Perfume Bomb

That happens to me sometimes, I smell perfume that reminds me of a stripper, and then I just think about going to the strip club all day.

I remember using the hand soap at a gas station bathroom that reminded me of a stripper. That was weird.

Getting that perfume on me gave my ex-wife all the info that she thought she needed. I used to stop for gas on the way home and dab some on my jacket lapel to kill the perfume smell.

How about when a girl walks by and her perfume burns your eyes? Is that hot?

Compared to years past, I find that strippers today wear little perfume. I think they found out that men--especially married men--don't want leave smelling like strippers.

It's like my Momma use to say-Spray once in the air and walk under the mist. No more, no less.

There is a dry hair shampoo that many ladies use that induces flashbacks of some very erotic moments for me. Sometimes I will get a whiff of its scent in public and will most certainly turn my head to see the lady wearing it. I hate perfume but love that shampoo smell. Glitter needs to be totally outlawed.

Got a girl that has a scent that's instant take-me-back! but she wears no perfume. Says it must be her shampoo. (Too bad I've stepped into FRIEND ZONE on that one!).

It's a scientific fact that our sense of smell connects us to past memories stronger than any other sense.

If a dancer gets you with the perfume bomb, there is help.

"In what could only be invented by the owners of a strip club, Mavericks Revue Bar (Cape Town’s premier gentlemen’s club) has introduced a line of men's cologne, called Alibis, fragrances designed to trick wives and girlfriends everywhere into believing that their men weren't really at the nudie bar! SERIOUSLY?!

Available in "My Car Broke Down," which is a blend of fuel, burnt rubber, grease and steel, "I Was Out Working Late," a combination of coffee, wool suits, cigarettes and ink, and our personal favorite, "We Were Out Sailing," that combines fresh ocean spray, sea salt, aqua and cotton rope, these colognes are all designed to cover up that tell-tale strip club smell. Again — SERIOUSLY?!"

I'm the exact opposite. When grocery shopping with my girl and she trails by twenty paces I will let one rip,quickly turn the corner,wait for the report of other shoppers and those ever cherished words,"You're an asshole".

@tumblingdice lol too funny bro

@shadowcat I like the "We went out sailing" one. Seems good to use outside its intended application as well.

Shadow - LMAO - Car broke down

cheap perfume and Fabreze both give me a headache and I try to avoid both. Lots of perfume or stinking like fabreze is a deal breaker

I hate Fabreze. I can't stand te smell of shit and spray. Light a candle.

I agree with Jack. I believe strippers (and women in general) are using less perfume today.

I was in college in the early 1980's. My first two years, I lived on the 11th floor of my dorm. You haven't gagged like this until you get into a crowded elevator on a Saturday night filled with girls reeking of perfume and alcohol.

OP: This happens to me often. I will be standing in line at a store or bank and smell a familiar perfume and am instantly mildly aroused and filled with a strong desire to go to the SC. Often, I'm weirdly attracted to the honey emitting the scent even if she is only marginally attractive.

I wonder what effect these familiar scents have on a dancer when she smells a familiar men's cologne or something. Probably elicits the urge to vomit versus the desire to go the club.

Wow! I thought I was simple,uga buga.