Sometimes it doesn't pay to be a strip club bouncer

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Shamrock, I always tip my bouncer a Hamilton. He appreciates it and he always takes my side in a dispute.

Make friends with the people working in your favorite local club. You never know when you will need some help when the shit hits the fan.

PS, nice blog.

I don't know. Ricky-boy Dugan doesn't seem to have any notes about OTC or ITC in his reviews. (Despite the fact that he claims that they are exemplarary.) He did mention "greasing a bouncer" in the outhouse, however. So if you're a bouncer at a strip club, might be best to be careful if Ricky-boy shows up on your shift. He may want to take a walk with you to the outhouse.

Man, you just have to get a different job!

Move over to my industry - the oil patch. Lots of opportunity to drive the 'big boys toys' that you crave. There is satisfaction when you push earth around or knock down bush with a Cat. Giving a blast on the airhorn as you squeeze by a clueless lolly-gagger on the highway while you are pulling a B-train is a riot imagining the load being deposited in the guy's shorts as you do so.

Nice! I'll consider that farmerart..

Tried to read on my mobile phone and the colors would not allow reading!