Stripper asks if I'm married

26 comments

• harrydave

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  12 years ago

  Happens all the time, whether you wear a ring or not. I chalk it up to idle curiosity. My policy is to be truthful, since it doesn't seem to matter to the girls, and makes me feel better.
• Jackmd

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  12 years ago

  I tell them I'm married. Most tell me it's better because married men are "cleaner"
• zipman68

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  12 years ago

  I also tell 'em I'm married. No benefit to lying in this situation, at least from what I see (I try not to provide sufficient info to identify me and I suspect few strippers are that interested)
• Player11

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  12 years ago

  Since I wear my ring the question hardly comes up. When it does I simply tell them I am married. Frankly, I think they prefer married men as they are more likely to stick around as customers, not likely to be stalkers, etc. Strippers are very understanding about a guy being married. They will ask "How long do you have (like when is the witching hour)" Singles bar gals will get up and leave when a guy says he is married. I prefer strippers.
• rh48hr

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  12 years ago

  I'm not married and I tell them I'm divorced but that I have kids which usually makes for a good conversation piece since most of them have kids too.
• shadowcat

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  12 years ago

  This question has been asked before and although there might be a few with ulterior motives, I think that the majority of it is just making small talk. One of these days I am gonna remember this thread and ask a dancer why she wants to know. LOL.
• motorhead

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  12 years ago

  I'll tell 'em, no I'm not married - but only because gay marriage isn't legal yet in my state. That freaks them out, esp right after FS.
• Estafador

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  12 years ago

  Lol motorhead your a mess. I wonder what would happen if I told them I'm single?
• latinalover69

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  12 years ago

  Since I wear my ring it never comes up in convo. They know what a ring means. Hell, we are their best customers!
• Crookd

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  12 years ago

  @motorhead.... Jajaja ....sounds like the type of crazy shyt I tell them....ima steal that one from you and try it next time...psych'em out...
• vincemichaels

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  12 years ago

  I just tell them no. I don't care.
• jackslash

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  12 years ago

  When a dancer asks if you're married, she is trying to determine if you are marriage material. Take this opportunity to propose.
• rickdugan

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  12 years ago

  "Happens all the time, whether you wear a ring or not. I chalk it up to idle curiosity. My policy is to be truthful, since it doesn't seem to matter to the girls, and makes me feel better." This. I feel exactly the way that harrydave does on this issue. It is no big deal.
• gatorfan

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  12 years ago

  ask her if she was pregnant
• Clubber

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  12 years ago

  As sc mentioned, "asked and answered." That said, I wear my ring and if asked, I answer truthfully.
• harrydave

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  12 years ago

  @gator - yes, that might make for a spirited conversation; and if you survive it, it would be an excellent sign of compatibility. From there, you could ask her when she plans to lose the weight she gained.
• sclvr5005

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  12 years ago

  I'm not married but I get asked if I am all the time. Pretty common strip club question.
• SuperDude

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  12 years ago

  Small talk. Sometimes asked to determine how much fun money you might have spend.
• Player11

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  12 years ago

  Once they ask this question you may ask them what they think about married guys going to SC to gauge their interest, preferences. You could also say "Yes, I am married - what about you?" The ones engaged or married will say "Oh, he doesn't care." or "He just I thinks I do air dances." This was from a gal who was engaged and got married and was an extras girl. I did her otc and itc both before and after she got married. He is now her third husband but I guess he does not mind the extra money she brings in from her hooking (on SA) or she has him so much under control the money goes into some secret SDB or for family expenses.
• deogol

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  12 years ago

  Ah yes, it's "just a job" until some relative comes in...
• lopaw

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  12 years ago

  "I'll tell 'em, no I'm not married - but only because gay marriage isn't legal yet in my state. That freaks them out..... " Funny, but it barely raises an eyebrow when I say it. (you knew that was coming, right motorhead?)
• mrrock

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  12 years ago

  Never been asked in 14 years of clubbing.
• carolynne

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  12 years ago

  mrrock, u must look like a guy no woman would marry. married guys are a lot easier to handle. they don't get all starry-eyed and start stalking you. i also like to ask because if a guy is married i can tease him about it in a fun way, like "what have i got that she hasn't got?" or "what do u come in here for that ur wife won't do?"
• farmerart

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  12 years ago

  I tell her that I am a polygamist on the search for wife #5.
• sharkhunter

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  12 years ago

  I've been asked a gazillion times. I usually say no. One time in a regular bar I lied and said yes because I was getting tired of repeating myself after 5 or 6 no's. She left me alone after that and said she knew it. If I thought some dancers would leave if I said I was married, I'd probably start lying. Usually I tell the truth.
• Estafador

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  12 years ago

  Sharkhunter? Why do they care if your single? Are they trying to jump on your dick for a long term commitment or something?