What's the funniest thing you've seen in a strip club?
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This one time I saw a group of 5-6 people roughly around my age walk into the club and then proceed to run straight into the VIP. The bouncers had to run after them and get them out. I'm not sure what they were trying to do but it was funny as hell.
Another time I also saw a group of about 10-20 guys sitting around perverts row and they didn't tip any of the dancers on stage anything. They sat their for almost 2 hours just talking and playing on their phones. One the guys in the group proceeded to get into an argument with the waitress because he didn't want to pay the one drink minimum.
Another time I also saw a group of about 10-20 guys sitting around perverts row and they didn't tip any of the dancers on stage anything. They sat their for almost 2 hours just talking and playing on their phones. One the guys in the group proceeded to get into an argument with the waitress because he didn't want to pay the one drink minimum.
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So two things that I always enjoy:
- Drunk customers tripping on or falling off the short steps
- Drunk strippers falling off their heels, going down the ramp. This is usually preceded by some ankle wobble and flailing arms, making it even funnier when she inevitably falls off her heels
I've never seen anyone get hurt doing this, or it wouldn't be so funny. But people falling (and not getting hurt) gets me laughing every time, especially when the girls are trying so hard to be sexy and the guys trying so hard to act alpha male
Second funniest was at Follies. Drunk guy is going nuts with his stripper on the floor, they are dancing and carrying on. So the guy goes to sit down and his chair is not where he thinks it is. He falls on his ass. And he was holding onto his stripper as he fell so she fell with him.
They do that to spite the dancers and waste their time. It was unbelievably funny watching a grown ass man argue with the waitress over a $5 drink
That sounds amazing, wish I could witness a spectacle like that
The look on the faces of the potential landing pads was priceless and she didn’t seem to hurt herself
It was both funny and a little bit disconcerting and repellent.
LOL. I am always amused when some really biiiiig girl gets on the pole
Laughs laughs laughs.
Also, fights between dancers (or between one dancer and any number of staff members, usually males) are entertaining.
2. Group of guys all come in to the club, and all make a beeline straight to the men’s room, all together.
Hahahahaha they all went straight to the restroom that's hilarious.
I once came to a club in my Corvette and I ended up staying outside the entire time talking cars with other customers. Another guy brought his modded Infiniti and another guy came in his Lamborghini Huracan. We ended up having a mini car meet and the girls were all standing around near the door wondering why we weren't going in
Lol
I had more fun out in the parking lot than I did in the club
It has a communal Lap Dance room where the cameras are always broken - thank god for technology! I was back playing with a 22 yo blond who was busily rubbing her fifties all over my face. I looked over to see a 18yo damned cute stripper giving a mid 20’s college girl a lap dance - the buyer commenced to strip out of her clothes till she was nude and the she undressed the stripper of her thing and they went after each other like they were both men playing with an awesome woman’s body. Soon the whole bar was in the Lap Dance area watching the show.
I had more fun out in the parking lot than I did in the club"
I understand. I could picture the dancers thinking 3 guys with nice cars must have lots of money to spend and they were freaking that they weren't going to get any of it. :D