Interesting Stripper Names

your post made me think about candy bars as stripper names - some would work (Baby Ruth, Mars, Heath?) but some wouldn't (Milky Way - ugh, Snickers, Twix...)

At least one is VERY insightful - Zero!

In the candy department, I might vote for Good & Plenty. Or maybe Skor?

Apart from that, one of my all-time favorite stripper names is Swallow.

There was a dancer at my club named Reeses at one point. There was a surge of flower names at one point - Daisy (me), Lilli, Rose, Violet... but a lot or girls just make up names that aren't even real words.

BJ

Cricket. Blaze. Shelby. Dream. Cream. Champagne. Chynna (pronounced "Sheena").

Mostly, though, they use an ordinary name that they think sounds exotic, or is maybe taken from a high school rival or head cheerleader.

It's funny when a waitress decides to make real money, and starts dancing. Everybody already knows her real name, so she can't use a stage name.

Another candy name...how about Mounds? (As in Melonie Mounds) :). I think she became a porn star, but used to dance at a club that is local to me years ago.

Gee, you don't taste like Candy. You taste kinda....salty.

This subject also came up recently. For those of you who didn’t catch it, the following link is a list of maybe 1,000 potential dancer stage names. Many are common girls’ names. Others are quite stripper-oriented. Still others are based on the female anatomy, and some of those I can’t imagine ANY dancer choosing as a stage name!

http://zbone.com/whazup/kaylacontest.htm

@ Fenster: Funny you should mention that. One club I used to go to posts a real time roll call for nearly every shift on another web site. Every time this one particular dancer works she is listed as, "Monica-ex waitress." If she actually has a stage name, no one knows it!

I worked with a girl named Vito and another named Nasty.

The most fun we had one night was with a girl who called herself "Trouble"............ get into trouble, gonna find me some trouble, she looks like trouble, blah, blah, blah.......

Sinsation. I think her real initials must have been BJ.

I came a cross a girl named unique but it was spelled different and anther girl called her self prime, that name t me was pretty odd. Mostly arnd my part its been girls sing there actual name, nick names being gived by there family or friends, or sometime a generic girl name. Only the small clubs where I live have stereo type stripper names.

I tire of all the traditional names....Porsche, Ferrari, Mercedes, Desire, Neveah, etc...

I like names that aren't too far out there, yet show some thought. One of my favorites is Pandora. Besides all the stale "box" jokes, recall the mythology:

"The gods granted the woman (Pandora) with many gifts including beauty, charm, cunning, wit, eloquence, deceit, skill, and curiosity."

Then Zeus gave her a box and told her she was never to open it. But Pandora always wondered what was in the box Zeus gave her. Finally she couldn't hold her curiosity down anymore. She opened the box, and from it flew hate, anger, sickness, poverty, and every bad thing in the world.

I love this.

@ overnights: When I went back to this thread a second time, I remembered an exceptionally busty girl in college who had been given a "Mounds (candy bar)" T-shirt as a gag gift. She was playful enough to wear it just once, and I happened to see her the lone day she wore it. Its design was rather simple. It was just a large illustration of the Mounds candy bar as you see it off the shelf, in the wrapper, but strategically placed across the middle of the shirt. On her it must have fallen right across the "nipple line," becaue the lower half of it wasn't really visible. Ah, those were the days!

I didn't get a bj from BJ, but the DJ had a lot of fun with it. I've had a few introduce themselves as Horny "Hi, I'm Horny!" I thought that would make a good stripper name.

There was a dancer, who I assume was Malasian, who called herself Malaise, which was an unfortunate name for her, especially when it was pointed out to her by several people. She changed it later to Asia.

Here are some other names I have heard over the years, some of which have come and gone in popularity others that I have heard only a few times. Names like: Ecstasy, Princess, Titania (for her huge tits), Excite, Davey, Shorty, Rocki (years before pornstar Rocki Roads), Contessa, Pleasure.

I also met one dancer named Bubbly who was a blonde with a bubbly personality, and another with a similar name, Bubblicious, who had the largest pear of tits I have seen on a dancer who wasn't a feature dancer or pornstar. At least I don't think she was a feature or pornstar.

I have heard several named from cities and countries, like Paris, Berlin, Dallas, Memphis and Egypt. I believe I met one dancer named Morocco once, but I am not entirely sure, but leaving it here anyway.

I've had dances from strippers named Alpha and Mo.

Based on the old Frank Sinatra and Billy Joel thing, we need more Frankies and Billies.

Not as unusual as others here, but I liked " China ". Tall, sultry, sexy, and what a lap dance!

All the city/state names are so 2000s: Dakota, Carolina, Jersey, Paris, Brooklyn, Cheyenne, Dallas, etc.

I have most recently noticed dancers taking Celebrity and musician names like: Rhianna, Kesha, Hanna, Halle, Madonna, Eminem (I said the same thing), Mariska, Nikita, Elle, Jada, Reese.

