Best West Coast city for an "extra" vacation?
I'm currently living in a suburb just outside of the Seattle area, and with time off between Christmas and New Years', was thinking of a trip down the coast to a city that's nice to visit and especially has a great selection of "extras" clubs, in particular BBBJ. This means either a city with one or two Rick's/Honey's type clubs (Seattle staples for years) where pretty much *everyone* offers high mileage, or a large number of clubs where BBBJ+ is a given with at least some dancers.
Ideally I'll be in clubs each day or night, getting multiple rounds- something not possible here in Seattle since the FBI closed the infamous Colacurcio-owned clubs. Think walking in with a wad of cash discreetly kept on my person, and doing as many rounds as my balls can take before I leave. :)
There's really only a few candidates:
# Vancouver, BC: not many clubs and don't seem to have any mileage. But I guess they have legal brothels and prostitution, and I did use the CarmanFox site last time I visited; seems to be pretty stripper types, but CBJ only and mechanical.
# Seattle: Unless I'm missing it, there are no clubs in my home area with UHM/BBBJ/FS offered any more, except maybe the Sands. If anyone knows differently, let me know. :)
# Portland, OR: Only been there once, but the strip club scene bored me. Tons of them, filled with hot tatted suicide girls, but it's not a scene built around lapdances but around drinking establishments that happen to have naked chicks dancing.
# San Francisco, CA: I've visited SF once but didn't hit more than one club, a brief stop in a DV I think. Pros include that it's also a nice city to visit, easily walkable everywhere for sightseeing, and has quite a few clubs- some of which are famous. Cons are that the highest mileage clubs are apparently either SUPER expensive, or seriously skanky.
# Los Angeles, CA: I'm not really a fan of LA, although my one trip was a nice 3-day weekend in Santa Monica. The high mileage clubs are *way* the hell out in the middle of nowhere/COI, although from reports here and elsewhere, the Hawaii Theater sounds like an experience I should have at least once: future or current porn stars giving BBBJ in the VIP? Yowzah!
# San Diego: I know nothing of San Diego's scene, other than it's a really sunny trip. As a getaway to lie in the sun all day, it might be quite nice, but the point is largely to sit in the sun each day and get my dick sucked several times each night.
# Las Vegas: Not strictly on the coast, and I've been many times, but the street scene isn't really my forte- you see a hot girl in the Bellagio walk by, and then never see her again. Strip club scene is awful- crazy expensive and a rip-off, and "Sin City" inexplicably may have the lowest mileage clubs of any city that I've mentioned. On the other hand, they've apparently been hurting for tourism the last couple of years, so the high-end call girls in the hotels might be reasonably priced these days.
Thoughts? Thanks in advance for your help in planning a BBBJ-tour through a west coast city's strip clubs.
Ideally I'll be in clubs each day or night, getting multiple rounds- something not possible here in Seattle since the FBI closed the infamous Colacurcio-owned clubs. Think walking in with a wad of cash discreetly kept on my person, and doing as many rounds as my balls can take before I leave. :)
There's really only a few candidates:
# Vancouver, BC: not many clubs and don't seem to have any mileage. But I guess they have legal brothels and prostitution, and I did use the CarmanFox site last time I visited; seems to be pretty stripper types, but CBJ only and mechanical.
# Seattle: Unless I'm missing it, there are no clubs in my home area with UHM/BBBJ/FS offered any more, except maybe the Sands. If anyone knows differently, let me know. :)
# Portland, OR: Only been there once, but the strip club scene bored me. Tons of them, filled with hot tatted suicide girls, but it's not a scene built around lapdances but around drinking establishments that happen to have naked chicks dancing.
# San Francisco, CA: I've visited SF once but didn't hit more than one club, a brief stop in a DV I think. Pros include that it's also a nice city to visit, easily walkable everywhere for sightseeing, and has quite a few clubs- some of which are famous. Cons are that the highest mileage clubs are apparently either SUPER expensive, or seriously skanky.
# Los Angeles, CA: I'm not really a fan of LA, although my one trip was a nice 3-day weekend in Santa Monica. The high mileage clubs are *way* the hell out in the middle of nowhere/COI, although from reports here and elsewhere, the Hawaii Theater sounds like an experience I should have at least once: future or current porn stars giving BBBJ in the VIP? Yowzah!
# San Diego: I know nothing of San Diego's scene, other than it's a really sunny trip. As a getaway to lie in the sun all day, it might be quite nice, but the point is largely to sit in the sun each day and get my dick sucked several times each night.
# Las Vegas: Not strictly on the coast, and I've been many times, but the street scene isn't really my forte- you see a hot girl in the Bellagio walk by, and then never see her again. Strip club scene is awful- crazy expensive and a rip-off, and "Sin City" inexplicably may have the lowest mileage clubs of any city that I've mentioned. On the other hand, they've apparently been hurting for tourism the last couple of years, so the high-end call girls in the hotels might be reasonably priced these days.
Thoughts? Thanks in advance for your help in planning a BBBJ-tour through a west coast city's strip clubs.
