Comments by Pablo Antonio (page 16)

Well Dave, if you even have to ask this question, you need more education about dancers. 1. Dancers for the most part want to remain anonymous. This is why they use pseudonyms and have fake names on their licenses. Stripclubs are considered Sexually Oriented Businesses, and dancers are subject to unfavorable public opinion. After all you don't want your Priest to know you're a stripper. So they want to keep it quiet. 2. Contrary to your idea of dancers wanting more business and only being whores for rent, they pick the customers the want to dance for. They decide whether you get a dance or not. 3. Believe it or not, dancers don't do favors for anybody and everybody. A dancer who would give me full service, may not even dance for you. And vice versa. 4. Naming dancers in reviews exposes them to possible retaliation from the club and police. Besides possible illegal activities, they may be breaking club rules by sucking your cock. So do you really want us to name dancers and bring the heat down on them and possibly the club? Think about it.

Southernboy: With Juice's drug habits, psychological problems, his sexual deviant behavior, high cholesterol diet, weighing 325 lbs and brilliant mental capacity; I suprised Juice hasn't simply disappeared, never to be heard from again. That being said, your story isn't nearly as funny as the JUICE'S and; Only JUICE'S dick could fill the hole in an onion ring. Read and Learn from the JUICE MASTER, little grasshopper.

Most boyfriends or husbands fall into one of three categories: 1. The Clueless. Yes, there are those dumbass trusting souls who have no idea that their stripper "wife" is really a slut in the club. Do what you want with this guys girl, hell spend the night with your fav and he will believe she pulled a double shift. What an idiot. 2. The User. This is the typical loser, pimp of a boyfriend/husband who happily whores out his "girl" as a dancer. For him, his girl is just a another source of sex and money. Don't cross this guys hoe and everything should be ok. 3. The Bad-Ass. These bad-ass boys usually have jobs. They are sometimes ex-military, sometimes ultimate fighters, and they usually keep a military haircut or shave their head. They know their wife/girlfriend is a stripper and they know she has sex with customers, they just don't give a fuck as long as their girl comes home at the end of the shift. To them, their girl is a trophy. Don't get caught OTC banging their girl unless you want the fight of your life.

No, the reviews when averaged are pretty accurate. I think its funny Bjag, that you swear your reviews are the truth, but don't believe anyone else when they write a review. All reviews are the opinion of the writer and a good writer will describe his/her experience. Sometimes a club is hot, sometimes the same club has an off night. Where else short of an actual visit will you get this kind of pre-op intelligence?

Are we going to wear name tags? What about the assholes and trolls who constantly criticize and belittle other members of this forum? Can you guarantee their safety and behavior? I would love to go.

In Texas, Spanish always comes in handy because as others have noted, many Latinas immigrate here from Mexico and Central/South America. Spanish has always given me a slight advantage in these situations. However, money is always the universal language.

As Dolfan said, there is no correlation between good looking girls and whether they have sex other than beautiful women get asked more often.

Kansas dancers will regret that they are employees. They will make much less money.

A DJ is necessary because somebody has to line up the music, Spanish for latinas, Rock & Roll for some girls, Country for country girls, Soul/Rap for black girls, well you get the idea. The DJ also schedules the lineup. Which girls are doing stage rotations, which girls have checked in, which girls have checked out, etc. DJs also watch the customers, the girls, they watch for disorderly conduct, fights and very drunk patrons. DJs sound warnings and summon waitresses and managers when necessary. I guess the job doesn't pay much, and I think most of their pay comes from tips. The DJs I know don't get free drinks and they only occasionally get pussy from dancers. So, yea, other than seeing beautiful girls in various stages of undress, the job sucks.

Dancers are the last people I would ask for information on clubs. And none of them are going post any usable pictures. Why don't you research reviews on the Club page for particular cities?

When the economy tanks in the next 2 years, I predict dancers will offer extras at $100 (in today's money) and be glad to get it.

It takes a very special connection to have anal sex. I wouldn't do it with a random dancer.

Shadowcat, you lucky bastard. Why doesn't this happen to me?

Do you guys realize that our beloved JUICE lost $5000 on this game? Do you know how much clubbing JUICE could do with that money? How many girls will miss the pleasure of JUICE cuming so deep inside of them? Now its gone, and I am crying for JUICE. JUICE, I will call a favorite this week and if she gives me some, I will dedicate it to you.

If your manhood was ripped off, you would be dickless. Better consult a plastic surgeon. Juice writes better poetry, you should bow down to the master.

Rose: To be 27 years old and having danced for 4 years, you don't seem to have any worldly experience. Which leads me to believe that you are really 16 and have never been kissed. The stripclub business is immoral, I don't know what you do in the UK, but Mexican girls do it better.

Poor Funk, you are thinking with your dick instead of your brain. Wake up dude, I hate to burst your bubble, this being your first girlfriend and all, but there is no such thing as a loyal stripper. Tell her when she is serious about quitting the stripclub life, then you will marry her. Unless of course you want to play the role of pimping your "wife" cause she's gonna get laid by other guys.

Shocker, this is not a dating site. This is a discussion board. Look at Craig's List or Backpage if you want a date. We like women strippers, very few if any guys are gay here. If you have something to contribute, then please discuss it, otherwise, nobody wants to read silly posts which don't mean anything. We already have enough trolls and assholes here.

I think she only wants your money Mr. Gawker. The end of your relationship is near.

Stanlee, PL means "Pretty Long". Many of our TUSCL members like Clubber, Vincemichaels, 10inches, Ranukam, and Estafador are supposedly hung like horses. So they are pretty long. When you see this term used it means a guy with more dick than you. This is why PL's usually get the best girls in the club. Me, I'm almost big enough to be a PL, but not quite.

Farmerart is our Canadian expert. I would ask him also.

I was in a club once, and saw this beautiful Irish girl, red hair, freckles and all. (my apologies to Alucard). Well anyway, from a distance she looked very pretty, slim with perky titties, pink areolas and nipples. "Wow" I thought, " this girl is nice, I want a dance." Finally I was able to get my dance with Miss Ireland. It was like touching a marshmallow. I was so disappointed. I got my one dance and politely told her I had to leave when she asked if I wanted another. I suppose she was a Skinny-Fat.

Juice, the craziest son-of-a-bitch on TUSCL, is making this story up from his sick, fertile imagination. What girl wants a cucumber up her ass? Juice, you are the greatest. Who can equal your sick perverted stories? You should write a book.

Once I get past a woman's tits and ass upon seeing her for the first time, then I notice her face. But a beautiful face only means a woman is physically beautiful.

$800 would purchase a beautiful night of sex with a fav.