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12 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Well, for me, Vancouver, Toronto, Detroit, and Chicago ARE the South. Miami, Atlanta, Houston, Los Angeles? That is the uninhabitable tropics for me. My 'southern' girls are plenty hot for me. My 'norhtern' girls in Edmonton and Yellowknife do just fine as well.
Interesting question. Are there any tusclers who live and work further north in this world than ol' farmerart?
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12 years ago
In the sleeper of a Kenworth out in the club's parking lot.
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12 years ago
Hell, no! It is about the only hair left on my body that isn't tinged with grey or that hasn't turned pure white. The black mat of hair on my belly has lightened up this past year so it is only a matter of time before the pubes change colour.
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12 years ago
Do not EVER do this.
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12 years ago
The new Boudoir Rouge in Calgary has this configuration. Personally, I like it. But, Alberta is the home of the loonie/toonie toss. Drunks tossing coins at strippers' gaping vaginas over the bartenders and waitresses working between the bar and stage is just a serious accident waiting to happen.
To be safe, bartenders and waitresses should wear hard hats and eye protection.
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12 years ago
I have no clue about Jennifer Love Hewitt but I could easily be the 'technical advisor' for this production. I have spent thousands and thousands of dollars in Massage parlours in Alberta and British Columbia over the past thirty years!
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12 years ago
shadowcat:
I just register under my own name and if the girl isn't with me I tell the front desk people my partner will be arriving later (if they even ask). 'Partner' is my word of choice and has been so for many years of doing this with escorts. I am always honest with the number of people in the room because I am invariably on some corporate affinity rate and I don't want to mess that up for future travel. I learned long ago that hotel maids have an unerring eye for determining # of people in a room while they clean up the place. Regular travelers like me get tracked pretty carefully by the hotels that we use.
I never use the hourly rate no-tell joints.
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12 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Arnies in Harvey - $60
Bogarts in Inkster - $60 + songs @ $20per + $10 VIP fee
Cannonball in Brampton - $100 + songs @ $20per
Million Dollar in Mississauga - $100 + songs @ $20per
Club Pro in Vaughan - $120 + songs @ $20per + $20 VIP fee
No 5 Orange in Vancouver - $180 + songs @ $50per (this one was REALLY expensive - it takes me way too many songs!)
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12 years ago
Leaving a bar in a grimy Alberta POS oil town I saw one of the waitreses cooking her next dose while on her smoke break in the alley out back. I gave her a blast from the airhorn of the semi I was driving - she didn't miss a beat.
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12 years ago
Mandatory or coerced pay for conversation is, of course, totally out of bounds; but voluntary pay for conversation or companionship should not be so summarily dismissed.
You guys who restrict your hobbying to a couple of clubs or to one or two dancers can get away with this but not guys like me. Even when I visit a well known high mileage club I can`t just go up to the club`s beauties with benjies clutched in my hands and say: `Come fuck me in the VIP`. Pumps always have to be primed, whether it is buying drinks, with pay for conversation or paying for lap dances that I don`t really want.
There are a few clubs in my review list where sex is available 30 sec after I come in the door but that is not as common as you would think. Road warriors like me usually have to spend a few bucks to sell the girl on the deal. Rickdugan has been my professor and mentor in this area. It works, guys, believe me; and in clubs where you might not normally expect OTC to be available.
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12 years ago
I remain the eternal optimist. Even in my beloved lame Alberta clubs a tasty bit of crumpet is occasionally presented to me.
One Alberta club I visit solely for its oil country ambience, the Rig Pig in Nisku. The dancers are usually a sweet group but this club has no lap dances. I just love the club's decor and hanging with the good ol' boys from the patch.
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12 years ago
Never in love with a stripper but certainly in serious lust with two of the delightful creatures in the two years of my hobbying. With another girl I felt guilty about getting her blackballed from Alberta clubs and I cut her a hefty cheque to assuage my guilt but there was no love or even lust involved with that decision.
If it weren't for tuscl's discussions I think I might have been like the guy in rickdugan's story. I entered this hobby at an old age with potloads of cash at my disposal and, initially, I was like a greedy kid in a candy store. Reading a few of the pathetic stories on the discussion board quickly set my head straight.
As for the cases of lust - very expensive for me since the objects of my lascivious desire have both been from the opposite side of the country. I have spent much more on travel expenses for the girls and me than the relative pittances the girls charge me for their services.
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12 years ago
I was 'outed' by one of my own reviews almost two years ago and it was of no consequence to me at the time.
