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Comments by slick316

  • discussion comment
    11 years ago
    Hotel without ID? Fake ID
    I'm in the hospitality industry and shadowcat is correct with his assessment. No decent hotel rents out rooms anonymously, not happening. But with that said, what are you worried about? I don't know of any hotels sending out stuff to guests in the mail. Maybe email, but you can opt out of that. Also, most hotels won't give out personal information of any kind to anyone. Go to the hotel, pay cash, give your ID and keep your mouth shut about what you are there for.
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    11 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    World's Shortest Stripper
    Saw her last night at Little Darlings in OKC. Funniest damn thing I have ever seen in my life. My friend and I were laughing so hard we had to leave the place. Looked like half the crowd was unsure of what was going on, like they thought some little girl waddled on stage or something.
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    11 years ago
    Perfume Bomb
    That happens to me sometimes, I smell perfume that reminds me of a stripper, and then I just think about going to the strip club all day. I remember using the hand soap at a gas station bathroom that reminded me of a stripper. That was weird.
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    11 years ago
    rickdugan
    Verified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
    Too much reality
    I don't think these girls realize how much of a turn off it is to depress the hell out of me with their awful lives. They seem to do it in order to get you to feel sorry for them and spend money on them. Ever try turning the tables on them? Try telling a stripper how crappy your life is and see how quickly they run from you. I just want to have fun, not hear about your abortion (seriously, a girl told me she had an abortion that same week, wtf do I say to that? "Oh, that sucks")
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    11 years ago
    10inches
    Florida
    $$$ spent in VIP
    OKC clubs aren't the VIP room type, so basically, I have never spent money in the VIP. But a few years ago I was in Baltimore visiting a cousin. Her husband is a huge strip club fiend. He took me and some of his friends to the Hustler Club. All I got a was insanely drunk. He basically "rented" out the VIP section and the girls just kept coming. Little did I know he does this at least once a month with his buddies and NEVER gets any action for all the money he spends. Super weird dude. 8 people, friday night, loads of alcohol = $10k? I don't remember, but it was a stupid amount of money to spend.
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    11 years ago
    Saving Singles
    All OKC clubs allow smoking. In other words, they stink. And the money isn't any different. I take the singles that they give in me in the club and put them in a different pocket then the one with the money I came in with. And I don't leave with them. Ever. I don't like those nasty ass smelly bills.
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    11 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Charges Against Valley Brook Strip Club Dismissed
    I used to frequent this club a lot before the raid and the manager is right, this place has lost a lot of business because of it, including a lot of the talent. To be fair, this is the crappiest area to put a strip club like this, seriously, who puts a strip club next door to a police station? I used to have the number for one of the girls that was arrested, but she doesn't dance anymore so I deleted it. I know a couple of the girls that were arrested work at another club that I go to. I have spoken to them about this raid and they weren't shy about sharing the details of that night. Very interesting stuff to be honest.
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    11 years ago
    Money
    Drinks is what they get, if I want them to hang around. I already feel like a perv when I go to the strip club, no need for me to add "loser that pays for a conversation" to that.
  • discussion comment
    11 years ago
    Clubbing with a friend...
    I went with a friend on Saturday. Haven't seen him in a while so I thought it would be fun. For some reason, he didn't like the fact that I was being "picky". There were a lot of ladies at this club, but most were in the 4-5 range. I say 5 of the 25-30 girls were in the 7+ category. So I was waiting for an opportunity to tip one of them on stage, but it was difficult since I wasn't the only one in this packed club to notice the handful of cute girls (its not that they were cute either, I had prior experience with some of them so I knew I would get good mileage). A girl that I had a bad experience with before sat next to me. After a couple of minutes, I was able to get her away from me. My friend got upset. When I explained to him that I had a bad time with her before, he felt as though I was making excuses. It was just a frustrating night, and no, I didn't get any dances or even a chance at some with the ladies that I preferred. Its not like its always bad though. I don't mind larger groups when I know that its just going to be a bachelor party type situation. This was just me and one friend that I thought was more like me at the clubs. Guess not.
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    11 years ago
    6 Tips if a hired gun digs you bro
    I rarely have to do anything special to get any of those things. I've had strippers show me their drivers licenses before, let me go through their phone, and sit with them without ever mentioning lap dance or in that case, money. The other day I was talking to a stripper that told me her real name was also her stage name (name was Devine). I said I didn't believe her so she got her license. I met her 5 minutes before that. This list is malarkey.
