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shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
Today I wore a T-shirt to the club that read "Blow job. The only job I will ever love". This spinner jumped in my lap, pointed at my T-shirt and said $150. SOLD! and I don't mean the shirt. :)

13 comments

  • pabloantonio
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    12 years ago
    Shadowcat, you lucky bastard.

    Why doesn't this happen to me?
  • rh48hr
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    12 years ago
    That's why shadow is the master.
  • JuiceBox69
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    12 years ago
    It's all about the shirt....juice crew tees
  • gatorfan
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    12 years ago
    Next time wear a t-shirt- New job no wife and a rich life

    see what happens
  • zipman68
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    12 years ago
    Damn, I've never gotten a good response when I wear my "I dig ATM machines...but not the kind run by a bank!" T-shirt.

    What do my fellow pervos think? Too subtle?

    Potential modifications:
    1. Third line "and I'm willing to pay for the privilege of using one!"
    2. Cartoon of a girl getting assfucked then sucking dick.

    Which one sounds better?
  • Estafador
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    12 years ago
    Far too subtle. I am pretty sure all sttrippers don't take the time to understand the definitions we use here on tuscl
  • Clubber
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    12 years ago
    Esta,

    "ATM" isn't exclusive to TUSCL.


    zip,

    Go with # 1.
  • Clubber
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    12 years ago
    sc,

    I wonder if the whippersnappers here could get away with that? I know they could wear the shirt, but I just don't think the dancer reaction would be that same as when we old farts might wear that shirt.
  • Estafador
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    12 years ago
    well we're young and us wearing a pervy shirt like that wouldn't be a good luck for us; it might be a bad form of peacocking since a lot of us already showoff in the club like we're the shit. That and we may come off as geeky basement freaks. Old farts are old have money and have trouble getting it up, so it might just seem so cute. Besides your usually garunteed to have money unlike a young white boy.
  • staxwell
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    12 years ago
    Where would one find these...shirts?
  • shadowcat
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    12 years ago
  • deogol
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    12 years ago
    "Next time wear a t-shirt- New job no wife and a rich life

    see what happens"

    She'll ask for a loan!
  • mrrock
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    12 years ago
    That just made me LMFAO!
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