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Ok, this is a complete Juice comment tht I wouldn't normally bother y'all with, but I haven't seen Juice on here in the past couple of days, and I'm half drink and don't give a shit so here it goes...

I just got finished having my girlfriend from behind and now I'm craving some onion rings!!! What do y'all want after you do it?

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shadowcat

I used to smoke a cigarette but I gave up smoking 5 months ago. So now I eat some candy.

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JacksonEsskay

Sleep . . .

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goodsouthernboy

I quit with cigarettes but would love a big cigar right now...

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jester214

If it wasn't cold and raining I'd go smoke a Habano in your honor.

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lopaw

"What do y'all want after you do it?"

Pay her what I owe her and get out of the Motel 6.

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crazyjoe

Southern boy like the new avatar

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Pablo Antonio

Southernboy:

With Juice's drug habits, psychological problems, his sexual deviant behavior, high cholesterol diet, weighing 325 lbs and brilliant mental capacity;

I suprised Juice hasn't simply disappeared, never to be heard from again.
That being said, your story isn't nearly as funny as the JUICE'S and;

Only JUICE'S dick could fill the hole in an onion ring.

Read and Learn from the JUICE MASTER, little grasshopper.

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Alucard

Cuddling.

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girlmoneys

Juice's bookie caught him trying to leave town after that Super Bowl bet and now his ass is the onion ring!

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zipman68

Thanks goodsouthdude for stepping up and trying to bring some o' the inspired Juice insanity to the boards during el juice-bo's unexplained absence.

I like the onion ring start, but we need to go somewhere inspired from there. Let's see...

So...I showed up at.da.club after ordeRing delivery rings o' da XXXtra kris-pay kind. I get that shizzle DELIVERED to da klub cause dat be da way I Roll dawgs. You ever get delivree food at the club my brothahs? Good stuff, espeskially if ya ask the delivery girl to show up Nekkid wit some xxxtra hot too-bas-koh sause and a shitload o miracle whip.

Ring delivry girl was fuckin hawt soi face fucked her stageside while shoving a krispee Colonel drumstick up her ass. When I came was fucking.intense. Has that happened to you?

Oh, and after I blew my load on the delivery girl's mouth...WE CUDDLED

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gatorfan

Snow drift

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sharkhunter

I remembered someone ordering pizza from Domino's and it was delivered to our table in the club.

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sharkhunter

I remember a dancer wanted to go to sleep so I did too. Other times I just left or went to sleep depending upon where I was. I remember drinking some beer. beer can make me hungry by itself.

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carolynne

usually i have to reach for my vibrator so i can be reminded what a real dick feels like

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goodsouthernboy

@crazyjoe, thanks, it's available on a T-shirts at roadkill. roadkilltshirts.com

Thanks for the thought anyway Jester!

Lopaw cracked me up and gets the response of the thread award! Congrats, I know you're touched right?

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