cucumbers ?

You take vegetables to the strip club?

never have

A guy walks into the doctor's office. There is a banana stuck in one of his ears, a cucumber in the other ear, and a carrot stuck in one nostril.

The man says, "Doc, this is terrible. What's wrong with me?"

The doctor says, "Well, first of all, you need to eat more sensibly."

Juiceman, you mean you're just now trying this? What took so long man?

Get the garden ready for a ready supply.

O take a whole bag of cucumbers to the club every time. All them girls want to show me how they eat them

Lol....you guys are just to much ;).....lmfao

Amazingly Juice, that's another thing I've never done!

I hope it wasn't in the salad later.

Were you fucking her in the fridge? I had my girl on the kitchen table before, but not in the fridge. Maybe Juice is challenging me to expand my horizons

Is that where they got the term tossing your salad?

Juice, the craziest son-of-a-bitch on TUSCL, is making this story up from his sick, fertile imagination.

What girl wants a cucumber up her ass?

Juice, you are the greatest. Who can equal your sick perverted stories? You should write a book.

One time while traveling NGO on business my ATF sent me the picture in my profile. She said it was very slow at the club so the girls were taking pictures of each other in the dressing room. After this picture some of the others handcuffed her in a chair; inserted a zucchini in her pussy, and took her picture. I've seen it, but she won't give me a copy. She said it was a nice change from my little thing.

In a dark setting, I came close to sticking something in the wrong hole. She screamed WRONG HOLE! WRONG HOLE! I guess the trick is not to use a watermelon only cucumbers. I may have to pick up some more gardening tips from juice man.

I'll try to remember always ask juice man when it comes to juicy fruits gardening tips.

Juice, that was one of the funniest posts I have ever read on here.

Thank everybody and as always gods bless......love your juiceman........juic crew

What's your favorite way to make cucumber salad?

It my family it was always vinegar, sugar and onions

But some people like it made with sour cream and dill.

I like the sweet vinegar recipe

No Eggplants work better

Cucumbers ... they're not just for salads anymore.

Pabloantonio has been gone for a while...

classic

This was one funny ass thread!

I had a g/f who used vegetables on both her holes...and that was nothing compared to some of the stuff she was in to. We're no longer intimate but we remain friends. Problem is, every lover since her is rather boring in comparison.

This truely is a classic thread in the legend of da juice mane