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shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
Today I wore a T-shirt to the club that read "Blow job. The only job I will ever love". This spinner jumped in my lap, pointed at my T-shirt and said $150. SOLD! and I don't mean the shirt. :)

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Pablo Antonio
12 years ago
Shadowcat, you lucky bastard.

Why doesn't this happen to me?
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rh48hr
12 years ago
That's why shadow is the master.
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JuiceBox69
12 years ago
It's all about the shirt....juice crew tees
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gatorfan
12 years ago
Next time wear a t-shirt- New job no wife and a rich life

see what happens
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zipman68
12 years ago
Damn, I've never gotten a good response when I wear my "I dig ATM machines...but not the kind run by a bank!" T-shirt.

What do my fellow pervos think? Too subtle?

Potential modifications:
1. Third line "and I'm willing to pay for the privilege of using one!"
2. Cartoon of a girl getting assfucked then sucking dick.

Which one sounds better?
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Estafador
12 years ago
Far too subtle. I am pretty sure all sttrippers don't take the time to understand the definitions we use here on tuscl
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Clubber
12 years ago
Esta,

"ATM" isn't exclusive to TUSCL.


zip,

Go with # 1.
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Clubber
12 years ago
sc,

I wonder if the whippersnappers here could get away with that? I know they could wear the shirt, but I just don't think the dancer reaction would be that same as when we old farts might wear that shirt.
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Estafador
12 years ago
well we're young and us wearing a pervy shirt like that wouldn't be a good luck for us; it might be a bad form of peacocking since a lot of us already showoff in the club like we're the shit. That and we may come off as geeky basement freaks. Old farts are old have money and have trouble getting it up, so it might just seem so cute. Besides your usually garunteed to have money unlike a young white boy.
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staxwell
12 years ago
Where would one find these...shirts?
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deogol
12 years ago
"Next time wear a t-shirt- New job no wife and a rich life

see what happens"

She'll ask for a loan!
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mrrock
12 years ago
That just made me LMFAO!
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