How Do Dancers Smell Cash?
Last night in a blue collar club (and before I had been observed spending on lappers) I was approached for dances by one of the girls. She didn't interest me but we chatted for a bit. I asked her why she approached me before approaching anyone else first. She said it was obvious I had cash with me.
Huh?? I was dressed in rather ratty work clothes. I had been in town touring dealerships looking for a second-hand tractor. This club visit had been a spur-of-the-moment decision but it is also true that I was sitting on a pocket full of cash. How did this girl know? Lucky guess? Stripper experience? The only observable difference between me and all other club customers was my age. I was decades older than any other customer but dressed much worse than all of them.
I should probably post this question on stripperweb.
Huh?? I was dressed in rather ratty work clothes. I had been in town touring dealerships looking for a second-hand tractor. This club visit had been a spur-of-the-moment decision but it is also true that I was sitting on a pocket full of cash. How did this girl know? Lucky guess? Stripper experience? The only observable difference between me and all other club customers was my age. I was decades older than any other customer but dressed much worse than all of them.
I should probably post this question on stripperweb.
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I think what's really going on is what's called "regression toward the mean." Statistically, most of my visits range around an average experience; i.e., a few girls who not my favorites stop by while a couple I always look forward to seeing never seem to get freed up, and vice-versa. On some evenings however, I swear I could stand on my head naked with $100 bills taped to my body, and every girl in the place would walk on by without ever seeing me. Then again, there's the occasional evening (like two Fridays ago), when all my favorites showed up (4 total) and they all stopped by for smiles and hugs all around, great conversations, lap dances of course, and at times, two or three with me simultaneously. The money was flowing and I felt like a king.
It's these good, but unusual experiences that stick in our minds, of course, and make us wonder why they can't all be that way? What's happening is these 'outlying' experiences (both good and bad) occur at the fringe of the sum of our experiences which normally cluster around a central tendency. So when we have the occasional good one, and the occasional bad, our next experience is likely to be more of our normal type. In other words, we 'regress' toward our central tendency from either extreme.
It's also called the "Sport Illustrated effect," meaning that when a pro athlete happens to be experiencing a statistically rare surge of performance for a short time (say, during a game or two), subsequent performance will move toward what he/she normally does (the mean performance), which occasionally happens right after he/she's featured on the cover of "Sports Illustrated," for that short burst of outlying performance. They 'regress' toward their mean, or average, performance.
That's the nature of probability, so my advice is to simply appreciate this reality, cut your losses on the occasional bad night, and roll with the good times when they happen. The important thing is to keep showing up, early and often, for you never know when statistical providence just might pick that night to shower its riches upon you.
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The October dates both fall on Fridays, which should be good days for the Dayton strip clubs. The november dates fall on Mondays though. And Dec. days fall on two Weds and one friday.
Had you ordered and received a beer before she came over?
The dancer had a great line to determine if the out of the ordinary customer is worth her effort.
Since you have been "outed" as a monger, all the mercenary Canadian Dancers now know you. You will have to move to the states to regain your anonymity.
honestly art i think it's a crapshoot or maybe a combination of age and a lucky guess.
Clubber: cocktail vs. beer. Makes sense to me when you consider the stereotypes.
Since I rarely visit an alcohol free club and have done no research, I've no idea. Maybe a water, vs. energy drink thing. :)
The girl's whole demeanor does a complete 180, and they become the most sweetest, and affectionate girls, Eva!...
I think this explains the OP's experience: "The only observable difference between me and all other club customers was my age."
Beyond that, I do think the girls develop skills at profiling customers, from big tip-offs like age to subtle things like the way you carry yourself. They are not nearly as good at it as they would claim on SW, but they are also not the totally clueless nits many customers think they are.