I haven't been going to strip clubs very long but I don't know if this is the persona when she told me she's shy outside of work, I know she likes my money but why did she refer to the stage as platform one and tell me the girls smoke in the change room, maybe it's because of the money I gave her in the past that when she was on the podium she told me she had a boat license because she used to be a scuba instructor and her ex boyfriend suggested stripping ( probably made this stuff up) she pretty much gave me free lap dances tempting me to pay her and even seemed distracted by a bucks show for a bit when I did get a lapdance because she was just sitting in my lap stroking my hand
Has this ever happened to you?
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Jump to latestrepost in the morning sober.
So it is common? Does it make a difference that I wasn't drinking or high or are you saying she was those things? btw since I'm new to this, what does PL mean?
I like sentances. Its kinda a fetish I have on the forum. But given your stream of thought it sounds like you should date her.
Go to the hospital. You're having a stroke.
Well it was better reading than txtittyfag stuff... Before I put him on ignore...
Tuscl is not a punctuation free zone.
I was trying to follow the description of your night. I got the part about being new, dancers smoking in the change room, but the scuba thing threw me off - and the lack of punctuation really killed it!
You had a good night with a dancer. You aren't special to her, she likes your money and she's created the desire in you to come back for more. It happens to all PL's.
Many dancers chatter about everything that pops into their heads. I forget virtually everything they say as soon as they say it.
+1 for Lurker! Your rambling, run-on sentence was still more readable than anything txtittyfag ever wrote . . . back when I occasionally read what he wrote.
Well, I like your use of commas but why don’t you go ahead and throw some periods in there too.
That happens to me all the time. The tricky part with strippers is that they have a tendency to behave totally differently the next time you see them.


Huh?