Comments by MrDeuce (page 9)

I had a similar experience a few years ago at a dive bar called C-Mowe's in Washington Park, IL. I sat at the stage and tipped a few dollars to a girl named Champagne. Unfortunately I had over $100 in the right front pocket of my shorts, and when I returned to my table, that pocket was empty! I told the girl I was sitting with, she fetched the manager and bartender, and they interrogated Champagne. When they asked me how much she had stolen, I guessed $120 (it was probably a bit more), they made her give it back to me, and they fired her larcenous ass on the spot. Nonetheless, C-Mowe's was too much of a shithole to go back to :)

@Ishmael, you're right about about lightingkay's superior incoherence, but this guy has him beat on gayness!

TL;DR Yeah, I'm gonna go with Ishmael's hypothesis: lightingkay is a stroke victim.

I'm pretty sure that *none* of my friends IRL ever go to SCs, but then they're pretty sure that *I* don't, either, so there ya go. If I suspected that a friend was a secret PL, I would just ask him. If he's really your friend, what's the risk? As in all aspects of this hobby: Just. Ask.

With all due respect to Subraman the Wise, my experience with day shifts at extras vs. non-extras clubs in the Midwest is that extras girls will spend an hour or more (sometimes much more) with me in hopes of doing a $150 VIP, whereas non-extras girls will sit for a few minutes and then suggest going back for lap dances. I once spent most of an afternoon with a dancer (who became my ATF) merely by promising that I would do a VIP with her the *next* day (which I did), because I had already promised a VIP to another girl that day.

That may be simultaneously the gayest and most incoherent discussion topic I've ever seen on TUSCL -- and that's saying a lot!

I have always clubbed alone with the exception of one TUSCL friend with whom I have hung out about 10 times at various clubs in Illinois and Indiana.

All the clubs I go to in Indiana and Illinois are non-smoking except the dive bars in Washington Park. Though I'm not particularly bothered by the smell of tobacco smoke, since my parents smoked throughout my childhood, I do *love* the ritual of the "smoke break" necessitated by the in-club smoking ban.

I'm seeing one stripper OTC and cultivating possible OTC with three others, who work at three different clubs and don't know about each other. (It's safer that way!) Three of these four women usually answer my texts (or, in one case, Facebook PMs) the same day or maybe the next day, whereas the fourth seldom answers. However, she is so wonderful when I see her ITC -- she kisses me when I arrive, sits with me for a long time with lots of touchy-feely in both directions, and always gets me off in the VIP room in a variety of ways (BBBJ, HJ, TF) without expecting a huge tip -- that I would be an idiot not to keep her in the rotation, regardless of her poor communication. We have to remember that these girls receive dozens of texts from customers every day and we're seldom as important to them as they are to us.

What JS69 said: "I've been going to strip clubs for maybe 25 years, and I have never once taken a crap in a club bathroom. I dobt mind the risk of catching something from the girls sucking my dick, but I don't want to know what germs are on the toilet seats." Never have, never will. I do think some of you pansies are overly concerned about germs in public toilets and not concerned enough about your own hygiene. The reason I don't take a crap at SCs is that I want to be VIP-ready at a moment's notice :)

Thank you, DirkDiggler, for your very thorough and informative discourse on relative STD risks. I will continue to DATY on rare occasions -- at shift start, with a select few -- and to get BBBJs with wild abandon :)

As far as lap dance prices are concerned, I never pay more than $20 except for occasional $30 nude lappers at Club 390 and Jimmy's. I buy *lots* of lap dances at $15 each from my two D-cupped delights. One of them even pulls up my shirt and rubs her bodacious tatas on my bare chest throughout our dances! But it's certainly true that I still *love* lap dances and lapgasms, even after 20+ years.

I have dined at the Y on rare occasion, but only at the beginning of a shift and only with a select few. Almost all of it has been with my ATF, sometimes in the VIP room by about 1pm but usually in her bedroom after dinner and/or before brunch. I haven't seen her since March, so I haven't done it since then.

I find it interesting that JS69 remarks on the OP's 15+ years of experience and how he really should have higher expectations, whereas SirLapdancealot congratulates him on "an awesome good start to PL life" LOL. Clearly the OP has been clubbing for at least 13 years, but some of us (including me) somehow manage to visit SCs for many years without even dreaming of extras or OTC. I was a lapper-only PL from 1994 until 2013 (!), when I finally discovered ITC blowjobs. It took me *another* two years to start seeing strippers OTC. The upside of my excruciatingly slow learning curve is that I kept my SC spending at $2K-3K per year for almost 20 years. Only in the past couple of years has it increased to $10K per year. Getting back to his original point: Yes, it is absolutely worth it to me to spend $100-200 for an afternoon or evening of high-mileage lap dances, stage tips, and drinks. My two CFs at one club are 24 and 20, have natural D's, and love to grind when they dance for me -- and they're delightful to converse with, too!

