A new invasion?

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gammanu95
Have you ever tried to stick a silver dollar into a stripper's G-string?
Puerto Ricans and others from Caribbean islands destroyed by hurricanes this year are arriving at the US mainland by the thousands.

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/weather…

Does this mean turf wars in strip clubs between Cuban and PR dancers? Or will this just double the pudgy and annoying "wanna dans" drive-by's?

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twentyfive
7 years ago
The bigot is awake. How was the John Birch society meeting las night.
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tumblingdice
7 years ago
For Christ's sake Gam,where else are they to go.Take another toke and go back to bed.
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Cashman1234
7 years ago
Lol! Great post Gammanu95! Lol!
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Mate27
7 years ago
Hey, at least he smokes!
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sinclair
7 years ago
We should've let Spain keep Puerto Rico.
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vincemichaels
7 years ago
Pues, quiero ir alla y ayudarlos. Podemos comprar los servicios de las putas.
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MrDeuce
7 years ago
Most Puerto Ricans in the world already live on the mainland, and this disaster will cause countless thousands more to move here. Is that really a bigoted thing to say?

Sinclair has made the most cogent remark on this thread so far. If we hadn't picked a fight with sickly old Spain in 1898, so that we could have our own little empire, Puerto Rico would have become an independent country rather than a "commonwealth" (i.e. colony) of the United States.

But at least we got Guam out of the deal!
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Papi_Chulo
7 years ago
"... Or will this just double the pudgy and annoying "wanna dans" drive-by's ..."

For w/e reason I don't run into many PR dancers in Miami (probably a good amount in NYC or maybe they don't dance in large #s since some reviews I've read of PR SCs say often times they have lots of Dominicans (since DR and PR are close and many DR people enter PR illegally)).

Anyway - in my limited experience I've found PR dancers, and PR folks in general, pretty chill and laidback and they love to have a good time and make sure you are also having a good-time - of the Latinas, I've found Colombians and PR girls chill - the worst IME have been Cubans and DR girls (money hungry ROBs) - Venezuelans are not bad but also have not met many Venezuelan dancers for w/e reason even though the Venezuelan community has exploded in Miami (specifically the suburb of Doral)
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Papi_Chulo
7 years ago
i think part of the 1898 treaty was the US getting Puerto Rico and Spain keeping Cuba - I wish it would have been the other way around - my life, and that of my family, would have been sooooooo different
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MrDeuce
7 years ago
The Treaty of Paris that ended the Spanish-American War awarded the Philippines, Guam, and Puerto Rico to the U.S. and also made Cuba a U.S. protectorate. Cuba became nominally independent in 1902 but has always been heavily influenced by the U.S. (to say the least).

As for Latina dancers, I have enjoyed many lappers from Mexican and Cuban chicks and at least one each from a Venezuelan and a Puerto Rican. I must say, I enjoyed all of 'em! When people make elaborate distinctions among the various Latin American cultures, I'm reminded of this exchange between Don Cheadle (as Graham) and Jennifer Esposito (as Ria) in "Crash" (2004):

Ria: You want a lesson? I'll give you a lesson. How 'bout a geography lesson? My father's from Puerto Rico. My mother's from El Salvador. Neither one of those is Mexico.
Graham: Ah. Well then I guess the big mystery is, who gathered all those remarkably different cultures together and taught them all how to park their cars on their lawns?

