Outrageous Stage Names For Dancers

farmerart
I just checked the website of my favourite Calgary club to see if a road trip is in order this week. Two of the dancers were sporting particularly outrageous nicknames;
"Justin Cyder"
"Helen Bedd"
Anybody top these with even more outlandish names? I may have to see if the fair "Miss Justin" lives up to her sobriquet. Even "Miss Bedd" might be worth a go.
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last commentgarbled the spelling: "Hellen Bedd"
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I think one in Vancouver BC on the agency site Lindsay Blohan or something like that.
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The pioneers of stripping, (aka burlesque) had great stage names, Blaze Starr, Gypsy Rose Lee, Fannie Foxe, the 'Argentine Firecracker', Candy Barr, Busty Brown, Cupcake Cassidy, just to name a few. There is a website, www.streetswing.com if you want more history of one of the oldest professions, stripping.
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The Century Club (1996-1999) actually had dancers using their real names, Sally, Kirsten, Myra (et.al.). That continues to be mind blowing to me as some had some very bland first names.
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There is a dancer at Dreamgirls named Molina. Molina Healthcare Inc is one of the companies that helps to manage the Medicaid system in columbus.
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My favorite dancer name for a dancer that I have seen in person is Lotta Topp. The ironic thing about her was, while she did indeed have massive boobs, her claim to fame was a two inch clit. When I saw her as a featured dancer at a club in Saginaw, MI she came around to every customer and allowed us to fondle her breasts and then pulled down her G-string to show her mamouth clit. At this point we all forgot about her "Lotta Topp."
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At Baby Dolls in Dallas, just 2 weeks ago, a dancer walked up to me and introduced herself as "Jingle Bells." She really uses that name, even has a web site.
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farmerart,
These were stripper stage names, not porn star names?
Haven't run across this before. Looks like a whole new area of study in stripper onomatology.
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Today many porn stars do shows at stripclubs. And years ago a lot of strippers did porn for publicity.
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steve229: strippers
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I used to know of one whose stage name was Fantasy Street
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When a dancer introduces me with a stupid made up name like "Sunshine" I no longer have interest in her. She is taking the strip club policies and fantasy disney rules way too serious and too paranoid about stalkers.
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And I'm not gonna let a name interfere with my fun. :)
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Back in the 70's when Biloxi Mississippi was pretty wide open, there was a club that had a sign stating that one of the featured dancers was Ophelia Twat.
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