Tranny Dancers
Tiredtraveler
Solo PL
Now that a Transsexual has entered the Miss Universe contest. Has anyone run into one in a club. I mean with completed surgeries and if so how did you figure it out. I have been in many clubs all over the country and if I have seen one I could not tell. I have seen bad boob jobs and lipo. Just curious as I saw it in an interview about the contest on the news last night. There used to be impersonator clubs in New Orleans (had a client thought it would be funny-NOT)
37 comments
https://www.tuscl.net/stripclub.php?DID=…
Fortunately, it opened after I moved from L.A. I did not have the misfortune, as some have stated in the reviews, of walking into that club and accidentally discovering what it had to offer.
I saw a girl in a club in Lawrence Kansas that looked like a Russian shotputter but the guy sitting next to me swore her D's were real and the plumbing felt real. I refuse to get a dance from a girl bigger than me. She was not fat just 6'3" (without heals) and 200+ lbs. Big Voman-Plow Fields-Drink Wodka. I did not look at her hands! She did not have an Adams Apple.
A better and more reliable tell is the hands. Specifically the relative lengths of ring and index fingers. In males the ring finger is longer than the index (pointer) finger. The opposite is true of females. This difference occurs during development in the uterus and is not something that can realistically be routinely changed surgically (given enough money anything is possible). The reliability for accuracy is quite high:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digit_ratio
Digit ratio distribution
From a study of 136 males and 137 females:
• Males: mean 0.947, standard deviation 0.029.
• Females: mean 0.965, standard deviation 0.026.
Assuming a normal distribution, the 10th and 90thpercentiles for males are 0.910 and 0.984. For females: 0.932 and 0.998.
There is another method relating to male/female fingers that I’ve thus far found to be 100% accurate but it is difficult to explain and I’ve never seen a legitimate study to back up my own findings. If there were such a study I would expect similar results as above. Needless to say there are no absolutes but the ring/index finger method comes fairly close.
Why do I know this shit? Women aren’t just a hobby they are a passion and I’m not going to settle for some cheap knock-off. I always check the details."
DARN! That's MORE than I ever wanted to know about Transsexuals. LOL
She has a monster Adam's Apple, talks like a dude, and has no boobs.
Oh, and she is 6'8" and wears a size 14 shoe. What woman is like that?
On a side note, there was an email kicking around some time ago with pictures of Asian "women". The trick was to pick the real from the male impersonators. Turned out ALL were men. Made me so SICK!!!
Took me a minute to compute (I was a few drinks into my evening), but when I figured it out I freaked. OK, I admit I'm a little homophobic!
It sells a bunch of dances though, it cracks me up every time I see a dude going back there with it. I always wonder if they don't know, don't care, or are into it.
Don't forget, she can dunk, too.
In all seriousness, I did see one once at one of the Des Moines clubs. Something about her just didn't look right. I asked the dancer who was sitting with me if that particular dancer was a tranny. Yes, she was, said the dancer.
The Indy case happened mid-90's. "Shim" was a 5'6"ish Asian/Islander, and amoung the 2-3 hottest dancers in the club. Voice was deeper than average, but not deep enough to set off alarm bells. I didn't catch on until a short time later when I encountered 2 former club dancers at another nearby club who wised me up. I went back later, looking real hard for Adams Apple. I was too stunned to do anything ( confront shim or mgt who hired shim), so I walked out and stopped going to club for a while. Fellow mongers and 2 subsequent dancers reinforced confirmation.
I don't recall name in COI case, but was talked about zbone board. In this case, "shim" looked freaky, and would never have bought dances from "shim" even without the obvious deep voice. This was in nude club (SRI), which happens to be a very dark club. I never saw "shims" stage show, or know if shim ever did a stage show. If one were to "spread it", don't know if there'd be any telltale signs ( have any measurement stats "down there", Che?? ).
The "maybe" case happened in a nude FL club a few years back. Something about a tall black dancer didn't seem quite right ( body proportions- hip, shoulder, hand/wrist,etc.) coupled with unwillingness to spread it on stage aroused suspisions. For those who want more piss in their corn flakes, go to pink site. Some threads have dancers "giggling" about some dudes being "unsuspecting" in some Vegas clubs, etal. Lastly, I read that the incidence of transexualism in males is 1 in 10000. Of those, maybe 10% could pull off passing as a hot female stripper. So, the odds are probably better at getting a sizeable lotto prize.
When she was a teen her wee wee was whacked off and made into a vagina so when she was dancing with me it wouldn't feel wierd. Lol