JackPot Winnings !

I'd try to keep it secret so that I could retire early and not spend any extra.

If I made. a 3% return per year on one million, that would be only 30,000 a year and not enough to retire on. I'd keep working until I could comfortably retire. If I consistently got a much higher return, then maybe I would retire early. I would need enough to grow the one million as fast as the inflation rate plus whatever rate I withdrew money. Many lottery winners don't take everything into consideration and spend and give their money away and end up without much to show for it after a few years.

I'd buy stock in Chicken of The Sea.

10 percent right off the top would go to "crazy, get it out of my system" shit, whether that be strippers, vacation, or what.

Probably a more significant percent of the income the rest, after paying off debt, produces over time.

If I had a million I would plan on spending it down to nothing at age 90. If I lived longer, I could start getting social security then and be fine.

Even with my current above average income, I use SCs to meet dancers and give them time to decide if they can trust me, so we can do OTC dances.

I would immediately have to get financial advice from txtittyfan...but then again I remember txtittyfag having some "insider" advice about something he heard from a mexican in a grocery store. I might invest in that!

maybe $15,000 I'd have to hire a finacial advisor because Im only 21 I have to invest in my future

None, I only go to the strip club because I hate my life....

Ask any mermaid you happen to see.

I don't think I would spend much more then now on SC's but I sure would spend about 50K a year of all out sex trips, I am old enough that a mil would allow me to stop working. I would travel first to Costa Rico, then on to other countries.

Every single fucking dollar.

If I could average at least 15% a year, a million would be enough to retire on. However It would be much safer to work another 5 to ten years to double that million so that I only need to average 6 or 7 percent on a two million nest egg and not be totally dependent on that money for over two decades before regular retirement age. I probably wouldn't save as much as I currently am from my current job. No need to rebuild an emergency savings account. I could have my house all paid off.

I'd hire txtittyfan as my financial adviser, but do the opposite of what he said and triple it!

All of it.

10, 000 will be going to strip clubs. I'm pretty damn sure I won't be spending all of that on strip clubs since I will be getting bored reall quick and probably never want to go back again

$1,000,000 is peanuts.

If you want to waste your time dreaming about lotto jackpots set your sights much higher than that paltry sum.

Better yet - work hard; save; invest your excess cash in equities and real estate. $1,000,000 will appear in an amazingly short time.