Names are too difficult stick to numbers

There are of course the obvious. And I always encourage my local lower-class White moron neighbors to name their daughters variations of them in the hopes of forever populating the world with nubile viable slackers who need to grind their tits on my moustache for a low low fee: Sierra, Destiny, Paris, Chocolate, Spring, Cinnamon, Peaches ... oh Christ can't you just hear the priest at the baptism: "And now I bring unto Our Lord the child Porsche Moonbeam Smith, daughter of Destiny (also dances as Lily, real name Jennypher) McWilliams and a man known as Stank or Stinky. May little Porsche (alternate dancer-name Bubbles) grow and prosper, may she never slip from the stripper-pole of life, may her platform heels reach all the way down to the ground, may her breasts defy gravity well into her late twenties, may her deepthroat encompass all lengths and girths presented to her. Amen."

Some out-of-the-ordinary names I've encountered over the years: Thumper, Chrome, Slicker, Manner, Hampton Rhodes (where she went to high school), Georginia (a combination of her father's and mother's home states, Georgia and Virginia, so she claimed), Suction, Imotion ("eye motion"), Peenee (Peenie?), Dartha, Lambchop, Malade Right (get it, maladroit, get it, har har ...), Marmalady (marmalade + lady) ...

I'd take Suction for a round or two in the VIP

I would like to come across a Thumper. Reminds me of the old Bond flick.

Magnum- I had a favorite named Trouble at my favorite club. She was my first fave who regularly let me DATY. It was better that she call herself Trouble than her real name, Josephine.

"Thumper" reminds me of Disney's Bambi. My favorite stripper name is Jasmine. The first dancer I met with that name used something that smelled faintly of jasmine, and on her it was great.

i knew a thumper, a petite 41 yr old milf that was hotter than many of the dancers half her age in the club that she danced at.

One of my favorites used Peebles because she resembled Bam Bam's girl fried. Stupid bitch changed it to Alice.

gmd,

I vm and I know a Jasmine, but that is her real name, not the club name.

I always get a kick out of dancers who introduce themselves and then tell me how to spell their name. It isn't a real name, how often do they need to spell it? On the other hand, it is a good conversation starter.

Her: "Hi, my name is Cat."

Me: "Is that with a C or a K?"

That usually brings a laugh and the obvious confession that it is nor her real name. Sometimes followed by their real name. Sometimes they have to think awhile before they can answer, like they never thought about it. And others answer right away, like it is a fact. Must be an interesting psychological study there.

It is also interesting to ask a dancer the origin of her name if it is not obvious. There is almost always an interesting story there. Some are obvious and others not. Almost all of the names dancers use aspire to things the dancer are not.

There are other odd things about names in strip clubes. No two dancers at a club have the same name. That is certainly not possible in real life. But strip clubs are not real life. And there appears to be a grace period between the time one dancer quits and when another dancer can use the same name.

Dancer names follow popular trends. Remember when every club had a Xena? Not so much any more.

Right now, I get dances from a dancer with a name that sounds like Iris-San or Irissen. I am not sure of the origin, I have heard of Iris, but adding the suffix is a bit unusual. When I get time, I need to ask.

I have actually been to a few large clubs where they have a couple of dancers on shift with the same name. They usually designate with an initial after.

Clubs do not like dancers with the same name. I used to have a fave named Sammy Jo, and the only reason for the Jo is that they already had a Sammy on the day she started, so she had to come up with something else, and thus she added the Jo. The amazing thing about that is she kept it after Sammy was gone and at other clubs I saw her at when there were no other Sammy's there.

I don't know that there is a grace period for dancers using the same name at my favorite club. They used to have a "dueling Carmen" situation where there were two women named Carmen. One week, Carmen would be black and the next there would be a Latina Carmen while black Carmen was a different name. I believe the rule was whoever showed up first got to be Carmen. It would go back and forth each visit, but then the black Carmen left for good, which ended up for the better since I liked Latina Carmen infinitely better.

Yeah at my favorite club it is also who signs in first. There has been a couple of fuck ups that resulted in 2 with the same name at the same time. The DJ didn't know who to announce on stage, etc.

The Visions club in New Orleans just re-opened. Some parts of the city were still being fixed up. One stripper had the audacity to have the name........ Katrina.

If a dancer's stage name has already been taken, I've seen dancers add a second name to differentiate themselves.

Apparently either "-lynn" (as in Christi-Lynn) or "-lee" (as in Tiffany-Lee) can be added to virtually any dancer name.

"I have actually been to a few large clubs where they have a couple of dancers on shift with the same name"

If anyone is familiar with the Hip Hugger is Kokomo, IN (why it's a top 10 club, still baffles me) you are probably familiar with some of their unusual policies. Basically, anyone can show up and work (it's like amateur night everyday) - there are no rules (except that you have to be white, but that's anther story). Anyway, I digress. I was there one night and personally danced with 4 different girls name "Amber".

Sometimes the names just don't match up. Met a girl one time named Asia who was not asian and sounded more like a New Yorker.

Yeah Columbo. Like the one I saw last Friday. Petite was anything but petite.

Why would she do that to herself? Clearly she should have called herself Smarty.