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World's Shortest Stripper

Papi_Chulo
Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Saturday, October 5, 2013 6:44 PM
I was @ Tootsies (Miami) this afternoon watching a college football game. Tootsies being a major club often has features and they will put adverstisements on all the tables when there is an upcoming event (boxing match; feature; etc.). Today I saw an advertisement for a feature named “Sassy Cassee” – Sassy is dubbed as “the world's shortest stripper” at 2 feet 10 inches (talk about a spinner :)). Sassy is to appear @ Tootsies as a feature on October 30 where the tiny thing is supposed to do 4 shows in one day. She is supposed to appear for a Halloween celebration/party at the club – iDK if too feel bad about her being possibly being used as a freak or if I should give Cassy props for making that $$$? I usually don't give a shit about features – but I'm inclined to show up for Sassy and make it rain on her (hopefully I won't drown her :)) [view link]

11 comments

  • gawker
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    11 years ago
    I've seen "Brigitte the Midget" and it felt like a freak show. No thanks.
  • Ermita_Nights
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    11 years ago
    Kind of creepy how she climbs the pole.
  • slick316
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    11 years ago
    Saw her last night at Little Darlings in OKC. Funniest damn thing I have ever seen in my life. My friend and I were laughing so hard we had to leave the place. Looked like half the crowd was unsure of what was going on, like they thought some little girl waddled on stage or something.
  • DandyDan
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    11 years ago
    I myself remember seeing Bridget the Midget. The idea of Bridget the Midget is far better than the reality.
  • jackslash
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    11 years ago
    What I want to know about the world's shortest stripper: Would she go up on me?
  • Papi_Chulo
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    11 years ago
    ^ Maybe you would have to pick her up
  • SlickSpic
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    11 years ago
    Back in 2011, while riding public transportation around the Los Angeles Metropolitan area, I saw 12 little people. That's a lot. I saw white, black, Mexican, and Asian. I saw an elderly and a kid little person. I saw someone with what appeared to be Progeria. I even saw a little person in a wheelchair. It was the year of the little person.
  • Estafador
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    11 years ago
    Bridgette the Midget came to NY Club Blue. I left as soon as I walked in. Alreadh felt like I wouldn't enjoy it. I guess only guys can pull off the midget look. Or just any girl not a stripper.
  • motorhead
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    11 years ago
    My ATF met Bridgette the Midget when she did a feature at her club. She said she is an extremely nice person. There was more to the story, but this is the short version.
  • 10inches
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    11 years ago
    no desire to see midget stripper, but I did go to a club several years ago that had a feature that claimed she was the tallest porn star. damn good looking woman with big tits and a nice full,firm ass. bought her a drink after her stage show. I'm 6'5" and she was taller than me with her stripper heels on. told me she was 6'4' without her heels. would have loved to have those long legs wrapped around my waist while I pounded her into the mattress, but she did not do OTC
  • SlickSpic
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    11 years ago
    Just saw a little person twirling a sign on the corner of Foothill & Town.
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