Last autumn I was close to doing a deal with a BIG oil company and then joining its board. I was seriously worried about the deal being queered if my internet persona and SC hobby ever came to light. I almost resigned from tuscl at that time. The deal fell through for different reasons and I am still here, still hobbying when I can.
My sister has thought for 20+ years that I am a POS because of my sexual antics. I disappointed my Mom by not going on to university 45+ years ago; finding out about my SC hobby would mean nothing to her. She is 96 years old and would simply refuse to believe that anything like the SC world even exists on this planet. My brothers are big boys and would just laugh at me and then continue being my brothers. One of my employees caught me on tuscl one day at the exploration camp and soon everybody in camp knew of farmerart and his hobby - no big deal with my employees.
I am still trying to do a deal with a multi-national oil company and if that ever happens I will have to rethink my position, but until that happens I don't give a crap about being 'outed'
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12 years ago
Every single one that I have sampled - no freebies for poor old farmerart.
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12 years ago
Sure hope that trojangreg and I don`t see her/him/it at the 5 in Vancouver after we have pounded back a box of Kokanees!
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12 years ago
Numerous times in SCs I have been gifted with blueballs.
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12 years ago
I fell in love with my Toronto dancer and asked her to marry me. She refused to move out to Alberta so I sold my companies and moved to Toronto, bought her a nice mansion near Casa Loma, furnished the place to her fondest desire, set up accounts for her at Holt Renfrew, summer cabin in Muskoka, anything my beauty wished. I got bored and looked for a job; found my oil patch skills to be useless in the big city; bought a sandwich shop and now spend 16 hours a day making bagels in the AM and subs the rest of the day. I am having a blast with all the sex I could ever want; making about $49 profit each 16 hour day I put in at the shop.
Sweetie will have spent all my dough in about two years. This is so great, why didn't I choose this life style 45 years ago?
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12 years ago
Jeez, motorhead, you like Industrial Strip? I visited that joint a couple of years ago when it figured highly in tuscl`s Top 10. Was I ever disappointed! No booze, lousy stage shows, extortionate cover charge, no kitty play in the back. I hauled my ass over to Arnie`s in Harvey and had a grand time there.
Haven`t trusted tuscl`s Top 10 ever since.
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13 years ago
I was in Williston for a couple of days last September trying to do a deal. I had a single drink in one of the strip clubs and the joint was nowhere near as busy as the video suggests.
It was kind of cool seeing all those Canadian companies down there but also frustrating at the same time. I am crying for rigs for my projects and could dearly use that Ensign rig featured in the video. I hope that girl marries her Calfrac sweetie. Calfrac is my fracing contractor and those guys are squeezing blood out of me so their employees must be making a king's ransom.
I saw many safety violations that would not be allowed on Canadian projects. Little kid in the cab of a vac truck? Give me a break! H2S danger is just too high. Any operator caught in Canada allowing that would lose his insurance in a nanosecond and be out of business 2 nanoseconds later. I saw one roughneck who was lucky to be alive the way he was fooling around with the grapplers. I would have him metres away from the platform, greasing and oiling and cleaning until he had a clue or two about grapplers and chains.
I wish that girl welder well but I don't like her chances. Oil patch welding is one tough gig! In my 45+ years in the patch I have not seen a single female welder. As for the girl emptying septic tanks? If she can drive a multi-axle unit and has the air brake certification she can do much better than that (unless that is her OWN truck that she is driving).
Cool vid for an old oil patch guy like me. shadowcat. Thanks!
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13 years ago
Yup! Short visit for me tonight.
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13 years ago
O.K. I made up the 'leather jacket' part. I went to the club straight from my meetings and was wearing a standard business suit and power tie. The 'tell' was more along the line of shadowcat's quip.
Didn't want to sound like I was bragging.
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13 years ago
None of them did it for me. Cheap visit to Club TUSCL for me.
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13 years ago
I just read more about this topic. Currently in Canada, production cost of one single penny is $0.015! The government loses 50% of the face value of the thing just producing it! There is almost no copper in the current Canadian cent and hasn't been for over 25 years. Pennies produced prior to the mid 80s are salvageable for the copper value; each one containing between 3X and 4X face value according to fluctuating copper prices.
Next on my hit list is the dime. I hate that tiny piece of metal, too!
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13 years ago
I am certainly enjoying the intellectually elevated level of reasoned and thoughtful discussion on this topic.
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13 years ago
Hah! Not one stripper in a gazillion would do this sort of detailed market research surrounding a major sport event.
Other than that, an interesting read with a couple of chuckles in it for me; particularly the two barbed quips directed to the so-called typical Kansas alum.