Oh no! Does relating that conversation make me a bigot, too? LMAO
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gammanu95
7 years ago
I'm not aware of having said anything bigoted in this post, but clearly the trolls must be again looking for something that is simply not there.
I am in favor of America shedding all territories and protectorates. The socialists and trolls just can't understand that the nanny state is just not sustainable. That's a big part of the reason why Puerto Rico was a disaster even before the storm.
As for the Hispanic cultures, I have found Puerto Ricans living in the US to be haughty and narcissistic. That's simply my experience. My wife spent a few months in Puerto Rico as an exchange fellow from Brown. She agrees that PRs living in the US have a chip on their shoulder, but she found the people in Puerto Rico to be incredibly outgoing and friendly.
I'm not explicitly aware of having received a dance from a Puerto Ricana. Cubans and Venezuelans who were average or nremarkable. I donrecall a
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gammanu95
7 years ago
Tried to move the cursor, but i hit the post button. I do recall a Panamanian blonde at Follies who was extraordinary in so many ways, I took her VIP.
The point of the original post, and maybe Papi can help explain this, is that there is a lot of friction, passive aggressiveness, and frequently hostility between Cubans and PRs. With so many PRs coming to the country with no jobs, no homes, and no money, it is easy to assume that many will turn to the fastest income they can find; as so many immigrants have. But I predict that cliques of Cubans and PRs will form in many clubs, and this could have entertaining or explosive results.
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vincemichaels
7 years ago
As always, txtittydumbass shows his ignorance of the facts. My statement in Espanol dealt with nothing of what faggotface says. Do the world a favor and stand in back of MackTruck as he dumps a load of shit on you, and you die a fitting death. Eat all the shit you can, dickbreath. We're judging it, and at this point I give you a negative 1 thousand and 15. What a POS loser!!!! LMAO
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ThreeDollarBill
7 years ago
More Americans moving to America? I guess we can try to stop that but some of them are cute!
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motownkid
7 years ago
I have had some awesome Puerto Rican girls. If they are so inclined to be strippers - then bring them on. For those looking for a better life in different vocations - bring them on as well - my experience with Puerto Ricans as with most latin nationalities on the whole - nothing but good.
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Papi_Chulo
7 years ago
"... many ways, I took her VIP.
The point of the original post, and maybe Papi can help explain this, is that there is a lot of friction, passive aggressiveness, and frequently hostility between Cubans and PRs. With so many PRs coming to the country with no jobs, no homes, and no money, it is easy to assume that many will turn to the fastest income they can find; as so many immigrants have ..."

I am not aware of friction b/w Cubans and PRs, but then again there isn't a large PR community in SoFlo as there seems to be in NYC.

The friction I'm more aware-off is b/w lower social economic white Americans and black Americans whom have seemingly lost-out to immigrants when it comes to low-skill jobs and they seem to recent foreigners changing their way of life and livelihood, which is understandable IMO.
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twentyfive
7 years ago
Funny shit on this thread, last I looked, Boriqua’s were American Citizens, they ain’t foreigners this is stupid all the way I doubt there are any Puerto Rican’s left that were born Spanish citizens.
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Papi_Chulo
7 years ago
"... ast I looked, Boriqua’s were American Citizens, they ain’t foreigners ..."

If that was in reference to my last-post, if you read it carefully I did not say PRs are foreigners
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twentyfive
7 years ago
Not in response to you Papi how do Americans invade a country they have the right to move around in freely .
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Jascoi
7 years ago
thursday nite i had an sexual interaction with a young lady from puerto rico.
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goosman
7 years ago
There has never been a large PR population in South Florida. Orlando has been the hub for PRs here, and I presume that a lot of the new population would move here. Also as Americans, PRs would have a lot more opportunities (along with likely closer/more family ties) than a lot of other immigrants. So I wouldn't anticipate any great influx of PR dancers, and not noticeably so here in South Florida. Sure there may be a short time spike with some girls looking for quick money, but that will probably end up more in the PR hubs of the northeast, Chicago or Orlando.

As far as rivalries, Everybody hates everybody. Caribbean/Central Americans hate south americans. South Americans look down on Caribbean/central americans. Every non-Cuban in Miami hates Cubans. Cubans hate central americans. South Americans hate in particular Argentines. Nicaraguans & Costa Ricans hate each other. Nobody hates Mexicans though. Everyone loves Mexicans. Except when you call a Central American and Mexican, then the blood boils.
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Papi_Chulo
7 years ago
I met a BANGING PR girl at Lido Cabaret in Cocoa Beach (east of Orlando) my last trip to the area a couple of months ago (slender, naturally tanned, beautiful face, and an unreal natural ass firm as firm could be)
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Woodwolck67
7 years ago
to be fair papi not many people want to live in florida unless your an old song bird. especially since PR get treated better in upper northeast than anywhere else including in SoCal
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warhawks
7 years ago
I’ve met some FINE looking Puerto Rican girls.

But one thing I will say, the ones I met were pretty feisty. Talking back with attitude was the rule with most of the ones I’ve met.
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rockstar666
7 years ago
PR is a real tragedy and since they're American citizens, I think we should help them any way we can. If that means going clubbing more often to put money in refugees garters, I have no problem with it.

I do wish we were a little less bigoted about it though.
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chessmaster
7 years ago
I would not mind.
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