Ok, this is a complete Juice comment tht I wouldn't normally bother y'all with, but I haven't seen Juice on here in the past couple of days, and I'm half drink and don't give a shit so here it goes...
I just got finished having my girlfriend from behind and now I'm craving some onion rings!!! What do y'all want after you do it?
I used to smoke a cigarette but I gave up smoking 5 months ago. So now I eat some candy.
Sleep . . .
I quit with cigarettes but would love a big cigar right now...
If it wasn't cold and raining I'd go smoke a Habano in your honor.
"What do y'all want after you do it?"
Pay her what I owe her and get out of the Motel 6.
Southern boy like the new avatar
Southernboy:
With Juice's drug habits, psychological problems, his sexual deviant behavior, high cholesterol diet, weighing 325 lbs and brilliant mental capacity;
I suprised Juice hasn't simply disappeared, never to be heard from again.
That being said, your story isn't nearly as funny as the JUICE'S and;
Only JUICE'S dick could fill the hole in an onion ring.
Read and Learn from the JUICE MASTER, little grasshopper.
Cuddling.
Juice's bookie caught him trying to leave town after that Super Bowl bet and now his ass is the onion ring!
Thanks goodsouthdude for stepping up and trying to bring some o' the inspired Juice insanity to the boards during el juice-bo's unexplained absence.
I like the onion ring start, but we need to go somewhere inspired from there. Let's see...
So...I showed up at.da.club after ordeRing delivery rings o' da XXXtra kris-pay kind. I get that shizzle DELIVERED to da klub cause dat be da way I Roll dawgs. You ever get delivree food at the club my brothahs? Good stuff, espeskially if ya ask the delivery girl to show up Nekkid wit some xxxtra hot too-bas-koh sause and a shitload o miracle whip.
Ring delivry girl was fuckin hawt soi face fucked her stageside while shoving a krispee Colonel drumstick up her ass. When I came was fucking.intense. Has that happened to you?
Oh, and after I blew my load on the delivery girl's mouth...WE CUDDLED
Snow drift
I remembered someone ordering pizza from Domino's and it was delivered to our table in the club.
I remember a dancer wanted to go to sleep so I did too. Other times I just left or went to sleep depending upon where I was. I remember drinking some beer. beer can make me hungry by itself.
usually i have to reach for my vibrator so i can be reminded what a real dick feels like
@crazyjoe, thanks, it's available on a T-shirts at roadkill. roadkilltshirts.com
Thanks for the thought anyway Jester!
Lopaw cracked me up and gets the response of the thread award! Congrats, I know you're touched right?
