Checking Out Of Tuscl For The Winter

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farmerart
I am getting ready to leave for my winter vacation in southern France. I am afraid that I am going to lose contact with tuscl while I am away. I have a very sketchy ISP in southern France. Last year I often used to drive around aimlessly in Marseilles or Cannes searching for a hot spot of unsecured wireless connections.<p> I have come to enjoy the reviews, blogs, articles, and especially the banter on the open discussion boards of the tuscl site. I shall be like an addict going cold turkey. I know nothing of the SC culture in southern France. I am sure that whatever exists will be horrifically expensive and mind-numbingly lame!!<p> Comment est-ce que l'on dit "TAKEOUT" en francais??<p> French beer sucks big time! But, it appears that the French have some tiny capability in the production of wine! I don't think that I shall be thirsty while I am away from North America. The French also know a thing or two about cooking. I have been on a strict regimen of exercise and lo-cal food here in Vancouver so I have 30 pounds to play with in France this winter. I hope H8S in Detroit and Million Dollar And Cannonball in Toronto are up to their usual standards when I return in the spring. Thanksgiving Greetings; Happy Hannukah; Merry Christmas: and Happy New Year to all

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georgmicrodong
14 years ago
Have fun, dude. Isn't hooking legal in France?
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sinclair
14 years ago
Have a safe trip.
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CTQWERTY
14 years ago
Well Art, here's one site to try:

http://www.holidaysexguide.com/p/france.…

Lots of escorts listed ... of course they're offering companionship only; anything else is between the two parties.
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MisterGuy
14 years ago
<p>Well, TUSCL only lists strip clubs from Paris right now.</p>
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<p>Prostitution is legal in France, but there are laws against soliciting in public places. Brothels & pimping is illegal though. There's apparently over 18,000 prostitutes in France!</p>

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rickdugan
14 years ago
Art, it was a pleasure sir and enjoy France!
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Otto22
14 years ago
Art-
Bon temps, mon ami!
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magicrat
14 years ago
Art,
You will be missed my man. You've added some much needed levity to this board. Have a great trip.
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shadowcat
14 years ago
Can't take Alberta in the winter time, Eh. Pussy. You might have to make a road trip while in France. LOL. have fun.
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Prim0
14 years ago
Don't forget the classic line "voulez vous coucher avec moi, ce soir". Have fun and remember that French girls don't shave like they do over here...you may be in for a hair raising experience!
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dustyshoes
14 years ago
Art
It was amusing reading your comments. Have a good trip, and see ya when you get back
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Dudester
14 years ago
Had fun in Cap D'Age nearly thirty years ago.
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troop
14 years ago
wow art, you will be missed while you are gone.

here's to you enjoying your time away and see you when you get back ;)
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steve229
14 years ago
France, really? Sheesh! I'll miss your off kilter Canadian perspective on things. Enjoy.
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samsung1
14 years ago
hope you have a great time over in france. Another option (although more expensive) is to look into one of those 3G mobile internet plans on a blackberry or on a netbook (blackberry is made by a Canadian company by the way)
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georgmicrodong
14 years ago
Do European carriers have anything like the burn phones, which are common in the U.S., and which also have Internet tethering?
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Lil_Baller100
3 years ago
Happy nude year dawg
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