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233 posts by farmerart

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Re: Propping Or Flagging A Review

How recent should one's club knowledge be before a club review is flagged or propped? A couple of recent reviews seemed to be outright bogus compared to my experiences in the reviewed clubs. However, my experiences were over two years…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 5

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O.T. Trinitrotoluene

Many years ago in conjunction with my seismic doings in the oil patch I learned how to handle dynamite - TNT. I have been entranced by the stuff ever since. I LIKE explosions. I like doing fireworks shows for my…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 14

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O.T. Balloons

Last week I had my first hot air balloon ride. It was a hoot. Five balloonists from Edmonton came out to my rural area to do their stuff. I let them use my yard for take-off and I was given…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 10

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The Trophy Wife

Making the rounds of the corporate Stampede parties in Calgary last week I ran into an old business adversary whom I hadn't seen in many years. The guy was accompanied by a blowzy over-the-top woman at least 30 years younger…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 14

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18 Months Later, Toronto Sweetie Contacts Me.........Guess Why

In the past I have posted many stories about Toronto Sweetie, an older dancer that I met at a Toronto area club four and a half years ago. First meeting with her was the most outrageously exciting ITC sex…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 18

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SCs Catering To A Specific Clientele

By specific clientele I mean guys that work in one industry. I have in mind my favourite Alberta SC, the Rig Pig, that caters to guys who work in the oil patch. The club is located in a gritty town…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 21

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O.T. Obama's Generous Christmas Gift

Obama has been one of the great US presidents for stock market investors. Yesterday two widely followed indices, the Dow 30 and the S&P 500 closed at all time high values. Here are the index returns from Obama's inauguration day…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 59

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The Velvet Vise

Business-wise and health-wise my life is deep in the shitter. Not being accustomed to dealing with depression and despair I have been reminiscing about the happy times in my life. Re-living some of my experiences in this hobby is a…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 19

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'Dead' Strip Club

Even for a normally lame Alberta SC the club I visited yesterday evening was especially dead. Admittedly, it was bad weather but Calgary is Calgary; snowstorms are common. The dancers were a homely group and they were so bored and…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 6

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Las Vegas Trip

Two of my brothers have talked me into joining them on a jaunt to Las Vegas next month. This trip is meant more for some filial bonding than anything else. Are golf courses open in Las Vegas in November? Lord,…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 18

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Booze And Strip Clubs

Because of serious health problems my life long love affair with beer, single malts, and Bordeaux is over. My health problems are unrelated to my previous booze consumption but those same problems demand that I remove all alcohol from my…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 25

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O.T. Shocking Pop Culture Disclosure

Superman is Canadian. The Superman character was created in 1933 by writer, Jerry Siegel, and artist, Joe Shuster. Metropolis was based on Shuster's home town, Toronto, and The Daily Planet was patterned after Shuster's employer, The Toronto Star. The character was…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 19

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SheWees

Yesterday the adolescent juveniles on local sports talk radio were all a-giggle about these items. I had to go to Google to see what they looked like and how they are used. When my laughter subsided I read more about these…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 12

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The Ice Bucket Challenge

This came up in a discussion topic a couple of days ago here on tuscl. I had to ask what exactly it was. Fast forward to this morning - my first day in the Calgary office for about 8 weeks.…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 11

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Old Reviews

From my review of Nikki's Roadhouse (Woodstock, ON) of August, 2010...... "I got the strong impression that there is no sex in the lap dance area." Hmm......um....er....ah......NO! Three subsequent visits to this joint over the years have proven the lie to my foolish…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 10

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O.T. - Gold

Any gold experts out there?.......specifically experts in Double Eagles? Going through the mass of correspondence that accumulated during my month-long vacation I discovered an intriguing offer to sell 25 Double Eagles for C$37,500 (C$1500/coin). The offer came from an oil patch…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 13

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Damn......That Felt Good

Rolling into Rancho farmerart after my European vacation the first thing that I see is a cat running down the lane with a bird in its mouth. Before I even unpack the F-150 I get the shotgun out of the…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 29

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Women's Voices

Women's voices fascinate me. On my vacation in England I was attended by a waitress with the husky, throaty voice that really turns me on. Combined with the girl's accent(south west England) I was soon sporting a chubby solely from…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 21

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tuscl Top 10.......WTF?

I just chanced upon the Top 10 list and I was shocked to see that it is topped by a massage parlour in Mississauga. I have been in that joint, Allure, and I can tell you that are many much…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 15

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Can You Really Do All 'That' With The Dancers Here?

farmerart story from a club visit last night. I drop into one of the FS pus buckets in Mississauga.....sit down at the bar and sip on a beer.....chat briefly with a guy near me......very boring guy.......hot dancer walks by.......doesn't stop...... jump…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 16

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Urine Sample?...........WTF!

Further to the recent flurry of discussion threads about booze. Waiting in the departure lounge yesterday at YEG Int'l I noted a newlywed couple enjoying themselves as they waited for the flight to their honeymoon destination. They were laughing and…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 17

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O.T. - Golden Eagle

On the road this week staying at a crappy hotel in Dirtyass, Alberta; feeling really sorry for myself. Went for a walk after supper last evening and chanced upon a glorious sight - a golden eagle roosting in the upper…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 17

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Girls And Cars

I exhibited my 1948 Packard Custom Eight at an auto show today. There were two older cars than mine at this show - a mid-1920s Model T and a late 1930s LaSalle. All the rest were from the 1950s, 1960s,…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 27

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Confession Of An Old Geezer

The recent flurry of activity by LMN has me flummoxed. His threads and comments are interesting to read but my knowledge is non-existent of the drug subculture he describes. In my own life I recognize some of the addictions and…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 22

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Papa Gateau

My first SC visit in over eight months took place in a muddle of Bordeaux after the Bruins/Habs playoff game last night. The club was one of the dreadful Calgary clubs that I usually eschew. Boredom and being googly-eyed were…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 5
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