Comments by winorhino

I am headed to ABQ in two weeks. Looks like a good place to avoid.

I am with Troop: I have never brought my wallet into a club. It prevents me from doing stupid things like getting money from their ATMs and it means a stripper is not going to take it.

shower then sleep, and dream of large breasted women.

Well, I use to not do any manscaping until about a year ago when I got on a kick of screwing 20somethings. So, yes I trim and shave down there, and yes, you have to be very careful. I have nicked myself and it's unpleasant.

"company squid car" Is that a Spongebob reference?

Better to have one and not need it than...

I shudder at the thought of a stripper named Wino Rhino.

6. I feel like I should be trying harder.

I am in agreement with most on this posts here: Warn me about the ROB working at a club. I'll have fun figuring out who gives the best mileage on my own.

My guesses. Mean = 2.5 years Median = <1 year Mode = 2 months

I downloaded a couple of clips of her. She is quite enthusiastic.

I was never a fan of the Neil Diamond version but I enjoyed hearing the cover by Type O Negative. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BO9aD4mzSE8

Captain Cream's in Lake Forest, CA has one. Seems like a colossal waste of money.

Okay the review of the Lucky Lady Cabaret is the funniest review I have read on this site. Thanks BaddJack for writing it, and thanks samsung1 for tell us about it.

$5-6K/year

Ecstasy Theater, Santa Ana, CA. Couch dance for $50 a song. Yeah, bring lots of money.

Well if you are taking a train, then you might as well rent a car in LA and drive to COI. Yes, COI is a pit, but you just want to get BJs in a strip club so what do you care what the world outside looks like? You'll get EXACTLY what you want there.

/agree pompatous I just got back from Amsterdam. Nailed a beautiful blonde german girl at a brothel and a big titted romanian girl in the RLD. Just go there. Get out of france if you are not going to screw street hookers.

Good blog, and I am in 100% agreement with his piece regarding disc jockeys. Those fuckers are so goddamn annoying.

fall asleep on that enter key?

First porno mag I ever saw was Penthouse. I thought it was a million times better than Playboy.

At Taboo in Anaheim (southern California) they regularly give away porn DVDs with dance specials and that's not for VIP, just regular LDs. The porn movies are mediocre at best, but I take mine anyway. I have walked out with a stack of DVDs that others have just ignored. Those are sent off to a relative who is too poor to go to SCs.

Ecstasy in southern California only does $50 dances. Those are nude with the customer resting on a couch. No guarantee of additional action.

I was sitting on a bench with a stripper rubbing my crotch, and she's pitching VIP. She then unzipped me, pulled out my schlong and started jacking me off. I am looking across the walkway at a guy who is just staring at what is going on. Along comes the drink girl, getting ready to do her spiel, she sees what's going on, squeezes me, and moves on. That was surreal.

I use to be truthful, telling them that I do autocross, and that led to the questions, what is that, what kind of car do you drive, etc. After that most strippers would immediately suggest VIP. Now, I go with something similar to Dain says, "getting bjs in a sc."