Most gross thing u have seen in the club

For me it was a cookie in the urinal

Oooopsie. I meant dookie. iPad autocorrect. I write better with it bur it sometimes messes up

Somebody shit himself shitting at the bar.

Used and I mean like 7 to 9 of them on the vip floor

Condums that's is...on the floor I say

That would have to be Shadowcat.

Prolly worst I saw was som dummy eating twizlers !

Lol !

Menstrual blood... on ME!

Puke in the stalls

I understood some of y'all are pussies and can't handle ur liquor, but either (a) have better aim or (b) have the courtesy to clean it up a little.

350 lb Dancer.

Dude throwing up in the beer and cocktail glasses on his table.

ha! Im with Alucard. No ass should ever see the light of day when its that big.

Guy drinking a cup of a dancer piss. He paid her $100 for it and sipped it for 1/2 hr.

Worst thing I saw was something like alucard. I did have a bouncer tell me when they were cleaning up after the club closed one night he found a tshirt someone left andsomeone had shit in it and rolledit up and left it. He moved the short and the turd fell out. He kept sweeping as it was too dark to see and had shit all over the broom he was sweeping with and spreading it everywhere

Dancer, first time out, they said, white bikini and her time of the month showed up.

A nude stripper on stage with a bad case of diarea

Gross, but funny at the same time. Stephanie Evans shooting ping-pong and golf balls out of her snatch 30' at T's Lounge about 15 years ago. The sound the ping pong balls and her pussy made while expelling them is unique and forever ingrained in the memory banks.

OP: "Most gross thing u have seen in the club " txtittyfan's daughter's face. That's why I always turn here around and fuck her in the ass instead.

Chick named peaches shat herself all over the dressing room..I mean all over. We nick named her shit stain and us girls NEVER walked bare foot back there ever again. Horrible