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15 comments

• shadowcat

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  11 years ago

  I used to smoke a cigarette but I gave up smoking 5 months ago. So now I eat some candy.
• JacksonEsskay

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  11 years ago

  Sleep . . .
• goodsouthernboy

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  11 years ago

  I quit with cigarettes but would love a big cigar right now...
• jester214

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  11 years ago

  If it wasn't cold and raining I'd go smoke a Habano in your honor.
• lopaw

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  11 years ago

  "What do y'all want after you do it?" Pay her what I owe her and get out of the Motel 6.
• crazyjoe

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  11 years ago

  Southern boy like the new avatar
• pabloantonio

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  11 years ago

  Southernboy: With Juice's drug habits, psychological problems, his sexual deviant behavior, high cholesterol diet, weighing 325 lbs and brilliant mental capacity; I suprised Juice hasn't simply disappeared, never to be heard from again. That being said, your story isn't nearly as funny as the JUICE'S and; Only JUICE'S dick could fill the hole in an onion ring. Read and Learn from the JUICE MASTER, little grasshopper.
• Alucard

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  11 years ago

  Cuddling.
• girlmoneys

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  11 years ago

  Juice's bookie caught him trying to leave town after that Super Bowl bet and now his ass is the onion ring!
• zipman68

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  11 years ago

  Thanks goodsouthdude for stepping up and trying to bring some o' the inspired Juice insanity to the boards during el juice-bo's unexplained absence. I like the onion ring start, but we need to go somewhere inspired from there. Let's see... So...I showed up [view link] after ordeRing delivery rings o' da XXXtra kris-pay kind. I get that shizzle DELIVERED to da klub cause dat be da way I Roll dawgs. You ever get delivree food at the club my brothahs? Good stuff, espeskially if ya ask the delivery girl to show up Nekkid wit some xxxtra hot too-bas-koh sause and a shitload o miracle whip. Ring delivry girl was fuckin hawt soi face fucked her stageside while shoving a krispee Colonel drumstick up her ass. When I came was fucking.intense. Has that happened to you? Oh, and after I blew my load on the delivery girl's mouth...WE CUDDLED
• gatorfan

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  11 years ago

  Snow drift
• sharkhunter

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  11 years ago

  I remembered someone ordering pizza from Domino's and it was delivered to our table in the club.
• sharkhunter

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  11 years ago

  I remember a dancer wanted to go to sleep so I did too. Other times I just left or went to sleep depending upon where I was. I remember drinking some beer. beer can make me hungry by itself.
• carolynne

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  11 years ago

  usually i have to reach for my vibrator so i can be reminded what a real dick feels like
• goodsouthernboy

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  11 years ago

  @crazyjoe, thanks, it's available on a T-shirts at roadkill. [view link] Thanks for the thought anyway Jester! Lopaw cracked me up and gets the response of the thread award! Congrats, I know you're touched right?