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In my case family means my three brothers and one sister; I have no wife or children. All of my siblings know of my SC hobby but just one brother knows of my sexual dalliances with strippers. Two brothers and…
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For the next couple of days I will be hanging out with my brother at the Calgary Bull Sale. This is the longest running bull sale in North America and my brother, a serious cattleman, is in a buying mood.…
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Toronto Sweetie texted me last night announcing that today (Feb 28) would be her last day of work at the club. She is going ahead with her dream idea of having her own shop selling 'sexy but restrained' fashions for…
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There is a literary society in England that awards an annual 'Bad Sex in Fiction' prize. Here is a passage (one of many) from a recent winner of this prize: "Like a lepidopterist mounting a tough-skinned insect with a too blunt…
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On a recent brief SC visit I witnessed a stage dancer get horribly razzed by the horndogs in the audience about her choice of music for her stage set. The songs that she chose were what I would call Classic…
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Catching up on reviews of clubs that I know well, I was amazed to read just how many reviewers were disappointed in the unavailability of extras on demand during their visits. These reviews were of the suburban Toronto clubs where…
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Even though I am not a sports fan I have been an Olympics fan ever since Calgary 1988. I have taken the next four days off work, turned off the Blackberry, unplugged the landline at Rancho farmerart. Only my partner…
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Sooooooooooo boring. I was away from tuscl for two weeks and I come back to this silly eruption this weekend. WTF?? Back to my regular life.......I have one of those.
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Right at the moment I am watching women's curling from Sochi. Canada is smacking the Russians on the scoreboard but the Russians are smacking my Canadian women on the hottie rankings. All four of them are lap dance worthy for…
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My winter holiday with Toronto sweetie this year was just a four day weekend with her at Rancho farmerart. I took her to the mountains for a day of sledding. That was a bust. One high marking run was enough…
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I've discussed this topic before but I wish to do it again. Strip clubs and the strip club sub-culture bring us together here. The PM feature is just great, allowing communication between like-minded mongers about some of the more esoteric…
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I was a speaker at an industry function last night. The emcee introduced me thusly: 'It is always a pleasure to have art as a speaker at these forums because his booming voice allows us to dispense with our elderly…
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I dropped into the Rig Pig club in Nisku this afternoon for a couple of hours of entertainment and relaxation. I was driving so my drinking was restricted to virgin Caesars. Unhappily, I was seriously disrespected by a table of…
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It has dawned on me after a few years in this hobby that I have yet to meet a down-home, farm girl stripper. I have taken three different dancers to my farm for fun. For each one of them it…
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The power of tuscl. I have often written about my Toronto sweetie here on tuscl - always with her consent after my first story about her. She has toured tuscl and has seen any of my posts that may interest her.…
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10:00PM; December 25, 2013. Bush camp - North West Territories, Canada. -24C; heavy cloud cover; snowing; no starlight or moonlight. Sitting in the office shack crunching numbers. The crews that did the dayshift 12s on the rigs are sleeping off the…
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The Supreme Court of Canada has finally ruled on an important prostitution case. Prostitution itself is not illegal in Canada. What has been illegal has been soliciting for the purpose of prostitution, brothels, and living off the avails of prostitution.…
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I have heard about this movie scene for decades but I just saw it for the first time this evening while killing time in a departure lounge. Gotta admit....that was a thrilling chase through the hilly streets of San Francisco…
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I recently turned 65. I will now be receiving a monthly OAS payment for the rest of my life, courtesy of the Canadian taxpayer. Current amount will be $550.99; it rises minimally by some inflation factor. Should pay for an evening…
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Killing time during a dreary night in the exploration camp, I came across an article in The Economist positing the thesis of this discussion thread title. Since I am bilingual (English/French) I tried to analyze my own behaviour to see…
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I dined at Charlie Trotter's eponymous restaurant in Chicago just one single time. It was one of the better meals of my life, easily in the top ten. The occasion was one of major culture shock for my date, a…
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My SC visits are very infrequent these days. Because of this I try to pack as much entertainment as possible into a short evening visit. I have never been shy about spending my cash in the clubs but now, more…
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I am not a regular at any club, just a traveling road warrior. I have long since learned that dancers have no clue if a noob (like me) in their club has any cash or is a brokeass bum. It…
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Since I am almost 65 and semi-dependent on my good buddy, Mr. Cialis, the instances when I sport a magnificent diamond cutter are sadly infrequent. Blue veiners are now the norm for me when Mr. Wood wakes up to play.…
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A recent visit to a Toronto SC featured this strange occurrence. I was in the VIP with a medium hot dancer. She had just stripped down and was starting her gyrations with me on the lap dance couch. My greedy…
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