Intellectual Strippers??
Monday, October 18, 2010 1:07 AM
I do the New York Times Magazine crossword puzzle every Sunday. During a recent SC visit on a slow afternoon I strolled the back booths chatting up the three bored dancers. One of the dancers is doing the same puzzle I like to do so I hit on her immediately.
I say "Hi, my name is Will Shortz (the name or pseudonym of the guy who sets the puzzle) and what is your name?" The stripper looks at me gape-jawed, takes my hand, and leads me back to the private dance area.
I get, by far, the best mileage I have ever received in an Alberta club. Any other guys do good with dancers by stroking their intellects? (She was doing the puzzle in pencil; I didn't tell her that I do it in ink.)
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