I would not put much thought into the question. Just her trying to make small talk...just tell her you like going to strip clubs and move onto the next question...or you could make up something up outlandish hoping she'll laugh and like you...or just tell her straight up you love going to strip clubs for fun and getting sex. hope there will not be any bouncers around to overhear you though lol
If I'm in a club where I can get away with it, I reach over, cup one of her breasts, and whisper in her ear "feel pretty girls tits". It gets a better reaction than if I answer "play golf".
I tell them the truth but always include something sexual; for example, "One of my hobbies is DATY/masturbating together/doing doggie-style in a public place. How about you?"
Good answers. I think I said going to strip clubs one time and the dancer was looking for me to say something else. I guess she just wanted to use small talk to talk about whatever might interest me outside the strip club. I like the one about "I like to feel pretty girls tits." However I'm not sure if that's the best thing to say for someone I just met.
Maybe it's just an east coast question thing. I'm not sure why I keep getting asked that question by so many dancers. Maybe it's because some of the local dancers got tired of asking what do you do for a living when many guys don't want to talk about work.
The answer I use most often to any inquiry of my fun or hobbies is, ride my bike. Now unless she is a complete bonehead, she can tell by my appearance that it isn't a bicycle. This always leads to other questions.
I told a girl I was a hitman once, that got a different expression. Another time I was with a group of guys and we told the dancers we were from the Canadian embassy on a research project, since one of the girls didn't know Canada was a country she asked what state we were from so that joke backfired.
So the answer is make up something dumb and have fun with it. I know one guy who used to pretend he was a multi millionaire and got a lot of free attention once in awhile from the goddiggers of the club.
"was wondering how everybody else answers the question?"
I would just be honest. I usually say that I like to go to eat, watch movies, travel a bit, and play a few sports. I guess one could get pretty snarky with an answer to this kind of dancer question (like in the above comments), but I rarely see the point in doing that myself.
I'm in the "real" response camp. I list a few activities, and then nearly always append some form of "and of course, watch naked women dance." A few years back, a very tattooed and pierced young lady asked that kind of question, and I responded, "I like to tie pretty girls up and make them scream." Things progressed pretty well from that point.
If it seems she's flirting and wondering what's on my mind, I'll give the smart-ass response that indicates I want to have sex with her. Otherwise, I mention my interest in sporting events, music, movies...
The old 'I just got a weekend off from the monastery' line is good for a few laughs. One Halloween I dressed as a priest and went through the Combat Zone. That was good for a free dance at the old Pussycat.
I usually tell them I'm a writer. A lot of strippers actually dream about that, so it holds off the "wanna dance" question for at least five minutes.
I've found that telling them about my other hobby (restoring antique fire trucks) gets a blank stare. I only bring it up if the dancer mentions she has brothers (guys work on cars).
I use to be truthful, telling them that I do autocross, and that led to the questions, what is that, what kind of car do you drive, etc. After that most strippers would immediately suggest VIP.
Now, I go with something similar to Dain says, "getting bjs in a sc."
depending on the dancer a good one word answer is "fuck". sometimes they laugh , other times they just look a you like they did not hear what you said !!
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