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13 years ago
Alucard, Alucard!!
You don't know the sublime pleasure of Latour '45 and a rare rib eye from my brother's farm? Inniskillen IceWine with a creme brulee? Or a well aged single malt at ANY time? Even a cold Unibroue La Fin du Monde on a hot summer day is an experience not to be missed. There is a whole world of sensory pleasure out there that you have denied yourself.
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13 years ago
motorhead:
J'étais amoureux. On ne dit jamais - "J'étais en amour". Fin de la lecon d'aujourd'hui.
Sorry about the poor spelling - English keyboard.
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13 years ago
I am an undisciplined guy when I drink and I do like to drink in SCs. That combination has led to some severe financial meltdowns for me. I just don`t seem to have as much fun in a club when I am driving and must remain booze free.
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13 years ago
@jackslash,
My experience matches yours exactly. The dancers see the white in my beard and flock to me when I hobble into the club, take me kindly by the arm, and lead me and my cane to the VIP where I am provided with the most exciting debauchery out of the pure kindness in their hearts. I am so embarrassed by this generosity that I will often leave a $2.00 tip.
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13 years ago
I am usually pretty well beefed with cash when I go to a club but on georgmicrodong's advice, I always have a prepaid anonymous credit card with me. Doesn't have the same cachet as the black card but who cares in a SC?
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13 years ago
@motorhead,
What do you have against Canadian clubs? I am pretty sure that the girls would understand the language you speak, even in most Quebec clubs. I am sure that USD spend freely in Canadian clubs. Hardly any guns in Canada.
Take a four hour jaunt up the 401 from Detroit to Toronto. You well know what is available in Detroit area SCs. Exactly the same in Toronto - believe me !!
Do you have a passport?
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13 years ago
I had a dancer to my farm last July as hostess for a big party that I threw. Many of the wives and girlfriends eyed her disapprovingly especially after my sweetie danced with me in lap-dance-stripper fashion. I didn't really give a crap and most of the other guys kept sliding sly, longing sidewise glances at us.
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13 years ago
.........a second shot 30-60 minutes after the first??? WTF !! Since July 1 long weekend pathetic old farmerart has had precisely TWO shots.
What's the 'best before' date on my Cialis prescription?
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13 years ago
Yessssss, I completely agree. When I go to a SC absolutely the most revolting sight for me is naked pussy.
Makes me retch.
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13 years ago
From a Canadian businessman's point of view, Huntsman would be my choice.
From Obama's point of view he must be praying for anybody BUT Huntsman or Romney.
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13 years ago
At a club in Toronto last year I was settling into my chair in VIP when the dancer said to me:
"I can't do this. You remind me too much of my Grandpa."
Grandpa........?????
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13 years ago
@jackslash'
I have to ask about FICA. My experience doing business in US is minimal (only two contracts in my 45 year career) and my memory is hazy. Is FICA not the standard which determines the check-offs an employer must make for an employee's Social Security contributions? I should probably ask Mr. Google.
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13 years ago
I once saw bored naked strippers playing pool in a club with a dearth of customers. The pool game was, by far, more entertaining than the stage shows. Ever seen a dancer with big natural breasts setting up over a shot in tight quarters? Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!
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13 years ago
^^^^^^^^^
'Gotta be easier money than running a fracking crew.'
Ever seen one of those crews set up for a multi-zone frac? That complicated maze of pipe, hoses, compressors, valves, etc. is a real 'Rube Goldberg' operation. And, when a valve or hose or weld blows? YIKES !!
Even so, I would easily take that over running a chain of strip clubs in Japan or anywhere else. Managing a group of strippers would be like herding cats.
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13 years ago
I am taking a dancer with me to Hawaii for a week next month. A commercial transaction so I can`t really call it a gift but, in a peculiar way, I sort of owe this dancer. I took her out for dinner in Toronto on my last trip and she threw me an unexpected freebie back in the hotel after dinner.
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13 years ago
Oh yeah,CTQ, I remember the incident in the '63 Grey Cup that caused this hilarious brouhaha 48 years later. The old guy with the cane is Angelo Mosca, a dirty, dirty defensive lineman back in his day. Joe Kapp, the guy who knocked fat Angie on his keester was the QB for the BC Lions back then. Mosca put the best Lions' player out of the game with a gutless out of bounds hit and, obviously, Kapp has harboured hard feelings ever since. Kapp was just about the lousiest passer ever to play the QB position in CFL history but he was also one of the toughest SOBs to play that position in Canada AND a winner.
Kapp went on to an NFL career with the Vikings during the Bud Grant era in Minnesota. I know little about the NFL, but I think Kapp had a decent NFL career after he left Canada.
What say you, GoVikings?
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13 years ago
@steve229,
My experience at the best club in Vancouver, No 5 Orange (infamous for $50 and $60 lap dances), but also noted for having seriously attractive dancers would give you a 'y' of $1000 to $1200. I have never wangled FS at any price in that club, only an unsatisfactory BJ once. OTC is readily available even from the high value '10s' and the asking price has never been more than $500. Canny bargaining has resulted in never paying more than $300.
But I must also admit that I have had a few train wrecks of booze and excess lap dances in that club that have been more than your 'y'. Certain nights that club can have a half dozen 10s floating around that I just can't resist.
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13 years ago
This topic really interests me. In my brief time in this hobby I have had return engagements with four different dancers and several one-and-done drive-bys with others. Since I am the shallowest kind of male, superior physical beauty is the initial hurdle a dancer must jump to get into my wallet. However once that hurdle is jumped the dancer must bring something in the form of personality, wit, intelligence, or outstanding, ahem, 'skills' to keep the wallet open for further raids.
In looking back, I think that the most I have ever paid for the first encounter of FS was $700. That figure ignores all the SC incidentals - valet, cover, drinks, etc. As to the maximum amount I would be willing to pay? I can't answer. I will admit to this: I was pursuing a beauty in an Ottawa club one night when I had a bursting wallet. If I had been able to lure her into my carnal web she could have had $2,500. Alas, I left that club solo!
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13 years ago
Thanks for the info, rick. The Glass Slipper moves to #1 (with a bullet) on my to-do list.
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13 years ago
Strip clubs are momentary diversions for me. Holidays are the chance to wind down, chill out, and power up for my return to work. I have a stripper lined up for the first half of my Hawaiian vacation over Christmas/New Year's. Hope it works out well.
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13 years ago
I have the herpes simplex virus in my body already. My mom gave it to me when I was a kid. Thankfully, it is the virus that causes eruptions on my lips and nostrils NOT my genitals.
Be very wary of dancers with cold sores when you go to VIP with them!!
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13 years ago
Yeah, thanks shadow.
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13 years ago
@mikey02:
Be farmerart's girl???? Uh, I have two already. Don't need any more.
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13 years ago
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
According to georg a 10 micron pole would be long enough.
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13 years ago
Much, much less this year than last year but there will probably be a big hit to my stripper bank account in December.