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Comments by farmerart (page 74)

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    13 years ago
    The Deja Vu Chain
    I have made a conscious effort to avoid the chains while I do my clubbing. I have often been tempted by the Spearmint Rhino near Toronto Int'l. because every club in the cluster of SCs around that airport is staffed by gorgeous, motivated, willing dancers. One day I will have to try out one of these corporate clubs.
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    13 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Todays 2AMer brought to you by Laval, Quebec.
    Tabarnac !!
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    13 years ago
    Holiday Break?
    Could one not say that 'holiday break' is a pleonasm? And now, 'hiatus'? You have been reading the dictionary 24/7?
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    13 years ago
    Christmas
    shadowcat: What's the latest on the Gwen front? Has she presented vince with her special little 'gift' yet?
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    13 years ago
    Cheap Strip Club Owners
    @steve229: pleonasm ?? This is the tuscl discussion board, remember? But, I will give you 'Word Of The Year' award, 2011.
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    13 years ago
    PS RCG in the Club?
    CTQ: Oops. VIP on right of stage in Cannonball. Seem to have fumble fingers and fumble brain this evening, must have ODed on diesel today.
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    13 years ago
    PS RCG in the Club?
    CTQ: Cannonball VIP on left of stage against the wall in the corner towards the stage end of the room, not the bar end of the room. Too dark in that corner for a decent phone video to be made. Who cares anyway? It would be the dancer visible. Million Dollar is a good choice - many nooks and crannies up there. My lady in that joint liked the chair in the little corner against the back staircase coming up from the bar - on the hos' side of the VIP, of course. But, I have heard of doggy in H8S in Southgate (Detroit). I have never accomplished that position in any VIP anywhere; any dancer that I have asked says that position is too 'indiscreet'. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm???
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    13 years ago
    PS RCG in the Club?
    CTQ: You never saw this in the Cannonball VIP? Sheesh.............!! Part of the Cannonball's charm is the live porno beside you or across the room from you. I, ahem, may have accomplished this particular stunt in that cesspool of delightful raunch.
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    13 years ago
    Christmas
    So, vincemichaels has a girl friend? I can hear the wailing and weeping all the way up here in the far north from the broken hearted dancers in Detroit and south Florida. clubber, you will have to pick up the pace down there. Next summer I might be able to bring some solace to Detroit-area dancers myself. Keep the faith, Samantha. Merry Christmas, vince from your Canadian buddy.
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    13 years ago
    motorhead
    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
    An Homage to Carnac the Magnificent
    The more posts like this that I read on tuscl, the more I realize how truly different my life has been. I have heard of Johnny Carson but I never saw his show (is he still alive?). Television reception was not available in the rural area where I grew up until the late 50s. I did not even own a television set during the 60s. 70s, and most of the 80s. I bought my first set in 1988 for the Calgary Winter Olympics when I was 39 years old. @motorhead, 2 AM: the last time that I had to get up at that hour for an emergency was last week - diesel generator crapped out and the entire camp woke up freezing and bitchy with no power. However, most of my computer number crunching is done at that hour - easier access to the super computer centres in Calgary or Houston in the middle of the night.
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    13 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    What % of your paycheck goes 2 strip clubbing ?
    Who gets a freakin' paycheque? All I do is sign the damn things for my employees and contractors. Sheesh..........
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    13 years ago
    motorhead Vented - Now It Is My Turn
    Well, I got some nice nibbles to the bait I floated in the water. Best response was the series of photos that showed up under rfcookie's handle. You go girl!! You got da goods!! This post was semi-serious and semi-tongue-in-cheek. shadowcat hooked me on one of his posts months ago that was intended merely to roil the waters so I am delighted to see that I have learned from a tuscl master.
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    13 years ago
    Don't touch that cucumber! Islamic cleric bans women from touching 'penis-shaped
    motorhead, Courgette is what a zucchini is called in Britain. Someone once said (Churchill, maybe?) - 'Britain and America, two great countries separated only by a common language.'
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    13 years ago
    choosing my name..need some ideas plz
    I like the name Honey for a stripper. It can be taken so many ways and it is not slutty. Though, I must add; my first experience in a hard core club was in Honeys in Everett,Wa (definitely a slutty club).
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    13 years ago
    New Dancerz
    Chere Cydney. je suis amoureux. Les seins merveilleux - mon dieu!! Tu as les pics, s'il te plait?
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    13 years ago
    New Dancerz
    O sweet sophisticated young lady. I am smitten by the beauty of your magnificent bosom. I could die a happy man were you to post a picture of those lovelies in their most shameless naked glory.
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    13 years ago
    What's the furthest you ever travelled to keep going with an ATF ?
    This response will generate some hilarity. During my retirement a year and a half ago I developed an infatuation for a dancer I met on a Toronto trip. For the next two months I made four cross-Canada flights to continue seeing her (four hour flight from the airport nearest my farm to Toronto). I finally brought her out to Rancho farmerart for a long weekend of debauchery. Infatuation quickly died that weekend when I discovered what a moron she was. She was a superior talent in the sack, however. Squirter. Incredibly tight pussy. Best sex of my life. No regrets about the money I spent on this girl.
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    13 years ago
    londonguy
    Breathe, breathe in the air
    OT: Day of Infamy
    @steve229; You forget your American history but remember my review of Bogarts when I met vincemichaels? Sheesh............!!
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    13 years ago
    londonguy
    Breathe, breathe in the air
    OT: Day of Infamy
    I must add that I meant no disrespect here. Like motorhead I am the son of a WWII combat veteran. My father fought the Nazis in Europe until the end of the war in 1945. I have much admiration for the military of our two countries.
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    13 years ago
    10inches
    Florida
    NAKED CELEBRITIES
    Once again, farmerart has no clue who these people are. I will have to dredge up some hot Canadian ladies to make you guys drool. Wait, where will I find hot Canadian ladies up here in Canada's north in winter?
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    13 years ago
    londonguy
    Breathe, breathe in the air
    OT: Day of Infamy
    Well clubber, I have been giving tutorials in American history to steve229. Always room for one more in farmerart's classroom.
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    13 years ago
    jackslash
    Detroit strip clubs
    Well, It's Too Late for Me
    Who says I'm seedy?
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    13 years ago
    chimark
    Illinois
    priorities for choosing a stripper
    I am a similar age to snowtime so my list is similar to his list. #1. Looks and personality (primarily means big, beautiful, natural breasts) #1a. Extras or at least high mileage (primarily means FS) Meeting a stripper with similar interests to mine or from similar life experience would make my head explode. I would be much more apt to offer her a job with my company than buy lap dances from her.
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    13 years ago
    Bogus dating sites
    looneylarry, stick to SCs. No better platters of pulchritude for us old guys anywhere that are better than the offerings in a SC.