super comfy chairs they got. The strippers kept coming over to yell at him. “DUDE WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE!” He would keep knocking out. And they would come back yelling at him. Rinse and repeat all night.
• IceyLoco

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  6 years ago

  Nothing really funny, I think strip clubs are depressing. Sometimes I like the looks we get when Im treated like a king by my bitches
• IceyLoco

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  6 years ago

  NIggaz actually get jealous the looks are funny
• lopaw

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  6 years ago

  Seen a group of about 15 people, female & male, aged 18 - 80, come into a topless bar and order dinner. They looked & sounded Eastern European, and spoke very little English. The dancers had no idea what to make of them. I think the group thought that they were at Applebee's.
• flagooner

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  6 years ago

  Am I the only one that didn't understand what the hell @Muddy9 wrote?
• TheeOSU

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  6 years ago

  "We ended up having a mini car meet and the girls were all standing around near the door wondering why we weren't going in" Lol
• Vantablack

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  6 years ago

  @TheeOSU I had more fun out in the parking lot than I did in the club
• George123789

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  6 years ago

  The funniest thing ever happened at CJs Recenge Thestre in Myrtle MN more than 10 years ago. This is a hole in the wall joint out in the middle of nowhere - but it got fun at times when the staff and dancers realized they knew/were comfortable with everyone in the place. It has a communal Lap Dance room where the cameras are always broken - thank god for technology! I was back playing with a 22 yo blond who was busily rubbing her fifties all over my face. I looked over to see a 18yo damned cute stripper giving a mid 20’s college girl a lap dance - the buyer commenced to strip out of her clothes till she was nude and the she undressed the stripper of her thing and they went after each other like they were both men playing with an awesome woman’s body. Soon the whole bar was in the Lap Dance area watching the show.
• Iam4u2screw

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  6 years ago

  Years ago, at Deja Vu in Louisville, a dancer has up on stage doing her thing. She always played heavy metal when she danced and seemed to really get into it. She grabs the pole and starts whipping her head back and forth to the beat, not noticing how close she was to the pole. After about 15 seconds of head bobbing, she became a true head banger as she connected her forehead to the poll. With a loud clang, she precedes to knock herself out and drops like a rock to the stage.
• Lil_Baller100

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  6 years ago

  me passing out and ODing in VIP at perfect ten was pretty funny looking back on it now
• TheeOSU

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  6 years ago

  "@TheeOSU I had more fun out in the parking lot than I did in the club" I understand. I could picture the dancers thinking 3 guys with nice cars must have lots of money to spend and they were freaking that they weren't going to get any of it. :D
• Pyroxl

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  6 years ago

  On my way out of the bathroom, saw an old fellow adjusting himself for an extended time. I was wondering if he's fixing suspenders or something. But passing by, I see that he's using the hand dryer to dry his crotch area.