  • discussion comment
    11 years ago
    Most gross thing u have seen in the club
    Dude throwing up in the beer and cocktail glasses on his table.
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    11 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Can't stand strip club smoke? Go here.
    There aren't any $4 million dollar clubs in OKC, but it would be damn nice to have something like that around. There have been times when I left a strip club early, but had to go straight home to change and shower because there is no way I was going anywhere else smelling like an ashtray.
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    11 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    "If you don't like the dance, you don't have to pay for it".
    Yea, I've had that happen before and like you, I just pay for it. I don't need the drama that might come from telling her that it sucked.
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    11 years ago
    JackPot Winnings !
    None, I only go to the strip club because I hate my life....
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    11 years ago
    motorhead
    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
    Major Turn-off
    All clubs in OKC allow smoking, I hate it. You smell terrible afterwards. Luckily not all of the dancers smoke, but it seems like a lot of the hot ones do though. On occasion, I'll have a dancer that smokes ask me if its okay that they smoke since they know I don't, and I've even had a girl go and put her cigarettes away since I don't smoke and she didn't want to smoke around me.
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    11 years ago
    stage tipping with more than one tipper
    You were supposed to say "no homo" at some point....
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    11 years ago
    rattdog
    New York
    GIRLS HATING YOU AT THE CLUB
    The place I love to go to has a lower end clientele, they never tip and rarely do you see them get more than one dance at a time. Had a good time with a girl once, tipped her for it. Next thing you know, she tells other girls that I'm cheap and that I tried to get her to do dirty things and what not. Now a bunch of the girls have this impression of me and won't bother dealing with me. That bitch wanted me all to herself just because I tipped. That was a year ago, still feeling the ramifications of it today.
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    11 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Liquid Lapdance Pants Guarantee You'll Bust a Nut at the Strip Club
    I precum like a mofo in my pants. Its nasty.
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    11 years ago
    Anyone suddenly get hungry while at the strip club?
    The places I go to don't serve food. I've never eaten anything at a club....
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    11 years ago
    That escalated rather quickly....
    This is the deal with this club. Lots of menu options and OTC offers from the not so attractive girls. They will come right up to you and ask at the table. I never partake. But for how run down and dirty the place looks, they have a lot of young, cute girls. Good luck getting anything from them. The cute girls realize how easy their job is at this place, they get hit up for dances constantly, but the clientele isn't the type to spend more than a dance on a girl. They do the quick, low mileage dance and move on to the next guy to get their next $20 bill. I am easily a "high roller" in this place, which is probably why I like it. Its taken me a while to find girls that give good dances with good two way contact. Never more than that, but I was okay with that. This particular girl seemed as though she didn't want to be an extras girl at all. But when I got what I felt were a couple of okay dances, I thought it was best to just stop right there and see if one of the girls that gave better mileage were around. Then she brings out the menu which surprised me, but my little brain took the lead on this one. I really wasn't expecting that, I just wanted a little more touching (I still don't understand why she didn't offer a price. I'm will to bet that most of the other patrons in this place wouldn't have tipped her a dime if she did the same thing to them) Do I think I was her first? Hell no. Do I think she does this regularly? Not at this club. And some of guys need to relax, my last post was a joke, sarcasm people.
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    11 years ago
    That escalated rather quickly....
    Good call on the medical tests. I might go and see this chick again tomorrow. If I already got something from her, getting it again won't really matter, right?
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    11 years ago
    Strip Clubs with very limited money
    Agreed, save and splurge. No need to ball out of control, but not having to worry about the number of drinks you had is a good feeling. Personally, I would hate to get one dance and it turns out to be crappy. I think I normally have more misses than hits.
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    11 years ago
    That escalated rather quickly....
    I'm surprised it worked. Not sure where I got the balls to do it that day, lol. I'm pretty passive when it comes to this stuff. Might have been the alcohol :)
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    11 years ago
    londonguy
    Breathe, breathe in the air
    Dancers footwear or lack of
    I've never seen this before. Most of the dancers I see wear those ridiculously tall heels that make them a foot taller than they actually are, making them taller than me. And then they have the nerve to say "You're so short" to me. Bitch, you'd be a midget if weren't on those stilts!
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    11 years ago
    Pariah of the club...
    Just got back from a different club. Much better experience. The place was a little slow, but that didn't mean the service sucked or the ladies were uninterested. Got some dances, they were good. Not the best I ever had, but the girl was definitely trying to make it a fun time for both of us. I think I just need to visit this place more often and become a regular. That might help me get better mileage with the ladies.