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Comments by spudd

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    12 years ago
    sinclair
    Strip Club Nation
    How Close Is The Nearest Club?
    Closest for me is 1.1 miles, 20 min walking. I've never been, based on reviews here. But one day I will try it, probably on of the last nights I'm in the area before I move.
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    12 years ago
    Who makes the rules?
    "I hear my name and no I dont make I break all the rules" - gatorfan Heh, I use the same line whenever I visit a new club: "I'm new here, what are the rules, and can I break them?"
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    12 years ago
    rickdugan
    Verified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
    Philadelphia
    Even though Penthouse Club is topless and serves alcohol, I've seen dancers go bottomless on stage. However, I don't remember them doing it after the raid a few months ago. The only nude, alcoholic I know "in the area" is the new Platinum Plus up north in Allentown..
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    13 years ago
    Crime doesn't pay?
    I've read that inmates can get some action with female guards, because the guards aren't paid well, so this is a great way to make money on the side. The inmates just need someone on the outside to pay the guards.
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    13 years ago
    Cant get attention at Strip Clubs - South FL
    Maybe you're too clean-cut, good-looking, that the girls may think you're vice squad.
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    13 years ago
    chris.s
    Texas
    byob vs clubs that sell alcohol
    Vegas clubs still have the mandatory drinks. Like Riionheart said, I don't mind spending it as cost of business. If you buy the dancer a drink, she is more likely to sit with you longer, let you rub her legs/back (and sometimes kitty). Also, she's more likely to quote her menu price, which is good intel on how far dances will go.
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    13 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Being politically correct in the strip club.
    condoms and no underwear = required dress code
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    13 years ago
    Where to go in New Orleans?
    Visions is where most locals go.
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    13 years ago
    WTF?: "You can play with my kitty, just don't kiss me"?
    On an escort board, the guys would talk about which escorts do DFK. One guy realized this: "When we were in high school, we would talk about girls who only let us kiss them, but not fuck them. Now, we talk about girls who let us fuck them, but not kiss them."
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    13 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Maybe be trouble for Phily clubs.
    Video Report of the bust here: http://www.myfoxphilly.com/dpp/news/local_news/city-strip-club-raided-for-prostitution110511 I was just there on Thursday night. I missed the raid by one night. I didn't see my ATF getting arrested in the video. Reporter says they might be losing their liquor license. I don't think the club will survive without that.
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    13 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    New meaning to the "Mile High Club".
    Reminds me of a porn video of a couple having sex while dangling on a side of mountain.
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    13 years ago
    Holly Madison's 'Peepshow' Payday Latest Sign Burlesque Is Back
    I stopped reading at "semi-nude".
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    13 years ago
    Dancer: "You're the first customer I've gone out with...Please don't murder me.
    My fav waitress/bartender lets me have free drinks, and in return, she fills out my credit card receipt (tips). One time, she tells me, "Just be glad I'm not ripping you." My reply, "Just be glad I'm not raping you." She then gave me the evil eye look, then laughed.
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    13 years ago
    New Orleans
    If you want Dallas-like LD, go to Visions.
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    13 years ago
    Columbo
    Atlanta
    They need to change the name
    I gave my friend a T-shirt with "I heart Intercourse, PA". There's a Flippin Church of Christ in Flippin, Arkansas. There's a hospital in Dallas named for a guy who's last name is Dedman. It's shortened to his initials, RHD Hospital.
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    13 years ago
    Great Moments in Crossing the U.S--Canadian Border
    I drove twice to Toronto, entering from Niagra Falls. 1st time, crossing to Canada, patrol was nosy because I was traveling alone. Lots of questions, but she let me go. On way back, US Patrol was quick, he just asked me to roll down my window to look in the passenger seats. 2nd time, crossing to Canada, patrol let me through immediately. On the way back, I was "randomly picked" for car inspection. The inspection only took 10 minutes, but the whole process took about 30.
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    13 years ago
    Las Vegas Escort Question...
    I guess I did it wrong. Two years ago, I heard about these casino girls. I went to a lot of casino bar areas looking for hot woman sitting alone. I couldn't find any. I decided to go to strip club instead. Next time, I'll try just sitting and drinking alone.
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    13 years ago
    Weirdest Thing You Ever Masurbated To
    For me, it was Denis Austin Workout on PBS. Or the the female meteorologists on The Weather Channel.
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    13 years ago
    Hiding the $$
    My best buddy doesn't do much SC, but he used to have a mistress in the motherland where he travels a lot for business. He would charge the business stuff on his own personal credit card. After he expense the charges and the company gives him the check, he deposited into his own private account. This is his mistress money.
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    13 years ago
    Longball300
    I'll sleep when I'm Dead...😈
    Found a wad......
    I'd sit near the area for about 30 minutes. Anyone (dancer or customer) losing that much would make a stink about it, getting management to help him/her look for it. If there are some commotion, I'd ask about it, and give it back if he/she identifies how the money was wrapped.
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    13 years ago
    Would you visit TUSCL if you owned a Club???
    Everyone of us wants a club with a lot of extras and no interference from owners. But it's a fine line to allow only so much, because getting busted by the cops would really hurt the bottom line. For example, in my fav Philly club (don't know if same one blockbird mentioned), extras can be had easily. Also, it's supposed to be only topless, but you see some girls go all nude when on stage. My ATF says that the cops are being paid off, but even then, the bouncer still occasionally peek into the VIP area, just to keep the girls from being too blatant on the extras. I've also heard the strip club owners in DFW would have a monthly meeting amongst themselves to discuss these matters (ie, how much heat the cops and politicians are planning to apply). It's a nice dream to have, but I do not think I want to be a SC owner, even if I won $100 million in the lottery.
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    13 years ago
    Senator Tom Coburn (R-Okla) Proposes Eliminating the Dollar Bill
    Here's some interesting facts about the current Presidential Dollar coins: - There was a law passed years ago to mint Presidential Dollar coins to drum up interest, just like the States Quarter. - The law also stipulate for every 3 President coin, 1 Sacajawea coin has to be minted. - The dollar coins (all of them) has not been as popular as they thought, so the US Mint spends BILLIONS to store them. - The coins could be bought with a credit card, with free shipping. In essence, you can buy one thousand $1 coins for $1000 on your credit card every 10 days, earning you points or mileage or whatever your favorite Rewards program is. Most of these buyers would in turn deposit back to the bank, taking them out of circulation. The deal made news on Yahoo, NPR, etc., so the Mint just stop taking credit cards this week.
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    13 years ago
    Columbo
    Atlanta
    Interesting Stripper Names
    The Visions club in New Orleans just re-opened. Some parts of the city were still being fixed up. One stripper had the audacity to have the name........ Katrina.
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    13 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Survey" LA has most sex in US
    National average is 120 times a year!?!? I don't think I've reached that in my lifetime of 30+ years.