Yes! Since most of my clubbing over a period of 20+ years has *not* involved either extras or the possibility of OTC (which I was basically unaware of until just a few years ago), most of my CFs have been strictly for ITC fun, and to this day I can have a CF whom I see ITC only. My CF at my favorite night shift has been doing HM lappers for me for at least a couple of years with no extras (it's not that kind of club) and only occasional lapgasms. To my delight, she stated spontaneously a couple of weeks ago that she almost never does "private parties" but would consider doing one for me because she likes and trusts me. Now I'm ever so carefully trying to get her to pull the trigger and see me in my hotel room some evening. I think it's a matter of assuring her that she'll be well compensated and absolutely safe. If the OTC date never happens, I expect to continue getting dances from her as long as she's still stripping. By the way, I've awarded only five 10's to strippers in all these years -- and she's one of them!

Some trolls are at least a little bit interesting. This one . . . isn't.

Dear "Minneaplis" Man: Since you're the one who's enrolled in Stripclubology 101 at "Minneaplis" Community College, I suggest that you do your own f#$ing research for your term paper on the strip clubs of Minnesota.

With my ATF, her apartment since she was single and childless. With my other 3 OTC girls, fairly cheap chain motels (Days Inn, Super 8) for $50-60, a cost that I just absorb for the pleasure of their company.

I have continued to do VIPs with my two main OTC girls in the club, but not as often. It's hard to justify paying, say, $150 + $50 tip for a 30-minute VIP when I could get toda la noche for $500 with one and a 6-hour afternooner for $350 with the other. However, like Subraman, I *love* the SC experience, so we still play ITC sometimes.

Yes, Rachel McAdams is a hottie. Her best topless role was in "My Name is Tanino" (2002), which no one actually watched. She was also [briefly] topless in "The Notebook", (2004), beloved by chicks and their compliant boyfriends, and "To the Wonder" (2013). Here's a link to some nice GIFs: https://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/the-top-10-hottest-rachel-mcadams-gifs

Wisdom from: @25: "Mountains where put there for men to climb ! ; )" @skibum609: "Strip club strategy. Want to stand out with large breasted women? When you compliment them, never mention breasts." I was at my favorite night shift last night and got dances from my two CFs, both of whom have lovely natural Ds. Neither is embarrassed, both love to show them off, and both say that they developed early, got attention from boys from about 5th grade on, and decided to make men *pay* to enjoy their assets! And then lopaw, one of my favorite posters, has to tease us all with: "I have never been self conscious of my bodaciously large tata's". @lopaw: That's just cruel! :)

Exactly as SirLapdancealot (cool name, bro!) said: Though a lapgasm is usually my goal from lap dances, it doesn't always happen. I don't feel bad for her sake or mine because it's still fun to have a hot woman grinding on me.

The Treaty of Paris that ended the Spanish-American War awarded the Philippines, Guam, and Puerto Rico to the U.S. and also made Cuba a U.S. protectorate. Cuba became nominally independent in 1902 but has always been heavily influenced by the U.S. (to say the least). As for Latina dancers, I have enjoyed many lappers from Mexican and Cuban chicks and at least one each from a Venezuelan and a Puerto Rican. I must say, I enjoyed all of 'em! When people make elaborate distinctions among the various Latin American cultures, I'm reminded of this exchange between Don Cheadle (as Graham) and Jennifer Esposito (as Ria) in "Crash" (2004): Ria: You want a lesson? I'll give you a lesson. How 'bout a geography lesson? My father's from Puerto Rico. My mother's from El Salvador. Neither one of those is Mexico. Graham: Ah. Well then I guess the big mystery is, who gathered all those remarkably different cultures together and taught them all how to park their cars on their lawns? Oh no! Does relating that conversation make me a bigot, too? LMAO

Most Puerto Ricans in the world already live on the mainland, and this disaster will cause countless thousands more to move here. Is that really a bigoted thing to say? Sinclair has made the most cogent remark on this thread so far. If we hadn't picked a fight with sickly old Spain in 1898, so that we could have our own little empire, Puerto Rico would have become an independent country rather than a "commonwealth" (i.e. colony) of the United States. But at least we got Guam out of the deal!

+1 for Lurker! Your rambling, run-on sentence was still more readable than anything txtittyfag ever wrote . . . back when I occasionally read what he wrote.