New Orleans

Sep 29, 2011, 9:58 PM

Okay. I'm a New Orleans veteran of at least 10 years. The restaurants. The hotels. The CBD. The Quarter. The Garden District.

BUT: I've never been to any of the SCs in town. I know. Glaring omission. I've got my 7 stars trip coming up soon for Harrah's and this time, I'm expanding my universe. I have absolutely zero experience with the SCs here.

So here's what I need:

Where to go for the best quality ladies.
How much are the usuals (drinks, LDs) going to cost me?
What are the rules for Louisiana? (I'm a Dallas vet, with some experience in Colorado and up north in the oil fields)
Where are the best, and loosest "slots" to use a familiar casino term?
How much are the UNusuals?

PM me if you don't want to air your laundry on the post itself. Your camaraderie and assistance is greatly appreciated.

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CTQWERTY14 years ago

Nawlins? Book Guy and Sinclair appear to be your local authorities.

My intel's a little dated: I was in junior high when my folks took the family to The French Quarter. About all I remember of the stroll down Bourbon was the strategically placed black rectangles on the advertising posters outside the clubs.

Sowhatt14 years ago

Guy and Sinclair what? You're confusing the hells out of me.

CTQWERTY14 years ago

"Book Guy" and "Sinclair" are TUSCL members who have written several reviews on N.O. clubs.

Sowhatt14 years ago

ah there we go. thanks.

m00tpoint14 years ago

Absolutely, without a doubt the best ladies category goes to the Penthouse Club. Be prepared to drop a major wad of cash there though. Drinks are $7 for a domestic beer to $15 for a cocktail. You can at least get a free pass from their website for admission.

It was difficult to get private dances when we were there because of the Sugar Bowl idiots so we can't share that info. Dances are arranged by speaking with a bouncer or the bartender. (It took us a while to figure that out as it was one of the first clubs we ever visited.)

We have been to several clubs in several areas now and I can tell you that the most phenominal looking women at ANY club we have ever visited were at the Penthouse in NOLA. And I am not just talking one or two or a few. You would be hard-pressed to find any in the club that were not at least an 8 and most 9 or 10's.

mrs m00tpoint

Sowhatt14 years ago

How much are said dances and whats the mileage?

spudd14 years ago

If you want Dallas-like LD, go to Visions.

JackKash14 years ago

I've had some of the best experiences and worst experiences here. I liked the Scores Mansion last time I was there, that was Dec 09, wrote a review. LDs paid for in advance and upstairs. Little pricey. It's all about finding the right girl though. Its never failed when you go for the ones who want to chat you up first. The one's who can't have a conversion are the ones with the terrible dances - but that's pretty general, not just New Orleans. Read the reviews here, I have found them to be a good guide.