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13 years ago
Every massage parlour I have visited in western Canada offers this. I always say 'No', it is way too messy. I once had one of those stupid nuru massages. Never again! With all that goop over our bodies Mr. Wood kept plopping out of the girl's pussy - total frustration.
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13 years ago
Well, you know, usually a drink or a meal is all I want when visiting a bar or restaurant. I don't think with my dink 24/7.
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13 years ago
Bare minimum for me is #6 with the possibility that my bubbly personality (and some cash) may move things along to #10. This is not to say that my travels in the SC world have not taken me to clubs of the #1-#5 range. I remain the eternal optimist!
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13 years ago
georg,
It may be too graphic to describe our use of Vaseline on this public board. Do you want a down-and-dirty PM?
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13 years ago
What do you use georg, centimetres or millimetres?
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13 years ago
No mileage anywhere in Canada. We use kilometres here.
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13 years ago
Nivea For Men?? Is that anything like the Vaseline we use by the buckets full here in camp?
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13 years ago
The truth about snow in the far north is rather odd for southerners to believe. There is really very little snow here annually and even less the farther north you go. In the far north the snow stays for centuries and gives the impression that there is lots of snow in the Arctic. Just not true - the Arctic is a very arid part of the earth. I'll concede you Michiganders have some frightful lake effect snowfalls each winter.
Now as for temperatures, how do weeks of -40C temps hit you, often with gales causing wind chill equivalents of -50C or lower? I can get a little testy after a couple of weeks of that crap!
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13 years ago
What the hell is 'Black Friday'?
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13 years ago
Don't despair, steve. Even with your poor knowledge of American history, I still like you.
Sheesh...........
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13 years ago
I haven't seen a plastic brown yet (no need for cash in an exploration camp). When I next get back to civilization I will see if dancers are eager to accept these new browns.
And yes, Jackmd, plastic compounds derive from hydrocarbons - just another way that poor oilmen like me enrich our entire society.
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13 years ago
@CTQ:
No Cuba for me. I don't speak Spanish for one thing and, more important for me is US border control. I am already hassled enough by border control when I go to your country for business or pleasure. Any Cuban stamps or notations in my passport would make that only worse.
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13 years ago
In Canada, criminal law has nothing to do with SC antics. For hard core SC fun in Canada, most important is:
#1. Dancer tolerance
#2. Club ownership tolerance
#3. Local civic licencing requirements.
And, of these. most important by far is #1.
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13 years ago
Cannonball Cabaret, Million Dollar. New Locomotion, Midway Invader, Bogarts, Henry VIII, Henry VIII South, Arnies Idle Hour.
VIP rooms in SCs have doors? or curtains?
Who knew ??
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13 years ago
JayJaydancer:
I am an oilman. The entire world hates me and thinks murderous thoughts every time gassing up the car. I could give a rat's crap.
I suggest that you do the same. Gather up all your cash each day in your silly little stripper purse and laugh inside at all the customers who offend you.
A growing bank account is the absolute best revenge. Always worked for me !!
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13 years ago
Many good thoughts so far.
Alucard: mature dancer. Excellent advice. One of the two dancers I would invite is 40ish. She will be my choice if I decide to do this.
georgmicrodong: different activities. Excellent advice. This resort is equipped with a spa to die for (in the female world). I know of no woman who does not like spa pampering. There are also various organized activities: snorkeling/scuba, horses, tennis, etc.
joesparty and AnonymousJim: compatibility and 'the nuclear option'. Excellent points, particularly the 'nuclear option'. The resort I have chosen is designed around one week stays for the boat and helicopter access but the resort does have provisions for emergencies. I am comfortable enough with each of the dancers that I might invite to expect that a week together would not be a strained stretch of my fantasies.
From various: two weeks is too long. Agreed, I knew this when I made the original post. One week with the dancer would be plenty. I shall be taking enough books to cover a solitary week of reading and thought.
Also from various: rotate dancers. Lousy advice, not happening.
And for all those wondering about the $$$$$$$ ? NOT a big deal.
Thank you all for this advice.
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13 years ago
My second language is French; of little use in US clubs and even in western Canadian clubs bilingual dancers and customers are not rare so switching between English and French surprises nobody.
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13 years ago
Basketball - a game invented by a Canadian. Also a game that this Canadian ignores.
Let's talk hockey !!
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13 years ago
@Stiletto25,
Thanks for answering my question. Hitting Stiletto's club in Seattle with a pack of franklins in my pocket has moved close to the top of my 'to do' list!!
You got your SS goin' good on this board, girl. If your VIP moves match your tuscl moves I see an early retirement in your future.
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13 years ago
Not to dump on you, silkypants, but it is perversely comforting for me to read this story discovering a PL in worse shape than old farmerart. I had always considered myself to be tuscl's ace PL but this is now the second post describing behaviour that outdoes my worst.
Will my bronze medal be stolen from me also?
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13 years ago
For the first time since my father's death I was unable to visit his grave on November 11. My old man was one of Canada's genuine heroes in WWII and a tough old bastard to boot (wounded five times in all the combat he saw during the war).
I went to the Remembrance Day ceremony in downtown Toronto on 11/11/11 at 1100AM.
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13 years ago
I am a traveler but I also have cash. From tuscl reviews and discussions I don't think my experiences vary much from the experiences reported by regulars. In fact, I think that my willingness to part with some cash might often bring me a little bit more action that most regulars experience.
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13 years ago
@Stiletto25,
This gradation in lap dance prices corresponding in more mileage is something that I find very interesting. Would you care to describe the mileage available for $20, $30, $40, $50 - whatever the scale may be in Seattle clubs? Or, is that too personal for you?
I have had only a single visit to a Seattle-area SC, the old Honeys in Everett, an ultra high mileage club at the time of my visit. If my memory serves, I paid $40/song for....um,.....er,.....,ah......,well, you know...........
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13 years ago
@steve229,
You squeezed a contractor down to under $4M from $8.5M? Umm, could you come to Canada and work for me, please?
Sheesh........!!
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13 years ago
Another bit of Americana flying right over farmerart's head. The last name rings a bell with me. Wasn't one of OJ's lawyers a Kardashian?