I just checked the website of my favourite Calgary club to see if a road trip is in order this week. Two of the dancers were sporting particularly outrageous nicknames;
"Justin Cyder"
"Helen Bedd"
Anybody top these with even more outlandish names? I may have to see if the fair "Miss Justin" lives up to her sobriquet. Even "Miss Bedd" might be worth a go.


garbled the spelling: "Hellen Bedd"