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12 years ago
You guys never seem to think about the value of time. If a guy like me wants to have an eye-popping experience with a hottie in a club that I will never visit again I am forced to pay up for that experience. If I have to pay $600-$1K for sex during the short time available for my visit I may find it a perfectly reasonable price to pay. My advanced age is also a consideration. I simply don't have as much clubbing time left to me as do you guys in your 20s, 30s, 40s.
In my situation, time is the most valuable commodity I have at my disposal. $$$$$$ are just a means to enable the most efficient use of my time.
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12 years ago
-40C (or F) temps - the Showgirls chain of clubs in Alberta: Edmonton, Grande Prairie, and Fort Mac.
$50 lap dances - No 5 Orange in Vancouver
highest cover charges and drink prices - any club in Sweden
interaction with charming Albanian Mafia - Marseille
guaranteed extras in a church pew - Nikki's Roadhouse outside of Woodstock
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12 years ago
Man, you just have to get a different job!
Move over to my industry - the oil patch. Lots of opportunity to drive the 'big boys toys' that you crave. There is satisfaction when you push earth around or knock down bush with a Cat. Giving a blast on the airhorn as you squeeze by a clueless lolly-gagger on the highway while you are pulling a B-train is a riot imagining the load being deposited in the guy's shorts as you do so.
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12 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Not a problem for me but then, I usually visit a club one time and never return. Even at clubs that I have visited before the intervals between visits are months in duration. At the Vancouver club that I visit yearly I have had eye-popping OTC encounters with three different dancers that I would love to repeat but have never been able to do so because the particular dancers seem to have moved on by the time that I return.
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12 years ago
Wow! A couple of guys in this thread seem to be able to outspend me. I always thought that my $8k evening was tuscl's worst but perhaps there is another contender for that title. And....$150k on one dancer? That beats me all to smithereens.
For those curious comments about the size of my bankroll? Let me tell you that it is shrinking by the second. I have three rigs drilling 24/7 at the moment up here in NWT.
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12 years ago
I just checked your review list and I was impressed to see a Moscow club on your list. If you are confident enough to go to a club in Moscow you must surely have enough confidence to approach a dancer for OTC.
I am a traveling road warrior, and like you, an older guy 'gone to seed'. I am an advocate of the straight forward 'just ask' approach. Don't do it immediately. Buy a few lap dances from the girl or buy her a few drinks and lead the conversation to your direction. If you are handing out $50 certificates as tips I am assuming that you are not a brokeass. Let the girl know that there is money to be made.
I claim no perfect record but I have enough acceptances to be happy with my particular moves.
Good luck.
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12 years ago
@harrydave:
I readily admit to being tuscl's most outrageous PL. The tale of this $750 meal is just one of many many instances that demonstrates exactly how pathetic I can be.
I have shared other meals with dancers since that fiasco at Le Crocodile - bruschetta and pasta in the club or chips and nuts from my hotel room's minibar. I have even shared my own culinary skills with dancers weekending at Rancho farmerart. Sounds like jackslash has learned this lesson also.
Happily, those occasions usually ended with a sweet 'sexual dessert'.
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12 years ago
Yeah, I've been in the Ox. Lots of nat gas in the country around Brooks; I have spent much time in the area. Even stayed in the Ox for one night - bedbugs! Slept in my truck the next night. Only beer in the Ox's tavern back in those years, no strippers.
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12 years ago
You are correct about the nuru massage being messy, georg. There is a parlour in Edmonton that offers it. I had it once and never again, let me tell you! Way too slippery - my dick kept popping out of the girl's pussy.
THAT is frustration!
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12 years ago
I did this once with a Vancouver dancer, took her to Le Crocodile which is an elegant room serving traditional French cuisine with an accompanying excellent wine list, one of Vancouver's finest restaurants. Huge mistake! I had to translate the menu for the girl (not unexpected). I had to explain which piece of cutlery was to be used with which course of the meal. (She had never seen a fish knife.) I had to make suggestions for her palate for each course of the meal. I had to discourage her from ordering a bottle of Mateus Rose as a wine accompaniment.
One upside was the look of pure rapture on her face when she tasted foie gras for the first time in her life. I didn't tell her what it really was; just told her that it was the most tender part of a goose.
The tab for the meal was completely wasted, I didn't even get laid.
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12 years ago
In most clubs in Canada stage tipping just does not happen. For some reason, in my home province of Alberta the loonie/toonie toss is very popular in the clubs. Clubs have change machines to turn $20 bills into loonies to toss at gaping vaginas on stage. The dancers have small magnetic 'vacuums' to pick up all these coins.
To my mind this is a very bizarre sight but there is no denying its popularity both with customers and dancers. Seeing it for the first time might be entertaining for a newcomer to an Alberta club.
@Tiredtraveler: The coin is called the 'loonie' because the bird on the 'tails' side of the coin is the common loon.
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12 years ago
Jeez, juice. Don't you get a prostate exam during your annual physical at the doc's?
I have been enjoying this delightful sensation for 25 years!
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12 years ago
Never been offered to me ITC. OTC at the hotel?.......Many times.
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12 years ago
That is just plain cheerless. In your car? Tres declasse.
I would much prefer the old hard-ass wooden chairs in the Cannonball VIP or the crappy chairs in the old Bogarts Vip.
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12 years ago
That would do it for me also, georg.
My favourite dancer costume is the evening gown accompanied by fuck-me shoes, not the ridiculous stripper platform stilettos. Even a simple little black cocktail dress will get my motor revved up nicely.
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12 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
Interesting question, georg. It gets me to thinking what my hourly wage is from what my company pays me. Considering the number of hours that I work and the poverty pay I receive from the cheapass who runs my company I suspect that my hourly take-home rate would be in the order of $10/hr.
My company is currently very profitable and there is a good dividend stream to the company's shareholders.
Um.......er.......ah.......my company has just a single shareholder.
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12 years ago
You don't fuck around with nat gas.
Of all the weird and wonderful hydrocarbons that I have encountered during my career there is nothing more explosive or volatile than nat gas and its various components. It can even kill you without exploding. Sour gas (nat gas laced with H2S) is lethal.
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12 years ago
Oh man! Threads like this one make me awfully twitchy. I am pretty much parked in the exploration camp until a break at New Year's. The winter drilling season is chugging along famously but........
fap.....fap.....fap......fap......fap
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12 years ago
Just hop across the 49th parallel to any big city in Canada and LE is no problem at all.
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12 years ago
@motorhead,
Are there any SCs in the Napa Valley?
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12 years ago
Good meal at Coliseum in Detroit.
Many lunches at French Maid and Boudoir Rouge in Calgary (close to my company's offices). Good pizza at Boudoir Rouge.
Also many lunches at Rig Pig in Nisku. Pretty good standard pub grub.
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12 years ago
Which wrinkle on your many bellies is the magic slot?
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12 years ago
georg,
I actually prefer bear meat to wild venison. Venison from dear in the bush is foul; the animals eat moss, tree bark, and many other unsavoury foods. Venison from deer on the prairies whose diet is grain and grass is much more palatable. Like you, I have never tasted polar bear meat - I suspect that it would be foul fodder also. The polar bear's diet is almost entirely seal meat and I have tasted seal meat. It is the most disgusting animal protein that I have ever consumed and....it is almost pure BLACK in colour!
All things considered, I will happily stick to my brother's Wagyu rib eyes and filets.
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12 years ago
I tell her that I am a polygamist on the search for wife #5.
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12 years ago
georg, black bear is tasty meat, but bears are not strict carnivores. They are omnivores like us humans. I have never tasted a human rib eye steak or a human filet.