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Shadowcat, you lucky bastard.

Why doesn't this happen to me?

That's why shadow is the master.

It's all about the shirt....juice crew tees

Next time wear a t-shirt- New job no wife and a rich life

see what happens

Damn, I've never gotten a good response when I wear my "I dig ATM machines...but not the kind run by a bank!" T-shirt.

What do my fellow pervos think? Too subtle?

Potential modifications:

1. Third line "and I'm willing to pay for the privilege of using one!"
2. Cartoon of a girl getting assfucked then sucking dick.

Which one sounds better?

Far too subtle. I am pretty sure all sttrippers don't take the time to understand the definitions we use here on tuscl

Esta,

"ATM" isn't exclusive to TUSCL.

zip,

Go with # 1.

sc,

I wonder if the whippersnappers here could get away with that? I know they could wear the shirt, but I just don't think the dancer reaction would be that same as when we old farts might wear that shirt.

well we're young and us wearing a pervy shirt like that wouldn't be a good luck for us; it might be a bad form of peacocking since a lot of us already showoff in the club like we're the shit. That and we may come off as geeky basement freaks. Old farts are old have money and have trouble getting it up, so it might just seem so cute. Besides your usually garunteed to have money unlike a young white boy.

Where would one find these...shirts?

roadkilltshirts.com

"Next time wear a t-shirt- New job no wife and a rich life

see what happens"

She'll ask for a loan!

That just made me LMFAO!