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But you don't have to get a car. Take the trolley to San Ysidro, walk across, and get a cab. The only potential hitch is that the last trolley north leaves at 12:59 am.
To be clear, I *refuse* to fly outside of an emergency, so the west coast limitation is "where can I go by train", which takes out cities like Detroit or Houston or Tampa, which apparently have these kinds of clubs.
I'd even drop a little more coin for the experience- i.e., if MBOT has *smoking* hotties giving BBBJTC but for 200/250, I'd still consider it because it's a treat to myself: getting ~10 BBBJs from pornstar caliber women over 2-3 days would be a he'll of a vacation and Christmas gift to myself! :)
I'm a little wary of TJ, and of whether BBBJ is offered and if I'd even want it. Maybe it's unjustified, but the whole thing seems sketchy to me, more so than a SF or LA club.
Sounds like San Francisco would be the best place for you to go for ITC BBBJ unless you like hispanic dancers, then Tijuana would be better.
shadowcat & Dougster: yes, it's a protest thing (and BBBJ isn't dangerous, but even if it were it's a free choice danger I undertake as a free individual). Sorry to get all political, but fer chrissakes... I put up with the shoes off bullshit, I even put up with the throwing away my toothpaste. But the pornoscanners and the groping? No, not unless I have to travel for a) a death in the family or b) am absolutely required to fly for business. Otherwise, fuck this stupid country eroding its rights, and fuck the government and the TSA for doing it. It doesn't make us safer, but it makes it easier for us to slip into police-state like behavior. America's not a dictatorship, but if any did decide to flip that switch they'd find the heat was on and the fridge was full.
Someone recently reminded me of this line from the 1990 movie, "Hunt for Red October":
Capt. Vasili Borodin: I will live in Montana. And I will marry a round American woman and raise rabbits, and she will cook them for me. And I will have a pickup truck... maybe even a "recreational vehicle." And drive from state to state. Do they let you do that?
Captain Ramius: I suppose.
Capt. Vasili Borodin: No papers?
Captain Ramius: No papers, state to state.
Capt. Vasili Borodin: Well then, in winter I will live in... Arizona. Actually, I think I will need two wives.
Captain Ramius: Oh, at least.
Hard to believe that 20 years ago we were laughing about how silly Russian restrictions on freedom were.
Otherwise, Art's call on a Vancouver massage parlour sounds like the way to go. Just don't tell the Canadian border guards you got into Mexico on just a driver's license -- my friend did when we were standing at the counter two years ago, drawing a loud reply "This isn't Mexico!" Every Mountie in the office looked up to see who the arrogant Americans were. Thankfully we escaped a full body cavity search.
San Francisco has the clubs but it will cost. A lot. And then there's MBOT where it will cost a lot more than a lot.
Vegas? Sheesh. But if you go to Vegas Rick's, please let us know how it is as we can actually short RICK stock and earn lap dance money.
Portland? I'd interpret Greg Oden taking a shot of himself full nude as a cry for help with regards to PDX strip clubs. 50+ strip joints all featuring low mileage.
Has the former Seattle Rick's (of the Carlucio empire) been converted to a Muslim house of wroship yet? I have a bet riding with a friend thta's what becomes of the place. They'll probably keep the condom machine in the bathroom...
CTQWERTY, I'd consider Detroit (or Houston) for the unbelievable stories, but something like this that you even wrote is what keeps me away:
http://www.tuscl.net/br.php?BID=369
Even though samsung1 chimed in to say "Holly Hood" has not only a super high mileage scene, but some really hot chicks... it sounds like Detroit is increasingly dying as a city, and I just don't see myself going there.
SF or COI sound like the best bets in terms of hotties + BBBJ; the downside to COI/LA is that everything is so spread out, so it'd be a lot of driving around. SF I can see myself having something to do in between long afternoons/nights at the club. I really, truly don't mind spending ~200 or so for a great BBBJ from a smokin' hot girl. I'd rather do that and drop a couple of thou on a hell of a Christmas present to myself, than to end up in some other city and be disappointed with the club scene *and* bored/scared of the city itself. It's, uh, also easier to explain to friends, etc, why I'm taking a trip to SF than it is to explain a trip to Detroit or Houston.
So, with SF as my likely winner, SF veterans: is SFredbook.com the best resource, or here, or what, to find the highest mileage, best times, and best dancers (or more importantly, who to avoid as a ROB)?
In San Francisco I heard from locals when I was down there recently that Mitchell Bros. O'Farrel Theater has anything you want available for a price and they rent "bungalows"= curtained area with a bed and sink. but is very expensive look up on tuscl.
You could always go to Inkster or Southgate MI.
In San Diego, the best clubs are probably out by Miramar, so it's no different. If there's a downtown club worth visiting, I'd love to know right now. I take the train there all the time.
Enjoy and travel safe
Actually, you can get back & forth into Canada (and Mexico) by car, train or boat with just an enhanced U.S. driver's license, which is available in several border states. I still like my old U.S. passport though, complete with no RFID chip, yet.
as long as the club isn't owned by Deja Vu, you will have fun.