Reviews by sinclair

I went to Tropical Lei a few times during the weeknights while I was in the Los Angeles suburbs. The cover charge is $15. The bouncer warns you that you must buy at least one…

I went to Jumbo’s Clown Room on a Monday night around 11pm. The club is in the middle of a strip mall on Hollywood Boulevard. Jumbo’s Clown Room has been around for 45 years and…

I went to the Admiral Theatre on a Saturday evening around 8pm. The club is located in a so-so neighborhood that is Mexican and Arab. You probably won’t get harassed or anything, but there was…

I visited Jimmy’s on a Friday evening about 6pm. The sign on the building actually says Jimmy’s Restaurant, so I guess this building was a restaurant before becoming a strip club. There was no cover…

I went to Jaguars on a Friday night around 10pm. There is valet parking close to the door and self-parking on adjacent sides of the club. The cover charge is $20 due to Jaguars being…

I hit up The Clubhouse around 10pm on a Saturday evening. The club is nestled in amongst a bunch of warehouses and industrial buildings. Driving in, you are funneled towards the valet. I asked if…

I went to Fantasy Ranch around 9pm on a Thursday evening. The club is located at the dead end of a spur road that branches off South Pipeline Road. The road in is a little…

I dropped into Baby Dolls on a Thursday evening a little after 11pm. The valet parking takes up the whole front of the parking lot, so I had to drive all the way to the…

I went to Beemer’s Gentlemen’s Club on a Friday night around midnight. The facility is literally feet off the main drag in town. The cover charge was $5; the collector doesn’t sit at the door,…

I went to Club Coconuts just after 9pm on a Saturday night. The club was just opening. You pay a $5 cover at the door after being buzzed into the building. The entire club has…

I went to the Showcase Theater after midnight on a Saturday night. The club is located off the Old Baltimore Pike in an industrial/warehouse area. It was a little shady with people hanging out in…

I went to the Millstream Inn on a Saturday afternoon. The club is in a little wooded valley with a stream on Dogwood Road. There was no cover charge. As mentioned before the Millstream Inn…

I went to the Red Room around 12:45am on a Friday night. The club is in a basement of a building and has a red glow to it. There was no cover. A Budweiser set…

I visited Club Pussycat around 11pm on a Friday night on a tip that this was one of the clubs on The Block that I could find some white women. There was not cover at…

I went to Lust on a Friday night after 10pm. There was no cover charge. Once inside, I went up a flight of stairs to the second floor. Once there, there is a large room…

I went to Babe’s Cabaret on a Saturday afternoon around 4:30. There was no cover charge, but a one drink minimum. The club was packed with what seemed like tourists. Most of them seemed more…

I went to Temptations on a Friday night around 9:30pm to spend time with one of my stripper friends from the Yellowhammer State who happened to be working here. The first time I entered, there…

I went to Lipstixx on a Wednesday night. There was no cover at the door, but the door guy insisted he needed a tip before he’d let me in. I only had twenties on me,…

I visited Club 390 for the first time around 10pm on a Saturday night. The club is located in what seems to be an industrial park. The building itself looks like it was probably some…

I went to Scores Mansion on a Wednesday evening around 10pm. There was no cover charge, but a 12-ounce beer cost $10. I thought at first that the rude waitress was trying to rip me…

I hit Centerfolds Cabaret for the first time on a Wednesday around 11pm. The last time I was at this address was three years ago when it was Little Darlings, an all-ebony club owned by…

I went to Stiletto’s on a Wednesday night after midnight. There was no cover at the door. Stiletto’s is very dilapidated and dirty. As you walk in there is a long narrow stage on the…

Club Eden is no longer. In September 2014, the club was reopened as Cabaret NOLA, supposedly under new management. I stopped by about a week after the grand opening on a Friday evening. The club…

I went to Visions on a Saturday afternoon. The club is located in a rundown area of New Orleans East. The parking lot is gravel and lit up at night. There is a free entrance…

I had to stop by a client south of O'Hare. When I was finished at 3pm, I saw Carl's heading north on Mannheim and decided to stop in for some beer and boobies. The club…