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This is not intended as legal advice and should not be relied on in any situation: It would be very random and would vary based upon the department. If they don't have a search warrant, they can't just "break it down". Generally there is an alarm system of sorts that alerts the masseuse. Once a friend of mine was getting a very satisfying massage at a Asian parlor, and LEOs showed up. The masseuse noted the warning signal and quickly threw on a white "lab" coat, had him turn face down, and draped a towel over him. When the LEOs did come into his room, he just complained about his massage being interrupted and about how that "what was suppose to help relax his sore neck has become a lot less relaxing with you all walking around and asking questions." The LEOs left after about 15 minutes and he got back to his "massage". His "sore neck" was taken very good care of. The best thing to do is not discuss, just do. They know what the tip is for and what the expectations are - and if they don't deliver, never go back. But don't ask "how much for s-- or f-----g or b--- j--, etc. Prostitution involves paying for sex - and to pay for something you have to know the price. If you just tip for the time and enjoy whatever might follow as actions between two consenting adults - you should be good (but occasionally disappointed). I would much rather be stiffed out of a hundred or two instead of getting a criminal record, prostitution charges, and jail time. Once again, this is not intended as legal advice and should not be relied on in any situation. This also is not based upon any actual experiences and any characters referenced in the post should be considered fictional. Good luck out there and be safe. And an appropriate answer to ANY question a LEO asks is "my attorney has advised me not to answer any questions without legal council present, therefore I respectfully decline to answer that question." Be polite, be confident, be respectful, and don;t fucking say anything else.

The typical MP bust goes like this...the vice squad send in a guy undercover to get a massage and is offered extras. They will continue until they either have or have not gotten offers from everyone on the shift plus ideally some statements from the mamasan indicating that they know and are in on the deal. Then they swoop in and arrest everybody. They will question/intimidate the customers who are present hoping to get somebody stupid enough to self-incriminate but in reality they know nothing about the transactions between any other customer and the massage provider. You were just there for the massage, right?

Just hop across the 49th parallel to any big city in Canada and LE is no problem at all.

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That's one BIG F'in hop from S. Florida! :)