cucumbers ?

24 comments

• jackslash

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  12 years ago

  You take vegetables to the strip club?
• bang69

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  12 years ago

  never have
• motorhead

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  12 years ago

  A guy walks into the doctor's office. There is a banana stuck in one of his ears, a cucumber in the other ear, and a carrot stuck in one nostril.
  
  The man says, "Doc, this is terrible. What's wrong with me?"
  
  The doctor says, "Well, first of all, you need to eat more sensibly."
• Corvus

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  12 years ago

  Juiceman, you mean you're just now trying this? What took so long man?
  
  Get the garden ready for a ready supply.
• crazyjoe

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  12 years ago

  O take a whole bag of cucumbers to the club every time. All them girls want to show me how they eat them
• JuiceBox69

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  12 years ago

  Lol....you guys are just to much ;).....lmfao
• mikeya02

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  12 years ago

  Amazingly Juice, that's another thing I've never done!
• vincemichaels

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  12 years ago

  I hope it wasn't in the salad later.
• goodsouthernboy

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  12 years ago

  Were you fucking her in the fridge? I had my girl on the kitchen table before, but not in the fridge. Maybe Juice is challenging me to expand my horizons
• crazyjoe

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  12 years ago

  Is that where they got the term tossing your salad?
• pabloantonio

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  12 years ago

  Juice, the craziest son-of-a-bitch on TUSCL, is making this story up from his sick, fertile imagination.
  
  What girl wants a cucumber up her ass?
  
  Juice, you are the greatest. Who can equal your sick perverted stories? You should write a book.
• gawker

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  12 years ago

  One time while traveling
  NGO on business my ATF sent me the picture in my profile. She said it was very slow at the club so the girls were taking pictures of each other in the dressing room. After this picture some of the others handcuffed her in a chair; inserted a zucchini in her pussy, and took her picture. I've seen it, but she won't give me a copy. She said it was a nice change from my little thing.
• sharkhunter

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  12 years ago

  In a dark setting, I came close to sticking something in the wrong hole. She screamed WRONG HOLE! WRONG HOLE! I guess the trick is not to use a watermelon only cucumbers. I may have to pick up some more gardening tips from juice man.
  
  I'll try to remember always ask juice man when it comes to juicy fruits gardening tips.
• WOODDR2

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  12 years ago

  Juice, that was one of the funniest posts I have ever read on here.
• JuiceBox69

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  12 years ago

  Thank everybody and as always gods bless......love your juiceman........juic crew
• motorhead

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  12 years ago

  What's your favorite way to make cucumber salad?
  
  It my family it was always vinegar, sugar and onions
  
  But some people like it made with sour cream and dill.
  
  I like the sweet vinegar recipe
• gatorfan

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  12 years ago

  No Eggplants work better
• rh48hr

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  12 years ago

  Cucumbers ... they're not just for salads anymore.
• 23cambyman

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  10 years ago

  Pabloantonio has been gone for a while...
• Jugo

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  10 years ago

  classic
• crazyjoe

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  9 years ago

  This was one funny ass thread!
• rockstar666

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  9 years ago

  I had a g/f who used vegetables on both her holes...and that was nothing compared to some of the stuff she was in to. We're no longer intimate but we remain friends. Problem is, every lover since her is rather boring in comparison.
• just_the_nuts

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  9 years ago

  This truely is a classic thread in the legend of da juice mane
• just_the_nuts

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  9 years ago

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